Taking Fakes to a whole new level
http://espn.go.com/blog/ncfnation/post/_/id/24466/dontay-moch-non-aq-hybrid-defender
Particularly enjoyed the following quote: "Not many tackles or guards have dealt with an end boasting 4.1 speed."
That's cause they don't fucking exist.
August 12th, 2010 at 3:36 PM ^
He's the fastest human alive at 245 pounds, but only had a total of 16 sacks over the past two seasons? I totally buy that. Is he even on draft boards?
Ben Johnson: 4.37
Usain Bolt: 4.35
Dontay Moch: 4.08(!)
http://speedendurance.com/2009/08/06/40-yard-dash-times-for-usain-bolt-and-ben-johnson/
August 12th, 2010 at 3:52 PM ^
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August 13th, 2010 at 6:00 AM ^
Could just be that the raiders have been awful the majority of the decade and have high draft picks. Nice pun though.
August 12th, 2010 at 4:07 PM ^
August 12th, 2010 at 3:39 PM ^
This is off the "fake" meter. Unless you are trying to tell me this guy is as fast as Usain Bolt, which I am going to guess he is not.
August 12th, 2010 at 3:39 PM ^
Usain Bolt
August 12th, 2010 at 3:47 PM ^
I think im going to make my own profile on ESPN saying I just clocked in at 4.21 and im 310. Pretty much the same thing.
August 12th, 2010 at 4:09 PM ^
August 12th, 2010 at 4:33 PM ^
Taking Fakes to a whole new level
The rhythm is the bass and the bass is the treble
Cords, strings, we brings melody, G-Funk
Where rhythm is life
and life is rhythm
August 12th, 2010 at 5:39 PM ^
smoke like I smoke then you high like everyday, and if your ass is a busta Death Roh and his teammates will regulate !
August 12th, 2010 at 4:49 PM ^
I give it 5 Mochs out of 5.
August 12th, 2010 at 5:30 PM ^
Six fakes out of five.
August 12th, 2010 at 5:35 PM ^
Something like that would definitely be found on ESPN.
August 12th, 2010 at 6:35 PM ^
That was on the PS2, mind you. There would always be a handful of receivers, and an occasional RB, that would have a 4.16 40. I sure do miss those days of 99 speed.
August 13th, 2010 at 1:31 AM ^
How in the hell can you even write that article? It seems like you would at least be a little skeptic to write that a DE/LB at Nevada clocked the fastest 40 time ever...twice...