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UFRs seem like way too much UFRs seem like way too much work just to verify over and again that RodRich should've been fired. We know. We agree. No need to document the steady improvement of previous failures.
I want a chicken burrito

I want a chicken burrito stuffed and wrapped by David Terrell.  

I'd be willing to macarena for it.

Does the knowledge molest

Does the knowledge molest dogs and such?

 

 

Yes

No, it was ruled a pick 6.

No, it was ruled a pick 6.

German Wheaties.  Vheaties.

German Wheaties.  Vheaties.

He was down before that ball

He was down before that ball came out.

Still derpy as shit.

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I didn't like what you said.

I didn't like what you said.  That's a reason.

DG has a year and a half to

DG has a year and a half to get some game experience.

I didn't like what you said,

I didn't like what you said, so I clicked a button.  

But did he suggest moving

But did he suggest moving Denard to receiver like these grade A morans?

This post makes me

This post makes me happy.

Glad.

Happy and Glad.

Yes.

excatly.

umm.. you can't predict the

umm.. you can't predict the future.. period.  

I hope all your glasses remain half empty.

More masturbatory writing by

More masturbatory writing by Misopogon.  Do me a favor, the next time you are at your keyboard simply write: 

My terrible strings of words give me erections, so when I write I write a ton of nothing, too fucking much of nothing, until I have me a nice narcissistic full one.  Then I jerk off to my nothing, and imagine you the reader jerking off to my nothing too, which feeds my ego and coerces me to write additional terrible strings of words, more nothing.  But deep in my heart I know you the reader ignore my many words, and that I should write less, but if I tone down my long-winded and terrible nothingness I shall never gain release again, so here comes another fucking post.  

If you substituted every post with this instead it would get the point across in half the time. 

I want one that says, "Notre I want one that says, "Notre Dame hates wheel routes more than inquisitive church bodies."
You have an amazing body. You have an amazing body. Along the same lines, where can I watch you hose off?
If they finish ahead of the If they finish ahead of the White Sox the city of Cleveland will smell less like shit and more like farts. There is a lot on the line.
Try the secluded house with Try the secluded house with the woodchipper outside.
You never saw him. You never saw him. You dreamt the game and your dreams were incorrect.
Brandin Hawthorne was a

Brandin Hawthorne was a mirror without reflection.  He sucked the whole world into his grasp.  That's all the defense is and was and should be.

Also, Mich D left the TE open because Rees had exclusive sex eyes for Floyd.  Mich D knew what ND QB gone do and ND QB done it.  ND QB stalked Mikey with his tossin arm. 

Dan Person is indeed a very

Dan Person is indeed a very tough QB to gameplan.  But just wait until the defense faces Sam Human and Ron Dude and Todd Homoerectus.  I'm already wrapped up in yoyo nightmares.

I enjoy the moran Broncos

I enjoy the moran Broncos fans chanting for Tebow.  He's not going to solve your litany of problemz.

The knowledge is as terrible

The knowledge is as terrible as goopy eye.

Your son enjoys the company

Your son enjoys the company of men from libraries with sores inside their cheeks.  I see him in alleyways giving it out for free.

"Denard is a misfit for the

"Denard is a misfit for the coaches and going forward  success scheme. Reality is Denard's talents are better suited MAC or Big East play. His style of football cannot succeed in the BIg Ten, SEC, or Big 12. It is what it is."

You have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.  

Also, "they will have their hands full with most big ten teams and that includes Purdue and Minnesota." 

Have you seen those teams play?

I'm going to waste some of my I'm going to waste some of my precious time to come on here and whine about how this should be labeled OT. This should be OT. There, now I'm a happy asshole.
That's some serious acting.

That's some serious acting.  Not ironic, though.  He yells at her too.  

Denard's UFR number should be

Denard's UFR number should be higher because he didn't turn the damn ball over, and that in itself should be equivalent to 130+ yards rushing gained from impeccable reads. 

HS sports is serious HS sports is serious business. Let's lure all the best kids. Our lockers have wings.
Po-Tater Easy solution Easy solution to all this rigamarole Don't drink anything and then drive, which is best for everybody, and also what the law probably should be Don't get all angar at MADD. They didn't ruin any lives. "I'm an alcoholic so I can drive drunker than everybody else. The law is so unfair." Balderdash, pure.
My real eyes see a lot of

My real eyes see a lot of names and information about those names, but my mind's eye only sees flabby potato pies.

That site is a bag of turtles

That site is a bag of turtles without shells.  Will not frequent.

I only fuck ducks when there

I only fuck ducks when there are only ducks to fuck.  You, on the other hand, seek out ducks to fuck because fucking ducks is what you seek out to fuck.

I meant warm like reborn soul

I meant warm like reborn soul warm.  Not warm like heat activated lubricant warm.  Warm like fingernail ripping warm.  Warm like godlike eyes warm.  

Game day will be smooth and

Game day will be smooth and warm.  I don't see the game going well.  But I'm just a gentleman with a certain feeling based on certain observations.

If McGary commits here I will

If McGary commits here I will write a 10,000 word treatise on treatises.

Well, fuck a duck, you caught

Well, fuck a duck, you caught me.  I just wanted people to go and watch the pratice squad pratice praticing.  

No problem.  In addition,

No problem.  In addition, Brandon Minor was signed to the Broncos pratice squad.

http://www.milehighreport.com/2010/12/30/1904778/denver-broncos-add-run…

 

The Panthers already picked

The Panthers already picked him up.

Smashing.  I am now able to

Smashing.  I am now able to dissect the shortcomings of our next defeated opponent.