Custom playbooks
January 12th, 2017 at 9:24 AM ^
If you want Harbaugh to find your secret scheme id suggest putting it on a milk carton
January 12th, 2017 at 10:26 AM ^
Just make sure they go only on Vitamin D whole milk cartons. None of that chicken-shit 2% stuff.
January 12th, 2017 at 9:24 AM ^
You would have a very hard time getting the coaches to look at your schemes if you don't know them personally, or at least know someone else who does.
January 12th, 2017 at 9:26 AM ^
Step 1 is to beat Harbaugh in Madden so that he knows you're legit. He's got a sign up sheet outside his office.
January 12th, 2017 at 9:27 AM ^
January 12th, 2017 at 9:46 AM ^
you're posting / He knows you've got a hot take / He knows about your MGoPoints / So finish your fucking steak / Ohhhhhhh
January 12th, 2017 at 12:01 PM ^
I don't know why, but I felt compelled to close my office door and sing this out loud. I then broke into hysterical laughter for a minute or so, then opened my door and resumed working as if nothing had happened. It's possible my work duties need to be expanded.
January 12th, 2017 at 9:27 AM ^
Call the football office, and tell them you'd like to speak to the coaching staff about some plays. They'll probably hang up on you the first dozen times or so, but I believe your persistence will pay off and eventually they'll transfer you through to Coach Harbaugh.
January 12th, 2017 at 9:50 AM ^
With EUTM. Eventually they'll have a grad assistant quality control type of coach talk to you maybe.
January 12th, 2017 at 9:27 AM ^
Pretty sure Harbaugh and staff wouldn't even look at your schemes/plays if they haven't been proven to work on a football field already.
January 12th, 2017 at 9:31 AM ^
Persistance. Call the football office 100x per day and ask to speak with him about a scheme idea. They probably don't get that a lot.
January 12th, 2017 at 9:33 AM ^
January 12th, 2017 at 11:27 AM ^
Aha—so you're the genius responsible for giving the ball to Will Carr on the goal line down at Purdue in '96. Nice going, pal.
January 12th, 2017 at 9:33 AM ^
at new wrinkles and schemes they can implement. They visit with other coaches and talk a lot at conferences and clinics. Watch what other teams do and if they see something they like they might try implementing it or tweaking it a little. A good coach is always learning and looking for new things to do to gain an edge.
I have coached at a few Michigan camps and got a lot of time with the coaches. You might try coaching at their camp and see if you can get some time with an offensive coach and talk kto them about what you do and have, they might be interested in hearing it.
January 12th, 2017 at 9:35 AM ^
January 12th, 2017 at 10:32 AM ^
January 12th, 2017 at 10:12 AM ^
1. Volunteer at a local rec league and coach a team.
2. Approach a friend who coaches football in the local middle/high school to comment/implement your schemes.
Then show up at coaching clinics and talk about what you have done so far.
Good luck.
January 12th, 2017 at 10:34 AM ^
You seem like you have good intentions, but honestly, if you're not a coach, what makes you think your plays are new or effective? You can't honestly believe that an armchair quarterback has ideas that are going to be useful to a coaching staff at the highest level of elite football, or, even if you did, that anyone would possibly take you seriously.
January 12th, 2017 at 9:41 AM ^
January 12th, 2017 at 9:44 AM ^
Follow him to Peru this summer.
January 12th, 2017 at 9:51 AM ^
Beat him in Peru ball. Then he'll read over 1 play.
January 12th, 2017 at 9:47 AM ^
January 12th, 2017 at 9:51 AM ^
Maybe you and WD could go to Schembechler together and present your Super Guides
January 12th, 2017 at 9:53 AM ^
January 12th, 2017 at 12:45 PM ^
Double A gap. Every. Play.
Have Don Brown's email?
January 12th, 2017 at 9:54 AM ^
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January 12th, 2017 at 9:57 AM ^
I imagine this is asking, "how do I get Usher to listen to my mix tape, it's pretty good"
January 12th, 2017 at 10:02 AM ^
January 12th, 2017 at 10:06 AM ^
January 12th, 2017 at 10:21 AM ^
They could. But what's the return on that? How much effort would have to be expended to get one good play?
January 12th, 2017 at 12:41 PM ^
January 12th, 2017 at 10:07 AM ^
on how to fight amphibious warfare even though I have never been in the military much less the Marines.
How do I go about sending my fabulous ideas to the Commandant of the Marines?
January 12th, 2017 at 9:28 PM ^
...
1. Sit yourself down at the Virginian in Twentynine Palms. Or the Haunted Head in Oceanside.
2. Drink seven shots of Jack Daniels. Go ahead and get a beer back if you need it.
3. Tell the jarheads sitting next to you that they've been doing it all wrong.
N.B. Think about leaving your eyeglasses in the car.
January 12th, 2017 at 10:11 AM ^
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January 12th, 2017 at 10:29 AM ^
I've done my part, now do yours!
January 12th, 2017 at 1:04 PM ^
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January 12th, 2017 at 8:07 PM ^
looks like you and I did our job!
January 12th, 2017 at 10:11 AM ^
January 12th, 2017 at 10:20 AM ^
I think your best bet is to reach out electronically to a grad assistant with a very concise email setting out what you have in mind. Even that's a longshot, but they may not be inundated to the point that they won't look at something.
Even then, you should really know your Xs and Os before you ask a coaching staff to vet your ideas. And be prepared to be ignored, and if you are - don't take it personally (and don't be a pest).
January 12th, 2017 at 10:30 AM ^
January 12th, 2017 at 10:48 AM ^
How did creepy photo guy get 20 million Mgopoints? Good poster but not 20m good. What gives?
January 12th, 2017 at 11:22 AM ^
January 12th, 2017 at 11:30 AM ^
Are you Agent Smith?
January 12th, 2017 at 11:52 AM ^
January 12th, 2017 at 12:43 PM ^
It's a trap!
January 12th, 2017 at 11:32 AM ^
When he logged in, he hit: Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start. Everyone knows how to MGoKonami.
January 12th, 2017 at 10:15 AM ^
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January 12th, 2017 at 10:25 AM ^
step 1: buy madden
step 2: create dope ass play
step 3: share play with Jim Harbaugh and Jim Harbaugh only
step 4: profit
January 12th, 2017 at 11:00 AM ^
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January 12th, 2017 at 10:39 PM ^
LOL. I initially read this as dope ass-play, instead of dope-ass play. Adjective trouble.