XM - Mt 1822

November 6th, 2014 at 5:43 AM ^

'i have decided to defund that agricultural school they call michigan state.  effective immediately those tax dollars will go to actual education as opposed to the arsonist college located on the red cedar river.   i have also today enacted legislation that anyone wearing green and white or a large 'S' on their clothing can be committed to the closest psychological hospital available for retraining.  anyone caught with a spartan or promoting 'sparty' or any such nonsense will be imprisoned.'

further, michigan grads will be able to drive drunk as long as they don't hurt anyone.  okay, i was kidding about that last one.  i just wanted to see if you media types were paying attention.   you can expect more bold legislation in the future.   but first, i'm going to watch tape and plan for my alma mater's reascension to the elite levels of the college football world'

 

 

LSAClassOf2000

November 6th, 2014 at 6:49 AM ^

Todd Gurley for Secretary Of State in Georgia strikes me as an interesting choice. I can see it, although I don't know how the NCAA feels about an athlete who is then getting paid to have his signature at the bottom of a fair amount of state paperwork. Maybe it is easier for Gurley to just get notary public training right now. 

Pinto1987

November 6th, 2014 at 8:08 AM ^

....that's Bill Brasky!

Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally, Brasky takes me into a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' Well, we sat there for a year and a half. Sure enough, someone constructed a bar around us. Well, the day they opened it, we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burnt the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found them!'

Mabel Pines

November 6th, 2014 at 8:29 AM ^

and maybe didn't like anyone running for Governor?  I always vote for the "green" party for MSU regent, and that is pretty much throwing my vote away.  But on Tuesday, I actually was on a committee for a school millage, so I was extremely interested in voting for that. 

Also, I hate MSU.  I may or may not need therapy for it.

BlueHills

November 6th, 2014 at 11:08 AM ^

I used to vote Socialist Workers Party when I didn't like the folks running R and D. I always got a chuckle out of that, but they're not on the ballot any more.

Hey, folks will leave home, drive, park, and walk to a stadium to see a football game they can see at home for entertainment. Voting SWP was a lot like that.

jmblue

November 6th, 2014 at 9:49 AM ^

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To be fair, Todd Gurley should have been on the ballot in Georgia. He certainly got enough signatures.