Great(est) prank on my OSU buddy
19 years ago my best friend of 40 years, who is an OSU fan needed a crown. So I had the lab make me 2 crowns. One was normal and one with a block M. When he came back to cement it in, I placed the M one in and asked him if I could photograph it because I was learning to use this new camera. He agreed and I snapped this photo. I removed it and cemented the real one in. As the cement was drying I printed out this pic and handed it to him. His eyes widened and he was plenty pissed. I did show him that the M crown was still in my hand and he was fine. One of the biggest regrets in my life was not cementing in the M crown.
Fast forward to a month ago. He broke some porcelain off of the same crown. God is great. Also he grinds his teeth like mad. I now had a second chance and remake the crown with the Block M in my office in one visit with CEREC (google it) and cemented it in without him knowing.
I texted him after and told him to take his tongue and make sure I didn’t leave any glue by his cheek. He responded “there is a little something there but nothing I cannot live with.” Then I texted him the pic. He said “I know it’s not there.” Of course it is, but he feels better thinking otherwise.
I personally have one on my lower left first molar and have 3 other patients who are Michigan fans walking around with them as well.
GO BLUE! BEAT OSU!!
November 24th, 2019 at 8:24 PM ^
Take my money!!!!
I'll take two.
November 24th, 2019 at 8:29 PM ^
Feels like you may be getting sued soon
November 24th, 2019 at 9:13 PM ^
His office is in Sylvania, OH. OH jury if his buddy sues. Not good.
November 24th, 2019 at 9:25 PM ^
Reading this and then finding out it’s in my home town made the story even better. Now I gotta find out if I know either of these characters.
November 24th, 2019 at 9:48 PM ^
HIPAA prevents me and embarrassment prevents him.
November 25th, 2019 at 12:43 AM ^
A case here in WA where a dentist out in some vampire fangs, took a pic, then replaced them while the guy was still under - he got sued
November 25th, 2019 at 12:45 AM ^
A case here in WA where a dentist put in some vampire fangs, took a pic, then replaced them while the guy was still under - he got sued
November 25th, 2019 at 8:48 AM ^
Which is it: in or out! That’s not a double post!
November 24th, 2019 at 8:30 PM ^
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. It honestly brought tears to my eyes.
November 24th, 2019 at 8:34 PM ^
Go Blue! So cool!
November 24th, 2019 at 8:38 PM ^
I'm gonna guess DR E? great work. Go Blue
November 24th, 2019 at 8:44 PM ^
I think you and your friend may have inadvertently knocked the universe off its axis.
If I am to understand you correctly you took a person missing teeth - who would of course be a Buckeye fan - and you replaced the missing tooth.
Yet he remains a Buckeye with a full set of teeth?
This is a sign of the apocalypse if ever we have seen one.
November 24th, 2019 at 9:07 PM ^
He was not missing the entire tooth. Just broken. He does have way too many teeth for a buckeye. His tooth to tattoo ratio is also wrong
November 24th, 2019 at 9:39 PM ^
Ha ha. I learned it from UM trauma residents as the tattoo/teeth ratio. The higher the number the harder to kill.
November 24th, 2019 at 10:47 PM ^
So that's where i left them!
November 25th, 2019 at 12:26 AM ^
Brilliant reply. A thousand points to you.
November 24th, 2019 at 8:46 PM ^
Hey
Next time you want to pretend you're a dentist and put a picture of your mouth on the internet?
Don't. Not even if you aren't pretending to be a dentist.
Just don't do it.
November 24th, 2019 at 8:59 PM ^
Name checks out. Every party needs a pooper...
November 24th, 2019 at 9:00 PM ^
the pharoah of foolishness is amongst us.
November 24th, 2019 at 9:37 PM ^
I have no clue how this guy is still on this blog. He was the worst during the Michigan-MSU game thread.
November 24th, 2019 at 10:15 PM ^
No one pretends to be a dentist.
November 24th, 2019 at 10:25 PM ^
Hermie doesn't want to be an elf.
Hermie wants to be a dentist.
November 24th, 2019 at 11:07 PM ^
Next time you need to make a new username...don't. Find a hobby. A new one, anyway.
November 25th, 2019 at 12:50 AM ^
Anti-dentite
November 25th, 2019 at 11:20 AM ^
but....that's not a question
November 24th, 2019 at 8:53 PM ^
I believe you are the gentleman that bought us all a round after Jim was hired. You sir, are an exemplary man.
November 24th, 2019 at 9:08 PM ^
Yes I am. It was 100 pints at Ashley’s. Now you can see why I have to buy my friends.
November 25th, 2019 at 3:20 PM ^
I love you.
November 24th, 2019 at 8:57 PM ^
This is outstanding.
I want one.
November 24th, 2019 at 10:44 PM ^
Thanks for the web address. Now I know where to tell my friends to dump their coolers! (I live in Sylvania.)
I see the dentists in your practice are split 2 & 2. I'll make sure they don't get the wrong office.
(My dentist's office is also in Sylvania, but he's an IU grad. I don't think I'll be coming to visit you anytime soon -ERRR- ever.)
November 24th, 2019 at 9:01 PM ^
Three out of four dentists recommend the profession because of the access to nitrous.
November 24th, 2019 at 9:10 PM ^
I read this thread title and expected to be disappointed.
I am happy that I was so very wrong! Outstanding trollery!!!
November 24th, 2019 at 9:10 PM ^
world's greatest dentist. outstanding work.
November 24th, 2019 at 9:15 PM ^
Well since osu has been feeding Michigan teeth with a shit sandwich the last 19 years it makes sense to sneak an M crown in there.
November 24th, 2019 at 9:21 PM ^
whew, rough night for you, ohio.
November 24th, 2019 at 9:29 PM ^
Can’t win em all, Rufus.
November 24th, 2019 at 9:53 PM ^
forget winning them all, you should try just winning maybe one?
i assume this is what you call fun, some schtick you like to try, but don't you think you have better use for your time down there in ohio?
November 24th, 2019 at 10:39 PM ^
Pompous ass.
November 25th, 2019 at 12:02 AM ^
I applaud your self-awareness.
November 24th, 2019 at 9:26 PM ^
Super funny, well done.
November 24th, 2019 at 9:37 PM ^
Nice work!
I share my office with a guy who went to OSU for pharmacy school. He was supposed to be working from home on Friday morning but changed his mind at the last minute. He walked in on me taping a Go Blue banner under his chair (was hoping to give him some bad juju this week). There he is standing there with a box of doughnuts, wondering why I’m on the floor of our office with his chair flipped over. I was caught red handed. It was a pretty funny moment.
November 24th, 2019 at 9:50 PM ^
OSU pharmacy school?
I did not know you needed college to cook meth.
November 25th, 2019 at 12:41 AM ^
BLUE handed!
November 24th, 2019 at 9:38 PM ^
Of course the guy missing the tooth is a Buckeye. Of course the guy fixing the tooth went to Michigan.
November 24th, 2019 at 9:46 PM ^
It’s glorious
November 24th, 2019 at 10:18 PM ^
You’re my hero
November 24th, 2019 at 10:49 PM ^
Awesome.
Except this is a lie.
Buckeyes only have one toof.
Go Blue.