Spartan Schadenfruede Snowflake Thread
Perusing the nether regions of the RCMB, my favorite hot takes are:
- Michigan is a pack of dirty, cheap shot artists. Amazing how soon folks forget "60 minutes of Unnecessary Roughness" when the shoe is on the other foot.
- Ohio State is going to take us down a peg at the end of the season. MSU is back to letting OSU fight their battles for them. Did we just travel back in time to 2006?
Have fun.
October 22nd, 2018 at 9:51 AM ^
Winovich's hit on Lewerke got called for a personal foul, though. Ask your MSU friends about this hit on Winovich, which didn't get called: https://twitter.com/JDue51/status/1054177191293042689
October 22nd, 2018 at 10:23 AM ^
To be fair, the ref didn't have a very good view of that. /s. I'm sure the ref just thought Winovich tripped with velocity.
October 22nd, 2018 at 5:17 PM ^
first off the "low hit" by winovich was very borderline. he actually made contact just below the waist then slid down and had him by the ankles. not exactly a horrible tackle. while msu's center lays out chase as he is walking towards the play that has already ended. if there are dumber fans than msu i have never meet them.
October 22nd, 2018 at 9:53 AM ^
I am sure they are claiming we caused the Felton Davis injury as well, while he was all by himself.
October 22nd, 2018 at 10:20 AM ^
That play where Ben Mason scored a TD by running directly up the middle was pretty mean.
October 22nd, 2018 at 10:51 AM ^
Agreed. It would have been much more gentlemanly to run a reverse WR pass to the QB in such a situation to avoid hurting the opponents feelings. No need to shove it down their throats inside the 5.
October 22nd, 2018 at 9:28 AM ^
Congrats, I think the best team won, don't you?
October 22nd, 2018 at 9:32 AM ^
I wonder how long it took that one Sparty fan to stare at the word ‘scum’ and then see the UM and think “Hey! I can use that! scUM!”
October 22nd, 2018 at 9:32 AM ^
I wonder how long it took that one Sparty fan to stare at the word ‘scum’ and then see the UM and think “Hey! I can use that! scUM!”
October 22nd, 2018 at 9:39 AM ^
I can't take credit for this one and I'll be damned if I can find the tweet, but someone pointed out that MSU had more yards during their 'late' pregame walk then during the entire game. Damn that's hilarious!!
October 22nd, 2018 at 9:46 AM ^
*Commercial read in the Micro Machines Man's voice from the 80s.*
Just in time for the holiday season, the Mike Dantini LITTLE BROTHER action figure!! Pre-programmed with such phrases as, Where's the threat? It's never over, it'll never be over! That's BS! And many, many MORE!
It WHINES! It CRIES FOUL! It LIES! It even SCOWLS! DISRESPEK sold separately!
Remember, if it doesn't say LITTLE BROTHER, it's not the REAL THING!!
From Galoob!!
October 22nd, 2018 at 10:20 AM ^
I'd buy that toy.
October 22nd, 2018 at 10:38 AM ^
Does it lie in the weeds too?
October 22nd, 2018 at 11:10 AM ^
Don't worry Hatter, it is in mass production as we speak, and will be hitting the shelves in about 3 to 9 days!!
October 22nd, 2018 at 11:26 AM ^
not so fast, my friends. i'm told that due to supply chain problems, it may take up to 94 days to be available for shipping...
October 22nd, 2018 at 10:08 AM ^
Cheap shot artists?
UM isn’t the one on tape trying to blow out Ruiz’s ACL while he’s stuck in a pile after the whistle.
October 22nd, 2018 at 10:30 AM ^
Yeah...somewhere along the line, MSU ordained themselves the paragon of virtue program who has never said or done an unclassy thing. And they're the first to call out, even if it involves inventing scenarios, others for said unclassy behavior.
I don't know whether it's sad or incredibly funny.
October 22nd, 2018 at 11:23 AM ^
Definitely sad... They're a sad, sad fan base.
October 22nd, 2018 at 10:42 AM ^
The ONLY reason for the 'little brother' meme to hang on is because it pisses off Sparty so much.
Most of us who have actual little brothers got really pissed off at them for many many things, but at the end of the day you care about them and got each others' backs when push comes to shove, because they're family.
The Powers That Be who run Michigan State are low-rent swill who are more upset about the three double-digit L's Mork and Izzo rang up against scUM then they are about presiding over the arguably the worst university sexual abuse scandal in modern history and inarguably the worst institutional response to it.
Until that changes, f--k that school; they ain't part of any family of mine.
October 22nd, 2018 at 10:49 AM ^
The true HILARITY, is this....
Every single MSU student, to a man.... every single one, either applied to Michigan and didn't get in, -OR-, they would have done so but didn't bother, knowing they had NO chance to get in. This is exactly the source of their hate.... I confess, I am not sure which of the two types, are more bitter, I am leanilng to the former, having been dissed... Knew two of them who applied and didn't get in, and boy, you could see we resided in their minds....
October 22nd, 2018 at 11:19 AM ^
MSU has 13 guys with 4-star recruiting rankings (247 composite) on their roster, plus two more committed in the 2019 class.
U-M has 41 guys with 4-start recruiting rankings on the roster, plus 11 more on the way in the 2019 class.
I can think of no reason why we should lose to them again in the foreseeable future.
October 22nd, 2018 at 5:25 PM ^
rcmb is populated by nothing but whiney ass children. they have all the cool nicknames for harbaugh and michigan and totally just make things up. the jealousy they hold for all things michigan is boarderline crazy.