Ten Best Detroit Sports Columnists of the Past 40 Years

Submitted by BursleyHall82 on March 25th, 2023 at 3:02 PM

With the passing this week of the legendary Jerry Green, I figured I’d offer up my personal ranking of the Ten Best Detroit Sports Columnists of the past 40 years. You’re free to offer your own ranking below.

A few notes:

- You won’t see Drew Sharp or Michael Rosenberg on the list for obvious reasons.

- This is just a News and Free Press list. If we were to expand it to southeast Michigan, then the likes of Jason Whitlock (Ann Arbor News) and Pat Caputo (Oakland Press) would be in the mix.

- Most of these guys have been on the radio at one point or another, and it’s hard to separate their radio persona from their columnist persona, so I’m trying just to rank them as columnists.

Here we go. My Ten Favorite Detroit Sports Columnists of the past 40 years:

1. Bob Wojnowski, Detroit News. Funny, fair, great writer, Michigan guy, nobody takes better shots at MSU. And he’s been here for decades. The best.

2. Mike Downey, Detroit Free Press. Many of you won’t remember him because he was only here for a few years in the early 1980s, but he was the funniest, most original sports columnist we’ve ever had.

3. John Niyo, Detroit News. Never takes an unfair shot, always an interesting angle. Great writer. Michigan guy.

4. Jerry Green, Detroit News. For longevity if nothing else. Much preferred him to his contemporary, Joe Falls.

5. 1980s Mitch Albom, Detroit Free Press. Before he got famous, stopped being funny and started being an asshole, Mitch was great. Now he’s the worst.

6. Shelby Strother, Detroit News. He died in 1991, so many of you won’t remember him, but he was the best pure writer we’ve ever seen in Detroit sports. He wrote some long-form stories that were awesome.

7. Lynn Henning, Detroit News. Nobody better at bringing history to his columns.

8. Terry Foster, Detroit News. Hard to separate his radio career as Valenti’s sidekick, but as a columnist, usually had an interesting take.

9. Hal Schram, Detroit Free Press. He retired in December of 1983, so he just makes my 40-year cutoff. Legendary preps columnist and so much better than the guy who followed him, Mick McCabe.

10. Joe Falls, Detroit News and Free Press. Just because he has to be on the list somewhere.

KO Stradivarius

March 25th, 2023 at 3:48 PM ^

I want to like Henning, although he is a Sparty lover and a shill for the Tigers.  He writes a lot about baseball and I like to keep up on the game.  But I just don't like his writing style.  I have to go back and repeat reading portions of it to understand him.  It's like he writes backwards. 

I've read hundreds of his columns and I've struggled through many of them.  Now that I don't pay for the DetNews subscription I don't miss his columns.

Terrible Ted

March 25th, 2023 at 4:26 PM ^

Despite Henning's shilling for MSU, I always enjoy the annual piece he writes about taking a fly-in fishing trip to some remote freshwater lakes in Canada. It usually appears in August. Good content that combines experiencing the beauty of the rugged wilderness with the excitement of reeling in a prized catch.

Bando Calrissian

March 25th, 2023 at 5:20 PM ^

I took a class with John U. Bacon and because it was the baseball offseason (IIRC), John Lowe came in to guest lecture. He came to office hours to hang out, too, and I think more than once. The nicest, most humble and unassuming guy, and had the best stories.

If you can find it, his game story on Verlander's first no-hitter, where he mused whether a short-term bird infestation at Comerica played a pivotal role (which seems plausible), is an all-timer.

DennisFranklinDaMan

March 25th, 2023 at 4:17 PM ^

Let's also acknowledge that, while access to results, data, and statistics is much greater now than it was then, the fun of reading the morning paper is nowhere near what it once was. And while I can recognize the "life was better then" trope so common to people my age ... that doesn't mean it's not accurate. 

I miss the ritual of the morning paper, back in the 70s, 80s, and even much of the 90s. 

Eng1980

March 25th, 2023 at 5:59 PM ^

I endorse this message.  I subscribed to the paper version of The Wolverine in the 90's.  It was great until Michigan actually lost two games in a row and if you paid for 2nd class mail you could read about the 1st loss just after the 2nd loss.  So naturally, I upped to 1st class mail.

loucreekmur

March 25th, 2023 at 5:38 PM ^

When I was a kid, we had three Detroit papers delivered to the house. The Sunday editions recapping Saturday football were outstanding, the pictorials beyond anything today. My father had me reading before I started school because he let me have the sports sections before him. Yes, life was better is an accurate assessment.

Mike Damone

March 25th, 2023 at 4:47 PM ^

Wojo's writing style is so damn old and stale now.  Almost cringeworthy when he tries to create nonexistent drama in his column, using the same ol schtick...

The last few years of Joe Falls was absolutely horrible - all he did was complain how hard the seats were at the game.  

Agree on the 1980's Albom - was great until he he me Morrie on Monday (or was it Thursday) and got so damn full of himself.

Met George Puscas as a kid - great guy and damn good writer.

Bando Calrissian

March 25th, 2023 at 6:09 PM ^

There's also the fact that in the mid-90s during the Wild West era of Detroit sports talk radio, Stoney and Wojo was some of the best listening you could find on the radio. He's not what he once was, but Wojo entered the stratosphere more or less every weeknight for like a decade on top of his columns.

Eng1980

March 25th, 2023 at 6:05 PM ^

I like Wojo but I believe your comment is on point.

Albom's best column was about driving from Toronto to Detroit with Jacque Demers after they both missed the plane back to Detroit.  Very warm and human, unlike most of his writing.

Puscas was enjoyable.

I thought Hal Schram was special for staying with high school sports.  His filled the role with legendary enthusiasm. 

Bill in Birmingham

March 25th, 2023 at 5:06 PM ^

Joe Falls is my favorite sportswriter of all time.  But I'm 64 and don't count. And I've lived in Alabama for forty years, so I've dealt with Finebaum for most of my life. Green second. Albom third best sports columnist, best writer.

Blue Vet

March 25th, 2023 at 5:08 PM ^

Wojo at the top?

You may be right about his writing but his tapings with Chengelis are really bad, close to creepy. About the only thing that redeems the tapings is Chengelis doing what workers know is part of a bad workplace, defer to the boss and laugh at his bad jokes.

Now HER on the list would make sense.

Hotel Putingrad

March 25th, 2023 at 5:12 PM ^

Downey was the best columnist.

John Lowe, Shelby Strother, Killer Kowalski, Cynthia Lambert, and Keith Gave were the best beat writers.

Puscas was the best senior writer. 

As others have mentioned, there was a time when Albom was a really good sportswriter. But his ego eventually got the best of him.

I was always partial to Iffy the Dopester too. 

loucreekmur

March 25th, 2023 at 5:12 PM ^

Too bad The Detroit Times is beyond the 40-year limit although Joe Falls wrote for them. I would add Vartan Kupelian, Jack Berry and Pete Waldmeir to the list.  Glad someone recognized George Cantor.

PeteM

March 25th, 2023 at 6:13 PM ^

It's been a long time, but I remember loving Mike Downey. I also agree with the comments below about early Albom being great. 

RickSnow

March 25th, 2023 at 6:59 PM ^

I had no idea Jason Whitlock used to write for the Ann Arbor News. What a shitbird that guy has become