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He's Joe Milton without the…

He's Joe Milton without the arm strength.

mein kleiner…

mein kleiner Lilienleberknödel

New NIL GM is putting in…

New NIL GM is putting in some work! 

I watched it on my flight…

I watched it on my flight down here to savannah last weekend. It took quite a few liberties with the family history, but I was especially impressed by Efron. Jeremy Allen White is good in everything. And I'll be damned if I didn't have a major lump in my throat by the end. Great soundtrack too.

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Wow, we're suddenly…

Wow, we're suddenly overflowing with safeties!

In related news, Scheffler…

In related news, Scheffler has retained the lawyer who handled the Breonna Taylor case.

I am prepared for any…

I am prepared for any outcome in football this season and will just enjoy the ride.

FWIW, I think Tuttle will be the guy, and they beat everybody but Texas and OSU.

As for basketball, I think they'll be fun to watch again, especially at the end of games, and it will feel so refreshing.

Thank you. He never answered…

Thank you. He never answered the question. Mine was the Soup Dragons.

I kinda...like them?

I kinda...like them?

^This guy Christmases^

^This guy Christmases^

Hey, Jared Goff's $73M…

Hey, Jared Goff's $73M signing bonus ain't gonna pay for itself.

The French Connection is my…

The French Connection is my favorite movie of all time. Just a perfect film in every respect.

I can live without seeing…

I can live without seeing either of those matchups 

True, but there may also be…

True, but there may also be a formal B1G-SEC challenge week every September soon.

https://x.com/GottliebShow…

https://x.com/GottliebShow/status/1165442952832811008

Just one prime example 

Because his public persona…

Because his public persona ever since has shown no personal growth whatsoever. He's an ass, and he has always been an ass, and his holier than thou hot takes are ridiculous.

Best possible time slot!

Best possible time slot!

If they do, it was worth…

If they do, it was worth every penny. Hell, even if they get to a Super Bowl it'll be worth it.

Last I checked, Goff has…

Last I checked, Goff has more playoff wins than all those other guys. And in two years, his contract will fall back to around tenth highest.

When Goff inevitably misses…

When Goff inevitably misses time, you'll be glad they did.

Remember, Cam, no man is a…

Remember, Cam, no man is a failure who has friends.

Trojans will be at night 

Trojans will be at night 

Unfortunately, he keeps…

Unfortunately, he keeps trading for shitty players. And Hayes over Halliburton was baffling even then and more maddening now.

First Mother's Day without…

First Mother's Day without my mom yesterday. Strange feeling.

Employers require college…

Employers require college degrees as a means to filter out people who can't or won't commit to a multi year pursuit of an objective. The area of study is largely irrelevant. It's just a low effort way to screen candidates.

God bless you, your sons,…

God bless you, your sons, and your dearly departed.

My condolences, XM

My condolences, XM

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I'll bet you a dollar it's…

I'll bet you a dollar it's the former, Mortimer.

USC is definitely a night…

USC is definitely a night game. Not sure about any others.

Somebody literally died at…

Somebody literally died at the OSU commencement.

Trouba is a menace. If he's…

Trouba is a menace. If he's not swinging his stick around like Aaron Judge, he's pulling shit like this. He's always gunning for guys' heads, usually with his elbow. He's the Taylor Lewan of Michigan hockey.

My sweet Volodnishka!

My sweet Volodnishka!

SEMPLE

SEMPLE

Let thee overtaketh thine…

Let thee overtaketh thine ass 

Losing to M is definitely a…

Losing to M is definitely a PSU tradition 

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It woud take me awhile to…

It woud take me awhile to finalize my bench, but my starting five would definitely be Burke, Grant, Cazzie, Rice, and Webber.

He sure could fill it up.

He sure could fill it up.

I thought Goodell was…

I thought Goodell was selling interspecies conflict in the next TV deal.

Minnesnowta is the preferred…

Minnesnowta is the preferred nomenclature 

Josh McCown is the Vikings'…

Josh McCown is the Vikings' QB coach, and he's known and advised Maye since high school. They offered 11, 23, and a '25 first and the Pats still said no. JJ was a consolation prize, albeit a pretty talented one. Now, as a long time Minnesota resident, switching out Cousins for McCarthy has made the purple gang infinitely more watchable, so I'm not complaining!

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Maye was their guy, but NE…

Maye was their guy, but NE wouldn't budge.

The Vikings stumbled ass backwards into the best QB in the draft. 

Yeah, but you haven't seen…

Yeah, but you haven't seen my banana costume 

I'll be down there in a…

I'll be down there in a couple weeks and see if I can sneak in.

Imagine the poor sap who had…

Imagine the poor sap who had a Woll shutout at +3000 last night.