OT: Ohios bumrush Dayton Sunoco station for fake Limp Bizkit show

Submitted by EGD on

Masterful trolling job by someone named Brian Baker.  I wonder if the opening act was going to be Dat Bull.

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Kapitan Howard

April 21st, 2016 at 12:50 PM ^

I saw a video of some crazy guy named Joshua Feuerstein break and cook an endangered eagle egg a year or two ago and I swear I thought he was Fred Durst. If you had told me that it was him (just older and fatter), I would have totally believed it. I think he even had the hat, too.

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Mabel Pines

April 21st, 2016 at 11:46 AM ^

I was at a salon yesterday and they had all been at a hair show. Some colorist was giving a seminar on hair color and he was saying that he sees nice color in Michigan and there a few states where he sees awful hair coloring. Of course, someone convinced him to give up the ugliest dye job state. It was Ohio. Worst hair he's ever seen.

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DreisbachToHayes

April 21st, 2016 at 11:45 AM ^

Dayton resident Michael Pelaze knew the event was a joke when he went to the gas station because, he said: “I was hoping something fun would go down.” He told whio.com that people had been driving past the Sunoco singing Limp Bizkit lyrics from their car windows.

 

Sunoco parking lot, Dayton, Ohio, Wednesday evening, Limp Bizkit fans in 2016.... surely there will be lots of fun going on.

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Nobody Likes a…

April 21st, 2016 at 12:09 PM ^

This is just confirmation bias for me. Everything I believe to be true about how stupid your average ohioan summed up beautiful with a neat little bow of knowing some memeber of limp bizkit still uses the word 'poser' as an insult. Top to bottom beautiful.

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74polSKA

April 21st, 2016 at 12:41 PM ^

 

I have never laughed so hard like I have these last two days, yet understood so little about why it’s funny in the first place. I keep asking myself, ‘Why does it seem like the whole world is bent on seeing Limp Bizkit play at this gas station?’

 

Not the whole world. Just Ohio.

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