New SI Article: Alleges Ball Boys Stealing Signs

Submitted by TheMadGrasser on October 29th, 2023 at 9:57 PM

https://wolverineswire.usatoday.com/2023/10/29/si-one-big-ten-team-alle…

Article goes on to say:

Multiple sources from one Big Ten school told SI that a coach at a different school called them before playing Michigan to warn them about Wolverines ball boys on their sideline listening to play calls and communicating information to the Michigan sideline—holding the football up in one hand to indicate an expected pass, and in the other hand to indicate a run, for instance. (Sources at the school that was warned said they experienced nothing in the game to implicate the Michigan ball boys.)

Amazinblu

October 29th, 2023 at 10:05 PM ^

Please tell me that Bobby Boucher wasn’t involved.  I know he’s the water boy, not a ball boy - but, this speculation continues to grow… perhaps flounder is a better word.

smwilliams

October 29th, 2023 at 10:08 PM ^

This is the point I think I have to stop reading about college football for a while.

If this was basically nothing and a smear campaign: great job by whoever orchestrated it and proves Michigan’s success is no different than any other team’s. 

If this was a vast cheating network that totally broke the rules: great, if you aren’t cheating, you aren’t trying. Michigan played by the rules for so long and where did it get them? 

Wendyk5

October 29th, 2023 at 10:08 PM ^

I'm waiting for media that has absolutely nothing to do with college football, like Cosmopolitan and Gun & Garden, to start writing articles about this. Everyone, jump on! 

BornInAA

October 29th, 2023 at 10:08 PM ^

Yeah written by someone that's never been a coach. So teams name plays in code like "orange 32" or "aces wide". I assume the ball boy somehow already knows the opponent play list?

readyourguard

October 29th, 2023 at 10:11 PM ^

The next thing we’ll learn is Coach’s wives seduced players at their hotel the night before the game.

The feeding frenzy is an endless supply of unverified smelly bullshit fish.

DetroitDan

October 29th, 2023 at 10:21 PM ^

Not yet.  Just in:

Michigan spent its off-week in a nondescript white van parked in front of Ryan Day's house

The Wolverines were off Saturday, but a low-level staffer with CIA hacking experience was able to add six touchdowns and 800 yards to McCarthy's total by accessing the NCAA's mainframe via a high tech password cracking algorithm. It might seem a bit disreputable, but also the NCAA's master password was actually just "password," so it's hard to be too mad at Michigan.

TennesseeMaize

October 29th, 2023 at 10:21 PM ^

If you notice on YouTube that CFB talkers like “the voice of college football” are posting update videos on the “Michigan scandal” daily. It’s clear everyone is riding the wave of attention and using Michigan’s name to get clicks and subscriptions. 

Blinkin

October 30th, 2023 at 5:10 AM ^

Yes, the story has reached the meta phase where the story is itself the story. The original content is fairly lost. Publishing an article about a practice that is 1) completely legal and 2) already known to be done by other teams from earlier reporting on this same story (!) Demonstrates how this is running on fumes. 

CompleteLunacy

October 29th, 2023 at 10:29 PM ^

Lol even if this is 100% true (probably not), IT IS COMPLETELY ALLOWED UNDER THE RULES.

It ain’t cheating if the rules allow it. No matter whether it feels like it or not. 
 

People out there acting like stealing signs isn’t the status quo in football…bruh why do you think NFL coaches cover their mouths when reading plays in???