Sam McGuffie update
Here's an update on HS Internet sensation RB Sam McGuffie. He is working out at WR to become an all-purpose offensive player.
http://www.chron.com/sports/rice/article/Sam-McGuffie-shifts-to-new-role-for-Owls-3446043.php
"To prepare for the move, McGuffie, who is fully recovered, has spent the past few months studying YouTube videos of Jerry Rice and Chad Ochocinco, among others...."
If watching videos of other people doing something at a high level makes you good at something yourself then I must be a freaking rock star in bed by now.
You sir have made my morning! I am pretty sure this will be the funniest thing I hear or read today.
March 30th, 2012 at 11:03 AM ^
Yeah, and I'm fuckin Lanny Laserdisc.
March 30th, 2012 at 12:04 PM ^
Props.
You've really got an HBO thing going on there, avatar and comment.
March 30th, 2012 at 12:12 PM ^
Nothing can beat that.
5 is not a big enough total for how awesome this post is.
Jerry: Showmanship, George. When you hit that high note, you say goodnight and
walk off.
George: I can't just leave.
Jerry: That's the way they do it in Vegas.
George: You never played Vegas.
Jerry: I hear things.
Call it a day and go home, you did well.
Sadly Mgrowold or maybe more sadly for mrs mgrowold, I think you have to be born with certain physical gifts to be able to even attempt such high level activities. Then again, maybe you were...
Maybe. But then again Sam McGuffie is listed at 5'10 and anybody who got within 5 feet of him knows that has got to be overstated by 2-3 inches at least. If you believe Sam can become a wide reciever in the NFL then size really doesn't matter.
You, sir, are on a proverbial MGoRoll. I LOLd two times in one thread. And I don't LOL. I don't even type LOL.
It's all about girth not lenght...I mean height
November 3rd, 2015 at 7:25 PM ^
This kid has the potential to be the best of the corners out of Cass Tech. His height and athleticism set him apart.
Porn to sex = WWF to wrestling
It's all acting and bad acting at that. So you are actually doing more damage than anything. If you are learning from porn, I promise you that she isn't being satisfied. Consider parade rained on.
Thanks for the in-depth analysis on the accuracy of a post that was meant to be taken as a complete joke...
Yeah... you need to find some happy pills. And then resist the urge to explain why pills are not a sustainable way to get happy with all your might.
Did I seriously need to add smily faces or /s or something? A joke flies over your heads that much? I was playing off his joke and apparently message boards don't let that be appreciated.
No, if it was meant to be a joke you simply needed to add the humor and it would have been appreciated I'm sure
March 30th, 2012 at 10:29 AM ^
Slow Clap
March 30th, 2012 at 11:07 AM ^
+million for the day!
Points well-earned. Just don't go getting all MGoConceited.
Wiping tiny drops of coffee off my desk and chin...
Everybody head home, the day has already been won.
that everyone else is playing for sloppy seconds?
Well over 2,000 yards of offense in division 1 football. He seems like something else to me. Of course I spend my time following college football and not playing it, so it might be super easy.... what would I know.
Thems fightin' words.
/ Real Muthaph*ckin G's
March 30th, 2012 at 10:30 AM ^
SHO NUFF!
at drinkin beer."
You know a comment is an all-time classic when the rest of the thread is not about the original post, but how funny the comment was. Thread hijacking by humor.
Well played, Mgrowold
March 30th, 2012 at 10:10 AM ^
Just don't transfer to Iowa, his life could be in danger.
Good move for M'Guff. WR may be his natural position. If he can show good hands and run solid routes, this may be his ticket in to being a low round draft pick or NFL free agent signing... he could be a Wes Welker type for some team.
March 30th, 2012 at 10:23 PM ^
His mom commented on one of my one of my photos from a game on facebook once thinking that it was Sam's. No idea how she found her way to my pictures...
/coolstorybro