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Enjoy your next RichRod…

Enjoy your next RichRod experience.

(This place really is insufferable.   I think it's time to let the whiney bitches whine and bitch.  Enjoy whining and bitching.  I'm fucking done here.)

Brilliant post.  Please keep…

Brilliant post.  Please keep the same attitude after each win.

Maybe some day you'll get…

Maybe some day you'll get your wish, they'll fire everybody and hire some son of a bitch like Urban.  Then you can start on him with the first loss, and enjoy watching the program go down in flames with players who don't bother with classes & the NCAA investigation that wouldn't look the other way like they do with other programs.

I'm just not as dedicated a fan as the fanboyz who will scream online for every coach to be fired, yet would jump at those same coaches begging for autographs if they were in the same room.

Anything I post I would say to any coach or player's face.  Can everybody say that?

I hear your mom is available.

I hear your mom is available.

You got that right.  I need…

You got that right.  I need to remember to never come to this site for about a month after a loss.  Let's hope none of the players ever read the crap trash fanz like to throw on them and their coaches.  I wish all these whiners would take off their Nike gear (that they rushed out to buy the second it hit stores) and switch to a different school.  Don't need fans like them.

This loss sucked, but the refs were bad enough for the tv guys to repeatedly notice.  Pile that on the weird season + sparty and it shows that we should have been more nervous about this game.

I'm not a guy who studies film, but I would bet the guys who do would find that sparty held a lot back against Rutgers so Michigan couldn't watch film of it.  A program in its second game under a new staff doesn't give a whole lot to study and prepare for.  Milton was bound to have a let down second game after preparing for the last month for Minnesota, then facing a sparty defense that likely did many things different from last week.  (They need to figure out how to get his arm strength involved as a positive in this offense though.  What I saw in this game was that there are a bunch of #2 & #3 options at receiver, but nobody who is ready to be #1.  Nico, we miss you.)

I was there.  Favorite game…

I was there.  Favorite game I ever attended, with second place being on my birthday a few years ago at Rutgers when I think as a fan I ran for a couple touchdowns & the Rutgers student I was sitting next to forgot his Rutgers hoody when he left (not sure if it was intentional or not, as the locals were just shell shocked.) 

I got there at the start of the second quarter because the roads were that bad.  The game itself had me nervous, because with snow & ice you really didn't want to face Mike Alstott.  By the 4th quarter I was nicely social distanced, drinking my cold chocolate at about the 40 yard line, 15th row.

Fun football.  5-0

Upon further review: Ben…

Upon further review: Ben Mason is better on offense.

Next, he can refuse to score…

Next, he can refuse to score a point against Michigan in his entire career.

What he said.

What he said.

Ichigans Tate

Ichigans Tate

Sparty is green with envy…

Sparty is green with envy... of Rutger.

Glad for St. Juste to get…

Glad for St. Juste to get healthy enough to play well.  It's a shame it wasn't in AA, because he would look really good with the winged helmet today and there wouldn't have been nearly the gloomy talk with him as #1 CB.

I cannot haiku
My haikus…

I cannot haiku

My haikus typically suck

You haiku better

I have no professional…

I have no professional opinion on this, but my thoughts back then seeing it both in person and on TV was that it was designed for TV, not for the fans at the stadium.  Paint the background blue and it would have been an improvement, removing the letters even better.

It was much worse in person.

It was much worse in person.

The question should be: Who…

The question should be: Who had the pad before him, and what made him go all investigative?

So he got kicked inside in…

So he got kicked inside in just two posts?

It's almost like some sort…

It's almost like some sort of Civil War..

Coach Jay Harbaugh III will…

Coach Jay Harbaugh III will be thrilled to field a team of Glasgows!

It's ok.  Covid-19 is null &…

It's ok.  Covid-19 is null & void south of the Mason/Dixon line.  Anybody who tests positive is a liar and should be prosecuted by the Federal government as being against the word of the president, because only those who get tested are shown to be positive.  Need to keep those numbers down!  THINK OF THE ECONOMY!!!

