No man, you misunderstood. I just finished my congressional letter of recommendation for a you to receive a medal, our at the very least rename a sand hill after you.
(truth is, 50% of us wish we could have been walking beside ya, 35% wanted to watch but only from a distance, and the remaining 15% immediately ran to lock the slider going out to the backyard)
Let me be the first to thank you for your service to our country. Without brave citizens like you willing to tiptoe past imposing 2-foot long rodents... I shudder to think what such a world would be like. (Don't they give out medals for for things like this? I'm writing my congressman right after I check for suspicious ground holes under my shed).
Wish they'd just copy/paste this for every interview and stop asking the same question 5 different ways to every coach/player:
Q: how do you think (insert player/ position group name) is doing/did?
A: EVERYONE is working hard, competing, cleaning some things up, getting better each day.
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