[Patrick Barron]

Signgate The Sixth: Nevermind All That? Comment Count

Brian October 31st, 2023 at 4:45 PM

And then it was fine? Yesterday I laid out what I thought was the most likely scenario in which the NCAA did something of significant consequence to Michigan: leverage the new head coach responsibility bylaw to drop a show cause on Jim Harbaugh for stuff Connor Stalions did. IMO, this is still a concern, but it looks like less of one now that ~all paysites are reporting that whatever roadblocks this investigation had put up towards Harbaugh's new contract are gone:

Henschke followed that up with a tweet saying that there is "some hypothesizing that the contract will likely mean Michigan is Jim Harbaugh's last job." For his part, Sam Webb posted an article headlined "Harbaugh extension process no longer paused."

It seems likely Michigan will announce a new contract that makes Harbaugh the highest-paid coach in the Big Ten, and it sounds like for the first time it will have a significant buyout if Harbaugh wants to leave. Given that he's been at Michigan for ten years and has never had anything like that in his contract, if that does come to fruition it would be a statement that he's sticking in Ann Arbor long-term.

A lot of people are taking this as good news in regards to the NCAA violations Stalions was racking up. I agree, at least partially. It beggars belief that Michigan would move forward with the contract unless they had completed their review of everyone's laptops, phones, etc., and found no evidence that Stalions's "vast network" was anything other than his personal project. Certainly at Harbaugh's level, and likely all the way down the list. The contract proceeding means that if we were going to hear about additional suspensions/firings/personnel being launched into the sun, we would hear about them now. No news is good news.

[After THE JUMP: sigh: however]

However! Even if Stalions was acting entirely on his own, there is still the matter of the HC responsibility bylaw. AFAIK it is so new that Harbaugh is going to be the first case, more or less. Anything could happen. In general, you should bet on "the NCAA will do nothing" in almost all cases. But here you've got a guy who the enforcement committee clearly hates. He's coming off a three-game suspension that appears to be for stonewalling on some piddly charges. A guy with a blood vendetta against Harbaugh is literally on the committee, and even if he has to recuse himself from this case he's probably going to be trying to influence it in any way he can.

I have no idea what the chances of this transpiring are but they're not zero.

But the contract? All coaching contracts give the school an out if the NCAA comes down on them. Harbaugh's current contract has this in the section detailing when the university can fire Harbaugh for cause:

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Unless that language changes in the updated contract the U isn't going out on a limb here. If the NCAA does give Harbaugh a show cause they could fire him for cause. In fact, it is dead certain that at some point they are going to have the ability to fire Harbaugh for cause. The next bullet:

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Probation and a fine are definitely happening.

Michigan is not going to fire Harbaugh for cause unless they have absolutely no other choice; this section asserts that while the contract going forward is evidence of several good things, it is not evidence that Jim Harbaugh is personally in the clear with the NCAA.

He's deceiving me, it cuts my security. CMU is investigating whether Stalions was on their sideline for the MSU-CMU game in week one this year. (It was on Friday, thus opening up the possibility of attending.) I believe they're going to find that he was, and that he dressed up in CMU coaching gear to access places he wasn't supposed to. You only investigate who a person is when you don't, you know, know who he is. Because he's employed by you.

This doesn't matter: one more game isn't going to significantly move the needle when Stalions was taping 30. It should further indicate just how off the rails this guy was, and certainly makes it more believable that he was, uh, dedicated enough to do all this on his own. He's wearing sunglasses at night.

I guess the good news is that Ed Norton's going to play him in the movie. That's a big get.

Nothing is happening soon. Pete Thamel appeared on Pat McAfee's show and said that "this will not get expedited and there's no mechanism for it." 2023 punishments are not happening from the NCAA. The Big Ten would have to be mad enough to make Fox furious, reduce the conference's chances of making the playoff, reduce all their bottom lines, and deal with Michigan saber-rattling about going to the SEC. That's not happening either. This team is in the clear. 

Comments

RibbleMcDibble

October 31st, 2023 at 5:02 PM ^

I do wonder if Stalions - assuming its him - went to that game more for fun on the invite of a CMU staff connection. Puts on the disguise because he knows the rule about in-person scouting. I'm sure he was also gleaning information, but...

...If he were trying to actively scout MSU, why on earth wouldn't he just buy a ticket himself and watch the game from the stands where he would have a better view? 

