OT: Kate Upton crashes off sea rock
MGoBlog favorite Kate Upton avoided serious injury during a recent seaside photoshoot in Aruba. The model, and all around stellar human being, was posing on a rock when a large wave knocked her down and into the water.
Links may be NSFW? The .gif is worth seeing though.
https://www.si.com/swim-daily/2018/02/13/si-swimsuit-2018-kate-upton-falls-giant-rock
February 14th, 2018 at 9:45 AM ^
February 14th, 2018 at 9:52 AM ^
You seem to know a lot about the Internet penetration (no pun intended) of JV dick pics?
February 14th, 2018 at 9:56 AM ^
were in the pics together. And let's just say that size doesn't matter, at least to Kate.
Those pics were an inspiration to pencil dick neckbeards the world over.
February 14th, 2018 at 10:09 AM ^
It's not about touching the bottom, it's about wreaking havoc along the sides...
February 14th, 2018 at 10:47 AM ^
Must have a great personality!
February 14th, 2018 at 10:53 AM ^
Or he's really good with his tongue.
February 14th, 2018 at 5:09 PM ^
A baseball analogy would seem be fitting, so ...
It's not the size of the bat, it's how well you make contact with it.
February 14th, 2018 at 6:22 PM ^
Maybe he is a Grower, not a Shower??? Or maybe he spends a lot of time in the pool....
February 14th, 2018 at 8:46 AM ^
Solid marriage advice. Hey I know you were this person while we were dating, but now that we are married could you do me a favor and change?
February 14th, 2018 at 8:56 AM ^
their husband) in the history of wives?
February 14th, 2018 at 9:11 AM ^
thinking that their wives will never change. Women get married thinking they can change their husbands.
Both parties are usually wrong.
February 14th, 2018 at 10:09 AM ^
Never more truer words have been spoken.
February 14th, 2018 at 10:12 AM ^
This times 500 thousand billion.
February 14th, 2018 at 1:58 PM ^
The key to a good marriage is that you put off getting married long enough that this becomes obvious to both parties. And then you say fuck it let's get married anyways.
February 14th, 2018 at 8:47 AM ^
February 14th, 2018 at 9:13 AM ^
He shouldn't "let" her do anything. He should support what she wants to do.
February 14th, 2018 at 10:05 AM ^
February 14th, 2018 at 10:35 AM ^
If she wants to have an affair, he should totally support her in that.
She was active in this career before they dated, while they were dating, and now after they are married, so he should not have an issue with it If he does, he shouldn't have married her. But to make a blanket statement that a husband should support what his wife wants to do is very naieve and ignores the complexites of life and relationships.
February 14th, 2018 at 10:45 AM ^
I can confirm that spousal permission is required for any number of activities when you're married, for both men and women.
February 14th, 2018 at 10:49 AM ^
as the voice of reason.....what is this world coming to?
February 14th, 2018 at 8:48 AM ^
Right. She should just stay home and cook dinner - you know, barefoot and pregnant.
February 14th, 2018 at 1:35 PM ^
I don't think he said that. But, once you are married, many decision become "joint" decisions - and that applies to both men and women. Kate would have as much right to weigh in if Justin wanted to post naked pics on line as Justin would if Kate were going to post the same.
Maybe Justin doesn't care. But, I don't see it as oppressing women to say that a husband might have an opinion on something like this, and that the wife migh want to consider that opinion. I would say the exact same thing regarding a husband's conduct.
February 14th, 2018 at 9:16 AM ^
Hey Doc, did you just time travel here from the 1980s to make this comment? Please tell me who wins next year's super bowl, preakness, derby, national championship, and the next world series pleaseeeee!!!!!!
February 14th, 2018 at 1:07 PM ^
I'm confused. If he traveld here from the 1980s how would he know next year's winners? Wouldn't he know who won in the 1980s - doesn't do you a lot of good since it can be easily looked up.
February 14th, 2018 at 3:05 PM ^
Wow, so we found the one person who has not seen back to the future. If he had a time machine, he woudl be able to travel farther into the future to get an almanac.
February 14th, 2018 at 10:00 AM ^
I can think of a fair number of supermodels - past and present - that are in fact married and still working, so it isn't at all uncommon. I can't imagine ever asking my wife to give up something that she enjoyed - as I am sure Kate Upton enjoys her profession - simply because of my own hang-ups.
February 14th, 2018 at 10:15 AM ^
Can you imagine that conversation:
Guy: Hello beautiful lady, what do you do for a living?
Super Model: I model, sometimes in the nude.
Guy: Want to get married?
Super Model: Sure.
Guy: Yeah, so I'm really insecure, you're going to have to stop modeling now.
Super Model: I'll be taking my millions in the settlment.
Actors have the same problem. Your spouse is going to be kissing other people if they are an actor. If you can't handle it, don't get married.
February 14th, 2018 at 8:40 AM ^
That dude tried to save her, but discretion got the better part of valor and he let her go. Save yourself dude!
February 14th, 2018 at 8:45 AM ^
No man in aqua socks and a straw hat has ever saved anyone's life. Ever...
February 14th, 2018 at 8:58 AM ^
February 14th, 2018 at 9:17 AM ^
have on some black socks to really complete it.
February 14th, 2018 at 10:13 AM ^
February 14th, 2018 at 8:45 AM ^
February 14th, 2018 at 8:59 AM ^
steaming?
February 14th, 2018 at 8:46 AM ^
I''m guessing she has a good insurancy policy on those fun bags incase something horrific happened. would've been a sad day for mankind.
February 14th, 2018 at 8:47 AM ^
So many thoughts . . . so little time.
February 14th, 2018 at 8:51 AM ^
Footage is edited. Just as the wave crashes into her it jumps a few frames where there might have been a full nipple shot.
Not that I went frame by frame or anything...
February 14th, 2018 at 9:08 AM ^
I have a feeling some neckbeard in his mom's basement is going full "Jim Garrison and the Zapruder Film" on this video. "Down, and to the right. Down, and to the right. NIPPLE CONFIRMED!!!"
February 14th, 2018 at 9:09 AM ^
I'm still busy Zaprudering the hell out of that video, but I agree with you.
February 14th, 2018 at 9:14 AM ^
February 14th, 2018 at 9:23 AM ^
and OWWW!!! Rashan Gary sends him ass over tit!"
February 14th, 2018 at 1:25 PM ^
of this and it will be time to clock out and go home. Thanks Yo!
February 14th, 2018 at 9:17 AM ^
bring down the internet.
February 14th, 2018 at 9:18 AM ^
the same thing happened to me on some much higher rocks near Venice Beach... since booze was also a factor, i still have scars from the jagged scrapes on my leg - and didn't get the photo either.
February 14th, 2018 at 10:18 AM ^
video or it didn't happen.
February 14th, 2018 at 9:21 AM ^
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February 14th, 2018 at 9:28 AM ^