I won't believe this until…

I won't believe this until there have been at least 20 mentions.

It is a fantastic show with…

It is a fantastic show with characters across the board you hate, but love and love, but can't stand.

The end of season 2 left me wondering what they're gonna do with Cindy in season 3.

Different network(s), but Doom Patrol is also a lot of fun.

I had a long layover in…

I had a long layover in Toledo when taking the train back to NYC (shuttle bus to Toledo from Detroit.)  Decided that a bottle of liquor would make the train ride better, so went to find one.  It was after midnight.  At a gas station, dude told me to walk across the bridge & a few blocks later there would be one.  Lovely neighborhood with guys wandering the streets in packs looking at you to determine how easy it would be to rob you.  There was a Cadillac parked on a lawn.  The anti theft device on it was a dog chained to the tire... it was parked on a chain.  After finding the store to be closed this haggard looking woman rides up to me out of nowhere on a bike and wants to get friendly.

It was all explainable by the word "Ohio."

That news story where the…

That news story where the woman is asked if she knows how the fire started, and replies that she knows it was her cousin who did it, because he's mad that she won't get with him and she told him she can't because she's married.

Scared of what?

Scared of what?

Those guys in funny hats…

Those guys in funny hats like to make the drive a bit more interesting for Michigan license plates.  Once when pulled over the cop heard something on his radio, stepped into the middle of the highway and pointed at a car to pull over.  It did.

Well, we haven't gotten any…

Well, we haven't gotten any mention of Mazi Smith's name and we're basically just throwing names at receivers hoping to knock down a few balls...

Every thread about worrisome depth charts needs someone bringing up Mazi.

Shirley he can't be cereal!

Shirley he can't be cereal!

I'm old enough to remember…

I'm old enough to remember when your best athletes went to play defense.  Shutting down the other team was important.  This isn't basketball.

 

If I were a WR I would cough…

If I were a WR I would cough any time I got near a defender.

Arkansas and "backwards" can…

Arkansas and "backwards" can now be used in two ways.

2/2/22 will actually be a…

2/2/22 will actually be a Wednesday, if we make it that far.

I NEED A HERO!
I'm holding…

I NEED A HERO!

I'm holding out for a hero 'til the season starts.

He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast and he's gotta be larger than life.

Don't they play on turf?

Don't they play on turf?

The idea that he will not…

The idea that he will not shut up sounds completely valid.  He will start campaigning for 2024.  Everything will be a persecution against him, pushing the idea on these same sort of people that the government is against them because they're on the same side.

Who will talk all about how…

Who will talk all about how the "Deep State" entrapped these poor, innocent Patriots.

A sharpie waits to sign their pardons.

 

This isn't going to last…

This isn't going to last long because "PATRIOTISM!!!!"

Something tells me that out…

Something tells me that out of the Bill of Rights, they only know part of the Second Amendment.

I'm waiting for him to get…

I'm waiting for him to get tired of the X-Z thing & change his name to Javier Simpson... then Havier... then...

Too soon.

Too soon.

Which is why McDoom should…

Which is why McDoom should have been moved to corner.  That, and he is built more like a corner & catches like one.

I wish there were more. …

I wish there were more.  There must be cousins or something.

There is a 0% chance of that…

There is a 0% chance of that.  That's how popular it will be.  So hip...

Tradition.

Tradition.

Are there any conferences…

Are there any conferences left?  Want to hear of one that comes up with a two-game schedule, then crowns a "champion."

Then we get to listen to the whining about an undefeated team not making the playoff.

4 sho.

It's mathematically…

4 sho.

It's mathematically four times the number one is.

I have never understood why…

I have never understood why they give your cars to needy kids who probably can't afford the insurance and can't even legally drive yet.

That's fine for the people…

That's fine for the people who don't know anybody who is old, or care about anybody who is.

The Lions still may take him…

The Lions still may take him as long as they keep the current management/coach in place.

Cheesy, man.

Cheesy, man.