OT: GoT S8 E3

Submitted by NFG on April 28th, 2019 at 4:08 PM

Well, this is the episode everyone will be talking about for years to come. Battle scenes took months to shoot, leading to most likely the death of many characters that are either hated and beloved.

Anyone have any good theories of what will go down? I think the dead Starks are going to be raised by the NK, only to fight for the good guys.

Perkis-Size Me

April 28th, 2019 at 10:42 PM ^

Whoever gave the Dothraki the order to charge should be fucking hanged the next episode, if they’re not dead already.  My god that was so stupid of them to do. 40,000 men gone in a matter of 60 seconds.

Will be curious to see how the remaining survivors overthrow Cersei. Their army is completely decimated, Winterfell is in complete ruins, and they have to overtake 20,000 men of the Golden Company.

I’m betting Tyrion has one final plan up his sleeve. The one he’ll be remembered for.

TheCube

April 28th, 2019 at 10:46 PM ^

Not impressed. Directing and cinematography was great but to make it end like that is pure deus ex machina garbage. 

Nobody if consequence died. No closure 

SugarShane

April 28th, 2019 at 11:13 PM ^

You must be a really fun person. 

 

Eats perfectly cooked steak

 

/MEH!  I could have cooked this at home for 1/5 the price 

 

sees Mona Lisa 

 

/MEH. It’s so small. I don’t get the allure. 

 

Vacation to Maui. 

 

Not impressed. There is sand in my shoes

ScooterTooter

April 29th, 2019 at 11:37 AM ^

This is the conundrum that a lot of movies/shows seem to struggle with these days: How do we show a cool thing that actually makes sense. 

I agree, that was an awesome visual, it was chilling in that the Dothraki were built up as an incredible force among the living and were snuffed out immediately but...nothing about it made sense when you thought about it for two seconds. 

TrueBlue2003

April 29th, 2019 at 3:35 PM ^

Yeah, it was an absurd tactic and was done simply for the visual and narrative effect.  That is the challenge with balancing plausibility with narration.

I was fine with it because that was going to be a bloodbath regardless of Winterfell's actual battle tactics. The only way Winterfell was going to prevail was a stealth and surgical hit on the Night King so I'm not going to be overly critical about the actual tactics leading up that. 

MichiganStan

April 29th, 2019 at 12:56 AM ^

I forgot about them but that's still NOTHING compared to Cerseis army

She has the Lannister troops, her banners, and the Golden Company which is tens of thousands of men. Second sons were only like 2-3 thousand if I remember correctly

It doesn't matter though. The Onion Knight is going to smuggle Arya into Kings landing and bribe some dumbass guards again

MotownGoBlue

April 29th, 2019 at 1:09 AM ^

 But the way GoT timelines work, Daario’s recruited 50,000 strong, and Yara’s built 300 new ships. 

Yeah, I don’t know. I could see Tyrion coming up with a plan/plot to take out Cersei, maybe Arya puts on a face, perhaps some dragon fire or wait, they sign a truce and everyone lives in peace and harmony. 

brad

April 29th, 2019 at 1:04 AM ^

Say what you will about the general detioration of the quality of this show, but Game of Thrones plays the long game better than probably everyone.

Arya as the Prince who was Promised, in hindsight, was vaguely hinted at since the very first episode.  Her is-she-a-girl-or-a-boy thing overlaps with the gender neutrality of the legendary prince/princess really well.  It was just given to us in only oblique hints spread across several seasons, so not easy to put together.

The Melisandre and Arya parts of this episode, though, were about it's only redeeming qualities.  The rest gave off a feeling of pointless mass carnage that not only could have been avoided by decent planning, but also painfully respected  every shred of plot armor the show has built since season 5.  How are we supposed to believe that all these people survived for any reason other than they are main characters with a contract?

The Mad Hatter

April 29th, 2019 at 8:22 AM ^

That and the fact their battle plan was awful.  No decent military commander would waste the Dothraki like that.  They would have been out of site waiting to hit the flanks of the undead.

The fire trench should have been further out, and they should have made more than one.

Dragons could have been used far more effectively, especially at the beginning.  Why not have them engage the dead first instead of the Dothraki?

TrueBlue2003

April 29th, 2019 at 4:49 PM ^

Your last question was at least answered in the previous episode.  Jon and Dany made the plan to wait for the NK near Bran.  It was certainly a dumb plan, and didn't require both dragons. Why not have one lie in the "weeds" near Bran while the other wreaks havoc?  But at least they talked about and revealed their rationale for that plan.

In any case, they abandoned that plan very quickly anyway so then it just goes back to how dumb the Dothraki charge was.  And that was dumb, but done for the visual.

They had a limited amount of time to prepare and cold ground so it's reasonable to think they couldn't dig more than one trench.

grumbler

April 29th, 2019 at 4:21 PM ^

Arya isn't the Prince That Was Promised.  She meets none of the criteria of the prophecy.  That means that the Night King was a symptom, not cause, of the Long Night to come.  That's why they could off the NK with 3 episodes to go.  My guess is that Bran/Greenseers in general is/are the real cause, and we'll find out next episode. 

Maybe Dani kills Bran to save everyone and Jon has to execute her for it because no one believes her when she proves to be the PTWP?

WichitanWolverine

April 29th, 2019 at 1:22 AM ^

I told myself I was going to suck it up and finish the series but I don't know if I can at this point. 80% of the episode was pointless with some really cheesy deaths (Lady Mormont and Theon). I'm also so fucking sick of the 1,000 vs 1 battles that the writers love so much now. Ugh.

OwenGoBlue

April 29th, 2019 at 1:25 AM ^

I'm going to sleep on it but I thought this was the worst episode of the series. Arya as NK killer was good but:

  • Episode-long battle was incredibly tedious
  • Characters acted so incredibly dumb
    • Dothraki charge
    • All characters apparently unaware Night King brings dead to life (going to the crypts, bringing in/ignoring the dead and dying and acting surprised when they arise)
    • The "trap" for the NK didn't really have an actual tactical trap plan (like maybe put Arya or some archers in the tree?)
  • Night King's general lethargy and zombies not protecting him at the end
  • Black levels and digital compression made the damn thing near unwatchable and not just for me according to Twitter

How much did that shit cost?!

SugarShane

April 29th, 2019 at 6:40 AM ^

What show have you been watching for damn near a decade if you expected people to act intelligently?

 

I feel like people put some narrative in their own minds of how this should all end and are bothered that their made up version didn’t come to fruition 

1VaBlue1

April 29th, 2019 at 6:56 AM ^

I agree!  Arya was in the tree when she jumped down!  Where the hell else would she have been?  Flying in from a 200' long jump?  JFC!!  The plan was to get the NK with a dragon - and Dany did.  People watched with their own agendas...

MGoBlue96

April 29th, 2019 at 3:12 PM ^

Yeah the picture quality through Comcast for me was awful. People trying to claim it's because people have bad TV's or aren't calibrated properly, but that is BS. Have a high end 4k model that is well calibrated and me and my wife could not tell what was happening half the time. Just compression artifacts and banding all over the dark parts of the screen.

MotownGoBlue

April 29th, 2019 at 2:02 AM ^

 Considering I couldn’t see a damn thing at first (seems to be a common theme) and there was so much silence and build up, I thought for a split second the Dead had marched south and the Night King was going to fry King’s Landing, before returning for Bran. 

I’m still confused why we saw foreshadowing of snow falling on the Iron Throne (twice). Unless winter is still coming for House Cersei...