WSJ Trolls Michigan
Today the WSJ ran suggestions on Spooky Sports Costumes, I didn't think any of them were as funny as the editors hoped. Too Soon I say!!
"Halloween came two weeks early in Ann Arbor, Mich., when Michigan punter Blake O’Neill mishandled a punt that cost the Wolverines a game against rival Michigan State. Like other horrifying, unforeseen events that left the townspeople trembling and screaming in disbelief, this one is excellent costume fodder. For added effect, have your child drop every candy bar on the ground, fail to fall on it and then try to pick it up again, only to toss it to a nearby kid dressed as a goblin."
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October 29th, 2015 at 8:29 PM ^
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October 29th, 2015 at 1:35 PM ^
I bet he would get more if he started making SuperGuidez.
October 29th, 2015 at 1:43 PM ^
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October 29th, 2015 at 1:49 PM ^
BLOG FIGHT!
October 29th, 2015 at 3:43 PM ^
I would pay to watch that fight!
October 29th, 2015 at 6:09 PM ^
Sure looks like him!
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October 29th, 2015 at 2:10 PM ^
Various studies have shown that women (in general) are more turned on by what they hear than by what they see. And thank God for that, otherwise I'd never get laid.
+1 anyway WD, for being secure in your manhood.
October 29th, 2015 at 2:32 PM ^
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With an Auzzy accent game over.
October 29th, 2015 at 2:47 PM ^
October 29th, 2015 at 2:50 PM ^
That's when you resort to lowering your standards to Tinder or beer goggles.
Then wake up the next day, pretend it never happened and leave ASAP feeling more confident again to pick up the next dime.
October 29th, 2015 at 2:53 PM ^
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October 29th, 2015 at 3:08 PM ^
Well shit... um.. have you tried Backpage or an Asian "massage" parlor then? LOL
You might get an STD or arrested, but desperate times calls for desperate measures WD.
October 29th, 2015 at 3:44 PM ^
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WTF WD?!
October 29th, 2015 at 2:25 PM ^
NTTAWWT...
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October 29th, 2015 at 3:00 PM ^
October 29th, 2015 at 3:45 PM ^
Why didn't you hook up with that Kate Queram gal on the ESPN blog before Brandon Wagoner did, you would have been just here type, if you don't mind the 12+ year age difference!
October 29th, 2015 at 4:33 PM ^
She's hot,
She likes Michigan football. A lot.
I love her.
October 30th, 2015 at 12:22 AM ^
Glad they were Michigan Alum
October 29th, 2015 at 3:20 PM ^
Just mention the emails...
October 29th, 2015 at 4:57 PM ^
Let her talk about what she likes agree and tell her how smart and/or pretty she is depending on which she prefers, maybe both.
October 29th, 2015 at 3:50 PM ^
How do you "line up" a girlfriend? That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
Also, I remember you saying just a few days ago that you went on a "date" with a girl, tried telling her about the Super Guide, and she reacted predictably. That's a little different than having a girlfriend "lined up".
Also also, you don't learn what women like by being rejected. You learn what they like by doing what they like, and listening. That last part is pretty key.
October 29th, 2015 at 4:10 PM ^
October 29th, 2015 at 4:13 PM ^
I see. Bummer.
But seriously though, you have to listen, listen, listen. It's a lesson I have to try to remember every single day of my life, and I have a beautiful wife type substance. Listen. But don't be a pushover either, and don't try to impress.
October 29th, 2015 at 4:24 PM ^
He clearly needs some guidance in this department, and I don't see anyone else jumping in with anything serious.
October 29th, 2015 at 9:37 PM ^
I thought he had Super Guide-ance?
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October 29th, 2015 at 3:04 PM ^
he could still get any woman simply because he has a cool accent! Works every time.
October 29th, 2015 at 1:31 PM ^
Seriously.