OT: It's Time to Gather Around the Festivus Pole for the Feats of Stength

Submitted by MGoVoldemort on
Remember, Festivus can't end unless someone successfully pins Brian in a fair wrestling match. Not being able to do that, post your best Michigan GIFS, and other things sure to confuse, amuse, and offend at the same time.

Wolfman

December 24th, 2016 at 12:55 AM ^

oh so much younger than today, I never bypassed an opportunity to partake in the Festivus games. After all, that is what made this time tested holday my favorite. I was reigning King for virtually every feat of strength for well over a decade. It was with a humble heart that I realized victories were becoming increasingly more difficult each year until one time my eldest nephew allowed me to feign to pulled groing, with both of us realizing he had destroyed me. 

But that is the great thing about Festivus. The new masters replaced the former and the party just continues. Festivus has been here for thousands of years and I fully expect it to continue for thousands more.