General Booty
One of the best college football player names of all time has chosen his school.
General Axel Booty, a 3-Star QB has officially committed to Tyler Junior College.
February 6th, 2021 at 9:24 PM ^
I'm a huge fan of Colonel Lingus
February 6th, 2021 at 11:26 PM ^
....and his wife....
February 6th, 2021 at 2:40 PM ^
Wouldn't it be great if General Booty had a WR named Major Woody...
February 6th, 2021 at 7:21 PM ^
...and Private Parts lining up in the backfield.
February 6th, 2021 at 2:46 PM ^
Will his offensive mates have to salute him in the huddle?
Pretty good get for a JC to get a 3 star QB.
February 6th, 2021 at 5:17 PM ^
guessing he’s got academic issues
February 7th, 2021 at 2:55 AM ^
Good point, I didn't consider that.
February 6th, 2021 at 2:52 PM ^
Jake Butt
February 6th, 2021 at 2:55 PM ^
Tight end, no less
February 6th, 2021 at 3:29 PM ^
Only because his hips weren't flexible enough to be a wide receiver?
February 6th, 2021 at 5:37 PM ^
Ohhhh. Straight to the "time out" chair for you. ;-)
February 8th, 2021 at 1:00 PM ^
"Booty back to throw, he fires it deep to Butt. Touchdown! Booty to Butt!
February 6th, 2021 at 2:55 PM ^
Is his dad Professor? What's another word for pirate treasure? Got more bounce to f'in' bump?
February 6th, 2021 at 3:15 PM ^
Great Album!
February 6th, 2021 at 2:56 PM ^
Buttstin Feagin?
February 6th, 2021 at 3:04 PM ^
If he’s a 3 star then he’s just a Lieutenant General.
February 7th, 2021 at 10:56 AM ^
this is an excellent comment!
February 6th, 2021 at 3:08 PM ^
There’s a guy running for city attorney in my neighborhood named Harden Sooper. If he loses the election, there’s always a career in the porn industry for him. I mean, he’s Harden Sooper.
February 6th, 2021 at 3:17 PM ^
Couldn’t decide whether to go with Private Nutsack, or Specific Tushy.
February 6th, 2021 at 3:28 PM ^
That's a B- average at a pretty good school in Texas.
Also who fucking cares?
February 6th, 2021 at 4:41 PM ^
Exactly
February 6th, 2021 at 3:35 PM ^
I hope that after he finishes junior college he transfers to East Carolina, so that sportswriters can refer to him as the Pirates' Booty.
I suppose playing for Mike Leach at Mississippi State would also be acceptable.
February 6th, 2021 at 3:57 PM ^
My wife and I are polyamorous, so when I travel I’m always looking for General Booty.
She’s always looking for Private Dick.
February 6th, 2021 at 4:12 PM ^
Related to Major and Private?
February 6th, 2021 at 4:20 PM ^
Will he be coached by Jim Bob Cooter?
February 6th, 2021 at 4:32 PM ^
I heard he is the master of Tight Ends
February 6th, 2021 at 5:20 PM ^
General Booty?
Is that anything like The Red Hour at the start of Festival on planet Beta III (Star Trek TOS)?
February 6th, 2021 at 7:48 PM ^
That's General Big Boo-TAY.
February 6th, 2021 at 8:11 PM ^
Should've chosen East Carolina U .....Arrrrrgh!
February 6th, 2021 at 8:40 PM ^
Nothing, and I mean nothing, beats Major Major Major Major, in Catch-22.
February 6th, 2021 at 8:47 PM ^
Steele Fortress is the backup QB for Michigan Tech.
February 6th, 2021 at 10:49 PM ^
Fun Fact: General Booty was actually a Hugh Freeze’s first first offer at Liberty
February 6th, 2021 at 11:30 PM ^
So if he goes out for the coin flip, doed the ref turn to him and say, "Booty Call"?
February 7th, 2021 at 2:23 AM ^
I do like booty in general
February 7th, 2021 at 4:18 AM ^
Just think if his first name was Get and his middle name was Some.
February 7th, 2021 at 12:22 PM ^
Thought this was about General Buttnaked. Not disappointed, however.