 

Vasav

October 31st, 2023 at 5:02 PM ^

Thanks for your coverage on this and improving my mental health. I know i'm being greedy, but I would respectfully like to ask for the Offensive UFR from MSU. It would improve my mental health even more than these updates

Valar Morghulis

October 31st, 2023 at 5:38 PM ^

I’m with you, CMU knows it’s not anyone on their staff.  I think the problem is, how does anyone prove that it was Stalions?  Unless the coach that brought him into the stadium and gave him a sideline pass rats himself out (I’m guessing here because nothing else really makes sense), it’s going to be pretty hard to prove it is Stalions if Stalions didn’t buy a ticket in his name (which is also entirely possible I guess). Going to be interesting to see how this plays out.

Hensons Mobile…

October 31st, 2023 at 5:44 PM ^

I think there's something somewhere that points to it being him. No way internet sleuths just stumbled on this and started posting it and saying, this guy who looks like a million other dudes looks like Stalions! And then it turns out it's not actually someone on CMU's staff?

This was already discovered by the PI from some other piece of intel is my guess.

k.o.k.Law

October 31st, 2023 at 6:07 PM ^

He might have made his own pass.  There is a precedent for sudcessfully sneaking onto a

basketball court.

Barry Petchesky

PublishedMarch 19, 2014

At halftime of Virginia's ACC tournament semifinal, Danny had an idea. He noticed all the Cavaliers staff members hovering around the team, and discerned what exactly gave them to the power to roam freely around the court: a suit with a Virginia-orange tie. One day and one trip to Walmart later, Danny was down on the floor, celebrating a conference title and shaking hands with a dejected Coach K.

It's the oldest rule of event-crashing. Look like you know what you're doing, and dress the part, and you can go pretty much anywhere.

__________

5 minutes before the game i walk down the aisle and without saying anything or looking at the usher he pulled back the curtain and raised the bar for me to enter the floor/ court area. ...

After 16 minute timeout I told everyone I was going down to go on the court for the 12 minute tv timeout. And I did

I walked right behind the cheerleaders and onto the court and joined the UVA huddle on the court

Tony Bennett was talking to the team and Joe Harris was getting his bloody knee taped 2 feet in front of me.

Sat behind the basket for 6-8 minutes and watched the rest of the half with my family.

Halftime I passed out the official box score to the front row of the media, just walked right across the entire court as i walked past security. I Printed them out in the hotel that morning to look legit.

Went down another time to just walk around. I even small talked a 70 year old usher and it was her first time being in the lower level. we talked for a while and i even showed her how to unhook the bar that let to the media tables.

Watched up to the last 2 minutes with everyone, then went down for the end of the game.

Buzzer sounds and i walked onto the middle and confetti was falling.

Hensons Mobile…

November 1st, 2023 at 8:49 AM ^

No, they had already put out a statement saying they were looking into it. If this guy was such a big wig on staff (as was the claim above) then that statement would have just said, Oh, that's our such and such guy named so and so.

I know your post was made before we saw McElwain's statement on the situation. But you can all stop pretending the guy in the picture is part of CMU's program now.

BlueGoM

October 31st, 2023 at 5:07 PM ^

"Probation and a fine are definitely happening."

implies game forfeits are also on the table?  also for who? Harbaugh? the program?

"This team is in the clear. "

so ...  does that mean the team is in the clear and it will only be Harbaugh in trouble?

"A guy with a blood vendetta against Harbaugh is literally on the committee"

Aaaand OK, then, how do we get this guy off the committee, then?

Hensons Mobile…

October 31st, 2023 at 5:21 PM ^

implies game forfeits are also on the table?  also for who? Harbaugh? the program?

Probation and fine is not any reflection one way or the other on vacated wins. Probation and fine would be for the program.

so ...  does that mean the team is in the clear and it will only be Harbaugh in trouble?

No, it just means it's in the clear for 2023. CFP national championship here we come.*

*Even if vacated later which seems unlikely.

Aaaand OK, then, how do we get this guy off the committee, then?

We don't.

robpollard

October 31st, 2023 at 5:09 PM ^

I have no idea if that's Stalions, but those three pictures above do *not* look like a man who was hiding himself. I mean, in one he is pumping his fist cheering...for CMU (is that part the disguise--a UM guy cheering for another team)? And in another he's standing right next to two other CMU personnel (neither of whom said, "Who the hell is this guy?") looking like he's part of the mix?

And how'd he get the exact right coaching gear?

He must have had help from some other staffer (from CMU?) who thought he was there to...do what, I don't know.

What a silly, dumb, situation.

kehnonymous

October 31st, 2023 at 5:25 PM ^

You know how in MCU movies or other blockbusters with cloak-and-dagger bits, when X character has to walk through the city to avoid detection by the enemy, they always wear sunglasses and a plain black baseball cap to conceal themselves, even while we all know who it is?

That's basically that.