Hello from the distant future: Maizen Jeffrey
Coming in at a svelte 5lb 8oz, Maizen is currently on a Harbaugh recommended strictly whole milk diet in the hopes that he can get to a better playing weight. He understands that he must show continued improvement both on the field and in the community for this scholarship to be honoured.
Strengths:
- Focus - spends literally 1/4 of his day on the Harbaugh whole milk diet with great aplomb
- Good hip flexion - while position is not known, the flexibility will allow a quick swivel for a DB or nice bend for an OL.
- Versatility - long athlete, could translate to many positions
- Toughness - two older siblings are rougher than they should be, however he has not complained once.
Needs work:
- Vision - Maizen currently does not open his eyes for more than a few seconds at a time. Coaches feel this is a positive as he can be taught proper eye discipline from a young age.
- Size - working hard to get to a more credible playing weight. Tough to predict future position, though Harbaugh did call him a 'football player' and Don Brown called him a 'dude'.
- Durability - currently held out of contact due to concerns about the development of bone structure
While some stargazers aren't thrilled with the early offer, it's clear Harbaugh has identified that he wants 'football players' and Maizen certainly fits the bill. It's expected that Maizen will taken on an ambassador role for his class and work to continue the championship tradition that Michigan offers. Go Blue!
Congratulations
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Thought I'd read the post first... Congratulations!
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With how often he soils himself, it's obvious he needs a bit more steel in his spine
Just makes the tackler hesitate for a second.
was tip-toeing a fine line of trying to push for Blue as middle name, and not pissing her off and cancelling the whole thing lol. Woodson as a middle name made a late push, however ultimately I was happy agreeing with an awesome name.
Congrats! What is his projected 40 time?
/just asking for a coach
What kind of neanderthal downvotes a new born post!?
WD's alt ego Neanderthal Man?
Someone named MGOTokyo. Some people.
What's really ironic is that just a couple of weeks ago MGoTokyo was defending WD's posts about non-revenue sports, stating:
"Can't see how anyone would neg this.... Let's grow up, guys."
He needs to take his own advice.
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With their declining birth rate and population, it's clear Japan is not a fan of procreation. That neg just provides further proof.
I hear he destroyed the Apgar though.
If not, nickname him Blue.
Then when people ask if "Blue" is his real name he can say "No, it's Maizen."
Then... "If your name is 'Maizen' why do they call you... Oh!"
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China does the same thing. They tell you what you can name your child because there are too many "Marys" this year. They also tell you how many children to have. This is what is best for society at large.
I read in the Shanghai paper today where Drs and Parents are still murdering newborns based on the child's sex and other physical features. This is technically illegal but it still happens on a daily basis.
So yes, I 100% agree that it should be illegal to name your child anything but Bill, Tom, George or John.
There are some misplaced names out there, to be sure, but I am not averse to giving kids uncommon or unique names - both of mine have relatively uncommon names. I have a really uncommon name - in the United States anyway (it isn't much more common in the United Kingdom either). It works just as well, just like any other name really.
Congratulations to the OP though - parenthood truly is, as my father likes to say, the best job you're never prepared for.
it would suck for the kid, too. But then I had kids and they got old, and I see Navaeh's running around and T'erica and Zebulon and Nakota and they don't seem to mind it at all. And I have a girlfriend, old like me, and her name is Tonda! Turns out people just judge your name behind your back! Yay!
...something other than O'rangello and Le'Mangello, then?
Too late.
Dammit.
Having a "weird" name, like Maizen (+1 from me on this one) or being in a social setting where there are 4-5 Harry Dick or Toms?
(commas are useful, right?)
There were nine "Davids" on my lacrosse team freshman year. Now granted, like, 7 of us went by nicknames or middle names, but still. Nine.
Who would neg this post? There are some miserable sons a bitches around here. lmfao I like to think of myself as happier than a hog in shit. Jim says slop but he's in the public eye. That being said, congrats on the new born.
he can attend his first of many satellite camps.
Congratulations!
Congrats. Always great to hear of a new member of the UM family.