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And my axe!

And my axe!

Betting against Michigan…

Betting against Michigan basketball is free money. 

I always seem to take the…

I always seem to take the south shoreline train into Chicago on the days there's a home game.  It's a nightmare. It's a logistical nightmare.

At least they didn't buy…

At least they didn't buy recruits a hamburger.  Could you imagine?

Circled back like Jen Psaki.

Circled back like Jen Psaki.

At least one of the…

At least one of the basketball teams is competent.

This team is comically bad…

This team is comically bad and they should feel bad.

"The light shines in the…

"The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness cannot overcome it."

John 1:5

 

Merry Christmas to all.  Wishing you health and peace into the New Year.

2008 Toledo.  My grandpa…

2008 Toledo.  My grandpa never had money to go to a game as he was busy supporting his family, so I got cheap tickets and figured it'd be nice for his first (and maybe only) UM game to be a victory.

Yeah...

As someone who attended…

As someone who attended bible college, I can confirm there's a talent discrepancy.

 

JJ isn't even the starter.

JJ isn't even the starter.

What in the name of cheese…

What in the name of cheese curds....

Is that the first half…

Is that the first half spread?  Because second half Michigan could double it.

Can we cancel the rest of…

Can we cancel the rest of the season?

*OP’s mom has entered the…

*OP’s mom has entered the chat*

Forsyth Park is one of my…

Forsyth Park is one of my favorite places. Such a beautiful area. 

So what was up with those…

So what was up with those fair catches inside the 5?

Cincinnati is gonna get…

Cincinnati is gonna get steam rolled. 

Probably an unpopular…

Probably an unpopular opinion, but I didn’t enjoy Twin Peaks. 

Two chicks at the same time. 

Two chicks at the same time. 

That’s a lot of taxable…

That’s a lot of taxable income. 

Use me as a downvote button…

Use me as a downvote button.  I deserve it. 

I am also going to have a…

I am also going to have a tryst with your wife. 

They’re gonna murder us. 

They’re gonna murder us. 

I still have PTSD from the…

I still have PTSD from the 2010 game. 

I want whatever you’re…

I want whatever you’re smoking. 

These games are stupid long…

These games are stupid long thanks to commercial timeouts. 

I’ll wait until after we…

I’ll wait until after we play a decently ranked team before saying “zomg we’re a juggernaut!”

You’re welcome. 

You’re welcome. 

Oh no my Internet points!

 …

Oh no my Internet points!

 

Actually I know the difference between FCS and D———-2 since I went to a D——2 school but thanks for the lesson. Apparently my joke didn’t hit the mark. 

Eh, I’ll hold until we beat…

Eh, I’ll hold until we beat a team that hasn’t lost to a D-2 school before saying they’re doing it right in Ann Arbor. 

Cool. We can suck in prime…

Cool. We can suck in prime time!

HE IS RISEN

HE IS RISEN

Can she play defensive…

Can she play defensive tackle?  Asking for Jim Harbaugh

University of Chicago. 

University of Chicago. 

Can Howard coach football?  

Can Howard coach football?  

Bang me and my Never Nude…

Bang me and my Never Nude friends!

Is this a type of cancer you…

Is this a type of cancer you’d typically find with a population that smokes?

It was enough to beat us…

It was enough to beat us last year so...

Gun safety, folks. Always…

Gun safety, folks. Always assume it’s loaded. 

Can he also play cornerback?

Can he also play cornerback?

Cool. Now OSU will respond…

Cool. Now OSU will respond by signing the #1 DT in the class. 

As someone of Scandinavian…

As someone of Scandinavian descent I’m triggered. 

The Cleveland “shithole of a…

The Cleveland “shithole of a city” has a nice ring to it

Like OP’s mom 

Like OP’s mom 

Again. 

Again. 

Not gonna lie you had me in…

Not gonna lie you had me in the first half. 

I’ve switched to Formula 1…

I’ve switched to Formula 1. Infinitely more exciting. 

It’s cool. We’ll get a few 2…

It’s cool. We’ll get a few 2* recruits and a bunch of posters will say rankings don’t matter. 

I’m more of a Brazilian Moon…

I’m more of a “Full Brazilian Moon” guy