December 13th, 2021 at 1:42 PM ^
Oh, durka durka durka
December 13th, 2021 at 2:22 PM ^
How will he prove he is 100% committed to the team?
December 13th, 2021 at 3:05 PM ^
Ask Spotswood
December 13th, 2021 at 1:27 PM ^
Phrasing? Big balls are nice and all. Hopefully they're crystal as well.
December 13th, 2021 at 1:37 PM ^
A lady came on The Steve Wilkos show a few years back and said she always chatter truck driver husband's balls when he got back off a run. If they were light and fluffy oh, she knew he had been messing around. So big heavy balls are a must
December 13th, 2021 at 2:00 PM ^
I'll take things you don't expect to read in a recruiting thread for 1,000 Alex.
December 13th, 2021 at 11:26 PM ^
signed in only to upvote you
December 13th, 2021 at 2:22 PM ^
Get that ape a Ball-zere!
December 13th, 2021 at 3:53 PM ^
Where's Zach Smith when you need him?
December 13th, 2021 at 4:16 PM ^
Violating a protective order.
December 13th, 2021 at 5:31 PM ^
Looks like that ape has big balls but a micro penis. Is it better to have big balls and a small dick or a big dick but small balls?
December 13th, 2021 at 6:07 PM ^
According to Aunt Mabel, Uncle Louis is a grower, not a shower.
December 14th, 2021 at 9:06 AM ^
Believe it or not, this is a real biological question with real answers. It depends on social structure and mating competition strategies. Chimps like our friend in the picture have big balls because most of the "competition" in their relatively egalitarian multi-male, multi-female groups takes place inside the female. Sperm competition:bigger balls=more sperm to outcompete the previous guy or the next guy. Gorillas have far smaller balls in both real and relative terms because the males compete more directly: the biggest strongest male gets the harem and the other guys don't have a chance.
Now with humans it gets more complicated. There is some of that sperm competition, so we don't have tiny gorilla balls But we also evolved, uniquely among the great apes, a system of vasocongestion to achieve erections, allowing for more size and flexibility compared to the penis bone/muscle contraction system of other apes (viagra is not an option for other apes). This fancy new penis is thought to have been selected through female mate choice (sorry guys, they really do have a size preference) in our hunter gatherer ancestors.
December 14th, 2021 at 11:30 AM ^
I learn so much on this site. Sometimes I wish I could unlearn some of it...
December 13th, 2021 at 1:27 PM ^
December 13th, 2021 at 5:35 PM ^
I remember when I bought this album in '79 in Ann Arbor. It was in the "imports" section. Now AC/DC is filed alphabetically in the shops where used vinyl records are sold.
Still listen to it, but now on Spotify.
December 14th, 2021 at 2:12 AM ^
I bought this album on a big 8 track tape when I was in High School. It was sad to hear that Bon had died in FEB 80. Johnson did a good job as a replacement but I liked Bon's voice better.
December 13th, 2021 at 1:28 PM ^
I've got a hunch that the '22 recruiting class is going to finish strong ?.
The next couple days will be very interesting ?
December 13th, 2021 at 1:33 PM ^
Wow.
I said this a few days ago, but this is how winning in November can pay dividends in the current cycles. Teams with coaching uncertainty leads to guys looking elsewhere. If they don't have constant contact from other programs while they're committed, they hit the open market and teams that are playing (and winning) in big games can reel them in. Don't need to wait a year or 2 to pull in guys based off the OSU and Big Ten win. Could capitalize right now.
December 13th, 2021 at 1:34 PM ^
A top-150 WR recruit on the West Coast? Please make sure he is not aware that Lincoln Riley is at USC, and make sure Riley somehow loses this kid's phone number, email address, address, and any other possible way of contacting him.
December 13th, 2021 at 1:35 PM ^
Don't you know? Pump it up
December 13th, 2021 at 1:36 PM ^
Dude runs a 4.37 with big balls? Impressive!
December 13th, 2021 at 1:49 PM ^
Dude is 6'3, ran a verified 4.37, and has "route-running" and "catching in traffic" listed as strengths in the scouting report...Kind of surprised he isn't ranked higher, but I have yet to watch his film.
December 13th, 2021 at 2:57 PM ^
He is Mike Hart but catchier.
December 13th, 2021 at 3:12 PM ^
Blake Corum but taller, IMO.
December 13th, 2021 at 3:38 PM ^
He downfield blocks like Sainrstil…but with even more heart and skill.
December 13th, 2021 at 3:51 PM ^
Fred Jackson, is that you?
December 13th, 2021 at 8:42 PM ^
No. It's Fred Jackson, but Jacksoner.
December 13th, 2021 at 6:15 PM ^
Better keep those puppies stowed properly.
December 13th, 2021 at 1:39 PM ^
Upvoted for WINGDINGS !!!!
December 13th, 2021 at 1:41 PM ^
Why would any wide receiver want to play in this offense?
/s
December 13th, 2021 at 1:52 PM ^
The prospect of catching passes from Donavan Edwards is just too much to pass up.
December 13th, 2021 at 3:05 PM ^
Not to mention catching passes (and greatness) from Michael Barrett.
December 13th, 2021 at 1:44 PM ^
At risk of sounding like a Debbie Downer, but aren't we sooo loaded at WR that this could be a risk?
December 13th, 2021 at 1:48 PM ^
If watching schools like Bama, Clemson, and OSU boat race teams off the field has taught us anything....it is that you can NEVER have too many fast and athletic players on your team. May the cream rise to the top!
December 13th, 2021 at 1:49 PM ^
Only 1 WR committed in the 22 class. And with Michigan set to lose Bell - and maybe Cornelius Johnson and Mike Sainristill at the end of next year they need to have more than 1 in a class. (Covid year makes this murky, but 2 WRs is just fine)
December 13th, 2021 at 2:04 PM ^
Agreed. We currently have 8 scholarship receivers between outside and slot, and if you remember, there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth about 3 months ago (especially post-Washington) about the lack of depth in the WR room. In 2023 (when a '22 WR would start to expect significant playing time), you expect to have lost Bell, Baldwin, Johnson, and Sainristil, and possibly Roman Wilson if he continues to blow up. 2 WR plus a slot would be ideal this year.
December 13th, 2021 at 7:04 PM ^
Wow, all of these guys have eligibility left and they all were productive. Oh well, like they say iron sharpens iron. Next years offense will be lit.
December 13th, 2021 at 1:52 PM ^
Windy, your first year as a WR is typically a development year. By the time he is in his 2nd year we may have 4-5 pass catchers leaving for the NFL. There will be a lot of competition in 2023 but also a lot of opportunities for our young pass catchers.
December 13th, 2021 at 2:14 PM ^
Thanks SDW and everyone else. The negs are warranted.
One other thing to highlight is that Clemons is not the only WR we are after (or are close to closing). The ND commit, Walker, is one and I'm sure there are others.
December 13th, 2021 at 2:47 PM ^
Not sure why you were negged. I don't why people neg when they just don't agree with someone. You weren't a jerk or anything about your opinion.
December 13th, 2021 at 3:01 PM ^
This exactly. Im not sure how many times Ill just see a point of view (even less controversial than this) and see downvotes. At least put a counter point but a downvote with no feedback is just lazy.
December 13th, 2021 at 3:08 PM ^
Neither do I, but until I can trade my MgoPoints into Amazon gift cards, I don't really care if I get negged
December 13th, 2021 at 3:40 PM ^
They never taught you?
December 14th, 2021 at 1:28 PM ^
@WindyCityBlue Seriously, that would have been a good question a few years ago. This year, the coaching staff did a much better job of getting more receivers involved.