How do we make Brian eat a lemon?
Obviously we need to do something so Brian eats the lemon he promised to eat. Thoughts?
My ideas so far:
- Set up recurring Amazon shipments of lemons in bulk to Underground Printing until Brian eats one.
- Have UP make 100 t-shirts with the image below on them if Brian doesn't eat a lemon by, say, the start of conference play.
September 1st, 2014 at 2:21 PM ^
Where Yuri Wright was down to ND, Mich, and Colorado and we and ND pulled our offers?
September 1st, 2014 at 2:38 PM ^
That sounds right.
Was Wright the kid who tweeted a bunch of stuff that got him in trouble? Has he done anything Colorado?
September 1st, 2014 at 2:56 PM ^
Yeah, it was the kid with the less-than-questionable tweets. You know, I watched Colorado/Colorado State the other night and recognized Dee Hart right away and a bunch of us were posting about that, but I never heard Yuri's name. I think I would've recognized it since that was a big story.
He apparently red-shirted last year and is listed as a sophomore on the roster.
September 1st, 2014 at 2:25 PM ^
Someone get to the front of the student section vs. Miami and hold up a banner that says "EAT THE LEMON BRIAN"
September 1st, 2014 at 3:37 PM ^
You have to wrap the lemon in peanut butter. That's what I do with my dog.
September 1st, 2014 at 4:59 PM ^
Miracle berry, then lemon. Tastes great, and appeases the board!
September 1st, 2014 at 6:38 PM ^
September 1st, 2014 at 7:06 PM ^
I believe someone got bolivia'ed a few years back for using Spartina. That might do it.