SIAP: Ryan Day Pre Game

His biggest problem (compounded immensely by the comparison to JH) is that he is utterly inauthentic.  He tried the tough guy shit -- it failed because he attacked a 97-year old elf.  This is his "I'm jiggy with it" look.  And, incredibly it failed even worse than the tough guy look.  I mean, just be who you are -- the kid born into the family business -- and try to be good at that.   

I've seen more energy, determination, and confidence in nursing homes.

The best theme music ever made!!

Honestly. You win the internet today.

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Bravo!

In the original he's blowing a whistle while doing that "dance" right in the players faces. Those things are ear-piercingly loud especially at that distance. That had to secretly annoy the players..

Why was Elaine dancing in the middle of the Buckeye huddle?

This needs to be stuck at the top of the board for the next few weeks. Awesome.