November 20th, 2010 at 5:18 PM ^
I hear there are now butt implants, so just take the analogy and switch it around.
November 20th, 2010 at 5:25 PM ^
I'm also an ass man, but the sight of saggy boobs can really kill an otherwise great experience.
Edit: I feel like a tard for repeating the mod request. Alcohol does have an effect on the memory.
November 20th, 2010 at 5:27 PM ^
True that, but that's what a wonderbra is for. Some girls I've talked to even think it's false advertising, but I don't care.
November 20th, 2010 at 5:35 PM ^
But at some point that bra is coming off, at least I would hope. Then what?
November 20th, 2010 at 5:42 PM ^
you make the best of it, and have fun with what is there.
November 20th, 2010 at 5:25 PM ^
And if it turns out that the saggy boobs were the work of her second plastic surgeon (whose office is in a strip mall in Grayling) who reconstructed said boobs after her first doctor gave her shitty, cross-eyed, rectangular implants...Then, can you still trust her judgment going forward?
November 20th, 2010 at 5:38 PM ^
Well, she obviously is doing the right things to keep her ass looking good, though.
But I agree, cross-eyed saggy boobs are a major problem.
If we decide to dump the girl, however, it might take three or four butterfaces for us to find a true knockout. This is why I am currently choosing to enjoy the great ass while hoping that the boobs will eventually come around with a new doctor.
November 20th, 2010 at 5:26 PM ^
Good , I shall take your advice and move forward in my quest for success.
November 20th, 2010 at 9:58 PM ^
So basically, Ines Sainz, minus the boobs.
November 20th, 2010 at 5:12 PM ^
This is insightful.
You should be king of the internets.
November 20th, 2010 at 5:12 PM ^
It depends on what she looks like. The spread offense is pretty damn hot.
November 20th, 2010 at 5:12 PM ^
Good girlfriends wouldn't have left an idiot like you.
November 20th, 2010 at 5:12 PM ^
is so interesting.
November 20th, 2010 at 5:13 PM ^
A two-line smart ass comment should never be made into it's own thread son. Have whatever opinion you want to have, but drop the two-line BS into one of the 8 million threads on this topic already in existance (or wait for the 2 million sure to be posted in the next 2 days :) ).
November 20th, 2010 at 5:13 PM ^
HAHAHA I GET IT! The analogy ends with you getting negbombed back to 1940.
November 20th, 2010 at 5:14 PM ^
plays wide receiver, goes for the deep long ball, catches all of them down the hatch without flinching! If that happens within three years, she's a player, takes one for the team so keep her!
November 20th, 2010 at 5:37 PM ^
I'd rather have a tight end that's good with her hands.
November 20th, 2010 at 5:15 PM ^
Man, but when she's on, she's really fucking on!!!
November 20th, 2010 at 5:15 PM ^
You wouldn't break up with a girlfriend of 3 years due to youth, either. What's your point?
November 20th, 2010 at 5:16 PM ^
November 20th, 2010 at 5:17 PM ^
If she's morally casual, I'll probably keep a shitty girlfriend around for awhile. Just to see where it takes me.
November 20th, 2010 at 5:18 PM ^
LETS MAKE A DEAL:
To those who say RR haters shouldn't be allowed to enjoy the day when this team is rolling over opponents, you guys are also not allowed to enjoy when Harbaugh replaces RR after this season and starts competing for titles in less than 3 years
November 20th, 2010 at 5:20 PM ^
And if Harbaugh isn't hired you just leave for good.
November 20th, 2010 at 5:21 PM ^
BlockM, you favor firing RichRod?
November 20th, 2010 at 5:26 PM ^
Not at all. I don't think he's getting fired, so I don't think Harbaugh is coming in.
November 20th, 2010 at 5:28 PM ^
Misread the Fired vs. Hired, my bad. +1, sir.
November 20th, 2010 at 5:33 PM ^
You didn't misread it. It said "fired" at first because of a typo. I fixed it. +1 to you as well!
November 20th, 2010 at 5:39 PM ^
+1 to both of you!!!
November 20th, 2010 at 5:48 PM ^
We lost and your name in it has a reference to Notre Dame's home town. We hate Notre Dame. String him up boys! *rabble rabble*
(There's no justice like mob justice.)
I'm actually kind of shocked we're not on posting restricted by points yet.
November 20th, 2010 at 5:59 PM ^
And to you too, and you, and you.
November 20th, 2010 at 5:21 PM ^
go lube up douche. only complete utter tree masturbators wish for a ichigan win. I cannot wait to drink in the teers of the RR haters when his contract is renewed at the end of the season and your jerk off partner Jimmy harbaugh is stuck in palo ato masturbating with a tree branch.
November 20th, 2010 at 5:23 PM ^
The team, the team, the team.
Fuck you, you fucking pathetic piece of shit.
Bo is going to haunt you.
November 20th, 2010 at 5:25 PM ^
so I'll just say "FUCK YOU" again. That is all.
November 20th, 2010 at 5:33 PM ^
No, because I'll support and cheer for whoever is coaching Michigan football because they are the head coach.
We could hire Charles Rogers to be our next coach and I would hope we won every game.
November 20th, 2010 at 5:20 PM ^
all of you fuckers can go lube up to a pic of harbuagh rubbing up against a tree.
but i agree Gerg needs to take the cyanide pill and get his his ass out of here. wtf was with the powder puff level of defense we played today? My 16 year old cousin that studies ballet could play linebacker better than anyone we had out there. christ.
November 20th, 2010 at 5:20 PM ^
Question: How can a guy with -41 points start a thread?
November 20th, 2010 at 5:21 PM ^
He had 300ish when it started. I'm assuming a mod took a large chunk of those.
November 20th, 2010 at 5:24 PM ^
November 20th, 2010 at 5:29 PM ^
Point of odor, Lisa smells!
But seriously, he had enough to start the thread, then got negged to hell.
November 20th, 2010 at 5:20 PM ^
What if you're really insecure? Cause in that case, you might stick with the shitty girlfriend because you're scared you'll never do better than her. Of course, if you used to date really hot girls, who treated you well, got along with your family and were the envy of your rivals, then it'd be a most tragic happening. Did you really forget that you used to date better than her? Snap out of it, my friend!
That shitty girlfriend must have really shattered your confidence. Of course, what if she got a new best friend (instead of that cock-blocking Robin)??? Then, she'd be awesome and everybody who ever doubted you (who clearly wasn't "all in" for your relationship) can STFU!
November 20th, 2010 at 5:25 PM ^
What if you know that she's an engineering student and that once she graduates and discovers the miracle of proactiv she'll be both gorgeous and profitable?
November 20th, 2010 at 5:27 PM ^
Interesting, but if all my rivals all still laughing at her, I'd assume that maybe I need to get some glasses.
November 20th, 2010 at 5:28 PM ^
Your rivals are jealous because they're dating sixes that will always be sixes, while you've got a five that will be a ten in a year or two.
November 20th, 2010 at 5:40 PM ^
I'm assuming you aren't a model scout...
November 20th, 2010 at 5:29 PM ^
no they are laughing at your 2 inch cock
November 20th, 2010 at 5:41 PM ^
You're taking some of the fun out of this.
November 20th, 2010 at 5:42 PM ^
you're just jealous of my 10 inch c0ck.
November 20th, 2010 at 5:23 PM ^
what a fool I was
November 20th, 2010 at 5:25 PM ^
I would spend energy trying to figure out how you've come up with such an inept analogy, but I already used it up hoping you'd die in a grease fire.
November 20th, 2010 at 5:27 PM ^
Dave brandon will make the right decison whatever the hell it is.