Watching LSU play is surreal, because this game is not happening.

We kinda buried the lede here because we haven’t talked about Timmy Falls’s tattoos

It's not like my eight minutes of Louisville

The people are what spews forth from the vomitoria, not the contents of the people

Did you know Izzo hasn't been to the Sweet 16 in three years? I do. I do too. I'm aware.

You want to order off the Taco Bell menu instead of look at all the possibilities

Anybody on Northwestern strike your fancy?

Actually I have the power here, because I don't have a contract.

There are no fun parts of this.

It doesn’t matter; you’re in last place in Red Panda PAC’s Wilco Pantheon