OT: Is Frankenmuth still a thing in Metro Detroit during the Holidays?

Submitted by chuck bass on

Growing up we loved going multiple times per year. I haven't been in at least a decade, but we took the kids on Sunday and honestly, it was pretty awful. Food was crummy ski lodge tier (at about $25-30 per plate), decor hasn't been refreshed in decades, even the downtown -- Christmas Headquarters! -- put extremely minimal effort into their light displays. Shouldn't their decorations and lights blow you away? I can name a dozen Metro Detroit towns with better holiday exhibits. Have my tastebuds matured or has the town's scene actually gone downhill? Sad to see a unique place slacking, but it could be the economy too. In its current state, not at all worth the drive.

translator82

November 27th, 2017 at 10:58 PM ^

Ahh...Tony's Diner. I remember going as a kid and there was about a 30-minute line to be seated (this was well over 20 years so I have no idea what it's like now). 

As for Frankenmuth, my parents take out-of-town family and friends up there to see Bronners and buy the random Armenian Christmas ornament they have in stock. I'd probably do the same thing and take an out-of-town friend up there just to take a look around and eat at Zehnders.

Michighen

November 27th, 2017 at 7:11 PM ^

Don't know if it is a thing in the Detroit area but it still is in mid-michigan.  They just redid the downstairs bathrooms at the Bavarian Inn, so the place is ok by me.  Food is still good too.

Walter Sobchak

November 27th, 2017 at 9:14 PM ^

The indoor water park is great for families. They serve beer! We love going up on a Friday afternoon in the winter.

jabberwock

November 27th, 2017 at 9:27 PM ^

as a small child, i was (somehow) convinced that michigan/frankenmuth was special because thats where frankincense (obviously) came from.

Suck it gold & myrrh producers!

leftrare

November 27th, 2017 at 9:54 PM ^

I dunno. I was there when I was a kid 45 years ago. I’d be curious to know if someone else could confirm that it was still dingy and corny as it was then.

You Only Live Twice

November 27th, 2017 at 9:59 PM ^

So if you're comparing it to anything metro Detroit it might be a disappointment.

Very "out in the country" feeling, something I crave every so often.  Picturesque, walkable, cute shops. good homey food.  If you go, check out the Z marketplace for excellent baked goods and treats to take home, presents, etc.  

BlueMk1690

November 28th, 2017 at 1:58 AM ^

Tastes are different. Not just in the sense that different people have different tastes but people’s tastes change too. The evaluation of an experience - whether it is food, drink, a hotel room or anything else - depends as much on your attitude, preconceptions and expectations as it does on any objective facts about it.

uminks

November 28th, 2017 at 2:54 AM ^

My family would go once or twice a year when I was kid in the late 60s and 70s. I remember one very cold Thanksgiving day we went  with my Uncle and his family and we were in line for what felt like hours. We mainly go to the Bavarian Inn but Zenders was just as good. It was more fun during the summer in the late 60s when the little kiddie land park was there at the corner of Birch Run and Gera RD (where US 83 turns due north south of Frankenmuth). We use to stop there and ride the little train and some small carnival rides. When I come up to Michigan in the Summer, I try to make one trip  The food was never the greatest. The Fried chicken and noodles were always good. I miss the little plastic zoo animals they use to put on your bowl of ice cream.

 

608Monroe

November 28th, 2017 at 7:34 AM ^

We go every year between Christmas and a New Years. Everyone really looks forward to it. Not just the dinner, the whole thing. We shop — usually at the outlets first, then make our way to downtown Frankenmuth. We take crazy pictures, including a typical one with me in a Canadian “tuque.” And we laugh at everything.

The dinners are still fun and good. We have an an annual tradition of causing at least one scene in Zenders. This past year, my brother (55) excused himself to go to the bathroom by crawling out of the booth on his hands and knees to get clear of the table before standing up, brushing himself off, and proceeding to the facilities. Multiple tables around us started laughing uncontrollably.

Love Frankenmuth. And love that my kids love it.