Urban Meyer's New House -- Is It Human?
Is it just me, or does Urban Meyer's new house (http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr-saturday/urban-meyer-buys-expens…) look like it has a human face?
Compare: 
vs.:
Look, I'm not a scientist, but is it possible someone made a bet with Urban Meyer, lost, and had to pay the ultimate price of being turned into his house?
Perhaps most disturbing of all: if you ask me, the house looks a lot like Bear Bryant!
I don't know what to make of this, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little concerned.
Yeah, this isn't OT or anything
But the house itself is not human.
Looks like a Paul Senior mustache!
Sooo... yeah. Much worse.
I'm sure he'll spend a lot of quality time with his family there...oh wait
Don't give in to the establishment! You can link images out from your private email account if you want. Screw the haters who say you can't do that.
I like it better than RR's (the one he had up here), and it's exponentially better than Tressel's, but I still think that Meyer did not buy a good looking house.
Tressel's OSU era house doesn't look too bad. It's just less ostentacious. It has the weird symmetry thing that Meyer's house seems to have (without the added face) but all in all, not too bad. The front of RR's house old house was fine, but the back aside from the crazy window isn't too appealing. Google tells me Hoke's house is apparently the Big House. Not too surprising.
Judging by what the RR profile shortly after being hired at Arizona was saying, these guys have some unique demands out of a house. Meyer needs a huge place because he has to entertain fifty people on a regular basis, and coaches have short career expectations so building a large house is probably out of the question. Basically, they're stuck with whatever the biggest houses in their area are.
That said, I haven't liked any of them (I haven't seen Hoke's new place) and think they're deserving of all the McMansion scorn they seem to get. If they really can't do any better, I think it's a bit sad.
Like $300,000?
The article says: "11,700-square foot home worth $1.45 million."
to hire Justin Boren to do the lawncare. Those dandelions in the yard are atrocious.
I am guessing the girlfriends of new recruits will be giving some vague maintenance responsibilities for about $100/hour. /"Saban'd"
The whole Boren family is already there. They're just too damn fat and lazy to do anything about it.
in the same community, about 2 minutes away from this one. It is an awesome neighborhood and house.
can you get me out for a round at Muirfield? I promise to snap hook my drive off the 7th tee, right on to Urb's patio
Ha, I wish I could even get on there. I have played there twice, it is a treat for sure.
his discourse on freud's unheimlich is mindblowing
Or this:
How is he going to keep the angry torch and pitchfork mob out without a gate when he has a losing season?
Yeah, he should certainly invest in a moat with Gators in it just to be safe.
/nobody tell him the gators will die in this climate
to have its own tattoo parlor. That's a good way to keep your eye on the guys who want them.
The front doorway area looks like it is frowning. Someone should post it on Faces in Places with a title along the lines of "Sad House Not a Ohio State Fan."
I think it looks quite happy actually. The house looks high and is eating those trucks as part of the munchies binge.
That's just a fucking ugly house.
Or is it dancer?
please just don't tell me urban meyer now has the power of grayskull!!!
I had to do a quick google image search to be sure, but as soon as I saw that picture i thought, "Is that Skeletor's castle gate!?"
Awesome!
Typical unbelievably hideous American McMansion.
That house looks like it's from a Scooby Doo episode and it has this guy running around in it...
Look, I'm not a scientist, but is it possible someone made a bet with Urban Meyer, lost, and had to pay the ultimate price of being turned into his house?
So... whoever this is will have Urban Meyer inside them? Great... now I'll NEVER get my sphincter unclenched.
It's like the Playboy Mansion of Ohio, meaning the house is big, but ugly as shit, and any women he could find to live in it with him are big, but ugly as shit.
Except I'm sure he has a hot wife and daughter.
Sure god told him to buy it. He is going to want a gate and moat around that thing especially after we beat their ass for the next 3 years he is there.
Edit :Anyone who has followed Urbs recruiting tactics over the years knows that he has told recruits that god talks to him on the reg. Just to clear that up for the some of you.
Cheaply built and tackily appointed. Those projecting window bays are garish as hell. It looks like Snooki should be running around inside half-naked.
Yeah. Looks quasi-Georgian, but missing a floor, and a decent design. Typical--more money than taste (kind of like what attracts their recruits).
The popsicle stick windows are VERY elegant....
March 23rd, 2012 at 10:09 AM ^
While I have no idea how knowledgeable Meyer is about home construction, how can you tell the house is "cheaply built" from that one photo?
You would think for that much money he could have got a decent looking house....Just saying. I wouldnt pay 200,000 for that ugly thing.
Looks like a Lego man to me.
The Fall of the House of Ush....I mean Urban
The weird thing is that he doesn't have a garage, just a circle driveway. Don't tell me that the garage is out of the picture. I don't see a garage and I am therefore sticking with the belief that a garage does not exist.
March 23rd, 2012 at 10:28 AM ^
This is what I was thinking when I saw this posted yesterday. My house doesn't look like Castle Greyskull and yet it has a car garage (which is filled with shit by the way because they don't have basements here).
That's a stupid looking house. What the hell kind of architect would design something like that?
I hope it isn't in Ohio... they will run him out of town when he tries to bring that sissy spread crap to the B1G.
#sarcasm
#wellkindof