OT: It's Time to Gather Around the Festivus Pole for the Feats of Stength

Submitted by MGoVoldemort on December 23rd, 2016 at 11:31 AM

Remember, Festivus can't end unless someone successfully pins Brian in a fair wrestling match. Not being able to do that, post your best Michigan GIFS, and other things sure to confuse, amuse, and offend at the same time.

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aleng

December 23rd, 2016 at 11:33 AM ^

I do CrossFit so can we just stand around the pole and talk about how strong I am?

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MGoVoldemort

December 23rd, 2016 at 11:36 AM ^

Do you even lift?

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Chalky White

December 23rd, 2016 at 2:48 PM ^

I heard that cross fit community ends up in a lot of extramarital affairs. They say you don't want your wife in that group if you aren't also in it.

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quigley.blue

December 23rd, 2016 at 11:36 AM ^

Question, what topic does a vegan cross fitter bring up first?

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Everyone Murders

December 23rd, 2016 at 11:38 AM ^

How legumes build superior muscle mass and resilient joints.

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aleng

December 23rd, 2016 at 11:58 AM ^

But legumes aren't Paleo...

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Mgotri

December 23rd, 2016 at 12:37 PM ^

They are of you are a vegan paleo

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NFG

December 23rd, 2016 at 11:40 AM ^

What if that vegan cross fitter is also an atheist?

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December 23rd, 2016 at 11:54 AM ^

What if the atheist vegan cross fitter is also a pizza-gate believer?

...wait, did I just cross streams?

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1VaBlue1

December 23rd, 2016 at 12:14 PM ^

DO NOT CROSS STREAMS!!!

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aleng

December 23rd, 2016 at 12:23 PM ^

I can't stop once I've started, it stings!

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My_Boy_Brady

December 23rd, 2016 at 11:55 AM ^

Or a marathon runner.

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Mgotri

December 23rd, 2016 at 12:41 PM ^

As a marathon runner who is also an atheist... crap.

I rarely bring it up because no one wants to here about it. Anyone who does is an asshole.

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m1jjb00

December 23rd, 2016 at 3:28 PM ^

sneaking that in like that. I saw what you did.

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1974

December 23rd, 2016 at 12:12 PM ^

Or a Pastafarian ... http://www.venganza.org/

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December 23rd, 2016 at 12:29 PM ^

I'm a pastafarian, let me tell you about it:

We are all descended from pirates.

The end.

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rob f

December 23rd, 2016 at 12:41 PM ^

what Pastafarians smoke?

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1VaBlue1

December 23rd, 2016 at 12:16 PM ^

What if that athiest vegan cross fitter is also a Christian cross dresser?

Talk about running two lives...

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mGrowOld

December 23rd, 2016 at 12:46 PM ^

So you're saying there are vegan cross fitters who AREN'T atheist's?

Who knew?

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jmdblue

December 23rd, 2016 at 11:58 AM ^

Photo gallery of his standup shuffleboard (SUP) yoga exploits.

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OwenGoBlue

December 23rd, 2016 at 12:24 PM ^

Alma maters because vegan crossfitter went to Notre Dame.

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CRISPed in the DIAG

December 23rd, 2016 at 12:43 PM ^

..who doesn't watch TV.

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Squeeks23

December 23rd, 2016 at 1:35 PM ^

My grievances to include people who do crossfit.

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champswest

December 23rd, 2016 at 11:34 AM ^

my greviences? I'm looking at you, Big Ten officials.

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True Blue Grit

December 23rd, 2016 at 11:38 AM ^

See 2 threads down.

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champswest

December 23rd, 2016 at 11:41 AM ^

Guess I need to start at the bottom and work my way up. Plus one for you.

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ScruffyTheJanitor

December 23rd, 2016 at 12:04 PM ^

I'll see myself out.

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Everyone Murders

December 23rd, 2016 at 11:34 AM ^

Yep. TO HELL WITH NOTRE DAME.

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crg

December 23rd, 2016 at 12:20 PM ^

This is the correct response - to anything.

We should consider turning this in a Christmas card on it's own... that could be interesting.

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umbig11

December 23rd, 2016 at 11:37 AM ^

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crg

December 23rd, 2016 at 12:21 PM ^

Raising of the Festivus Pole?

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Wolverine Devotee

December 23rd, 2016 at 11:42 AM ^

h/t @BrendanRoose

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crg

December 23rd, 2016 at 12:23 PM ^

Are you suggesting Dantonio was assembled from pieces of deceased others (who, I wonder), re-animated, and ended up working at MSU? I could see that...

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AG Films

December 23rd, 2016 at 11:45 AM ^

32-23

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Goggles Paisano

December 23rd, 2016 at 11:45 AM ^

I'm so strong that I can break a Hotel chain.

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RED DAWN

December 23rd, 2016 at 1:39 PM ^

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Wolverine fan …

December 23rd, 2016 at 11:48 AM ^

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Greg McMurtry

December 23rd, 2016 at 11:54 AM ^

Funny how the cameraman pans away, only to catch the girl yelling "oh shit" or so it appears.

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Everyone Murders

December 23rd, 2016 at 12:26 PM ^

This is kinda weak - if you're gonna flip off the camera, hold your hand steady, dude. (My read was the girl was yelling "bullshit" but "oh shit" could be it too. Any lip readers on the board?)

Texas "Fuuuuuck" Girl was the ideal .gif. Represented the 'engaged sports fan' brilliantly. I'd embed it here, but am afraid to Google search "Texas fuck girl" because obvs.

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