charblue.

October 23rd, 2015 at 3:20 PM ^

they're running from the tunnel through the M-Club banner. Hard to tell. That Harbaugh you can't keep him down. I can almost hear Jackson Brown crooning "Running on Empty" in the background. Probably not a great song metaphor for this thread, probably be accused of a snowflake thought. The Onion would never be accused of that.

LSAClassOf2000

October 23rd, 2015 at 2:50 PM ^

Harbaugh added that he always likes to finish every run strong by screaming at the top of his lungs for the last half mile.

I could see it, and I imagine not a soul on the street would complain either because Harbaugh. That, and the noise ordinance goes only until 7 AM, as I recall, but mainly Harbaugh. 

dbjack

October 23rd, 2015 at 3:00 PM ^

As someone old enough to retire,  I do the same thing. Then 50 sit ups and 50 push ups to really get the old pump working . And when I'm done with all that, I wake up . Usually I go back to sleep and begin continue the morning making love to Justin Verlander girlfriend.  ( Sorry , can't remember her name but I see her dancing and that's enough to get me going )

Mr. Owl

October 23rd, 2015 at 5:43 PM ^

The things Harbaugh does sound so much like The Onion came up with them that they can only come up with basic, everyday type things now.

When the real headline is:

Harbaugh Late For Practice.  Spent Afternoon Watching Crossing Guard Do Fine Job Guarding Crosswalk

...It's difficult to top reality.  So we end up with:

Harabugh Puts BOTH Butter AND Jam on Toast!