Naming Contest

Submitted by 707oxford on

Just got this 7' inflatable for family tailgates, watch parties, and general high fives.  The kids already love it.  He's blown up and ready for the game tonight, but needs a Michigan-themed name.  Ideas?

 

Winner's username will become said inflatable's (unofficial) middle name.  I'm really pulling for Carlos Spicyweiner.

 

 

FYI - I've removed the facemask for more of an old-timey leather helmet look.

LSAClassOf2000

September 3rd, 2015 at 2:09 PM ^

"Why is it that nobody remembers the name of Johann Gambolputty... de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle- dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz- ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer- spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein- nurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut- gumberaber-shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?"

Johann for short, I think.