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October 18th, 2018 at 12:03 PM ^
Hashtag Reach Higher
Then get shutout by Satan
Burn couch win or lose
October 18th, 2018 at 12:08 PM ^
Sparty's only hope
Bush called for the targetting
Mork is paying refs
October 18th, 2018 at 12:22 PM ^
Dantonio sucks
Seriously, eat a dick
Leaves gently falling
October 18th, 2018 at 12:57 PM ^
Mark, Izzo, Urban
What do they have in common?
Don't believe a word they say
October 18th, 2018 at 1:02 PM ^
Forecast bad weather
Murderwolf does not fear rain
Sparty can't escape
October 18th, 2018 at 1:11 PM ^
I hate MSU
I hate MSU a lot
Burn all the couches
October 18th, 2018 at 1:16 PM ^
Lying in the weeds
It will never be over
Mork talks too much cr@p
October 18th, 2018 at 1:29 PM ^
2 defensive players laying over Lewerke
October 18th, 2018 at 1:52 PM ^
Gholston, Winston, Scott
Reschke, Cook, King, Corley, Vance
That's your program, Mark
October 18th, 2018 at 3:18 PM ^
Michigan State sucks.
I just took a monstrous dump.
It smells like Buckeyes.
October 18th, 2018 at 3:47 PM ^
I.
No talk of Sparty
tears. Nor of flaming couches!
Just ol’ dis-res-pekt.
II.
Yet if dis-res-pekt’s
agiven. You know they’ll burn—
and cry. Beat Staee, Sirs.
III.
And stomp, good Sirs, stomp
Disperse their ranks like leaves
Bring ugly Paul home.
October 19th, 2018 at 2:15 AM ^
My little brother
Thought I hated you most, but
Mom hated you more
October 19th, 2018 at 9:41 AM ^
Fall colors shine bright
Green cedes to Maize firstborn's due
Spartans wail tonight
October 19th, 2018 at 12:06 PM ^
East Lansing eats ass
Not clean or well maintained ass
Is this a surprise