OT- Today's Ohio humor
It's been a slowish day on the board, so here's some humor for you. Ohio woman responds to theft accusation by. . .pooping in the store. Link? Link.
What, there were no coolers handy?
screw them, I gave you one
And I'll give you one. Anybody who uses Bob Ross as an avatar is OK by me.
Remember - we don't make mistakes. We just have happy accidents.
Sometimes.
...a Cleveland Steamer.
You know shit's out of control when being infested by bedbugs is your most hygenic trait.
I feel bad for the minimum wager that inevitably had to mop that shit up.
Ha! It's a pun.
as they say, shit rolls downhill.
situation
so take a big whiff."
[Yes, my wife also wonders why I can recite lines from a movie about high school cheerleaders.]
...it's his dooty.
is where they keep the 'crappers'. book her, and get a stool sample!
poop
It was what happened next that made the story complete somehow:
"That wasn't the end, sadly. The suspect then left the store, heading toward Warrensville Center and Colony Rd., when the manager caught up with her. She then threatened to pepper spray him, told him she had AIDS and "would spit on him," and later, when the police arrived, said she had colon cancer and bed bugs, before again pulling down her pants."
You can always opt for the appropriate help, of course, but sometimes...
Headline Ever.
Sometimes I believe that the headline writers go for it and see if they can get one past the editors.
She did a swipe and wipe!!!
Well, maybe she really didn't wipe - oh my she is 100% buckeye and proud. .
Everything weird in America happens in Florida and Ohio. I don't know why
August 1st, 2014 at 12:02 AM ^
with the article.
August 1st, 2014 at 10:46 AM ^
the only place in the country where you can get 3 turds for a $10.00 spot.