Fecal Aerosol Plumes: PosBang Addition
Since it's Friday, and we now know plumes kill, it's time for a bang!
Happy Friday!
Covid and ND can go straight to hell!
Wear a GD mask.
August 28th, 2020 at 3:06 PM ^
Good lord i spelled edition wrong. Can't get these right
August 28th, 2020 at 3:08 PM ^
Not to be confused with edition by subtraction! Bang On!
August 28th, 2020 at 3:31 PM ^
If you could eat one celebrity's ass...
August 28th, 2020 at 3:40 PM ^
Hmmmm. I am not sure. Jessica Alba is beyond hot, but she is half Latina. And knowing Latinas as I do, but having no idea about Alba's personal grooming preferences, there is a non-zero probability that her anus is extremely hairy...
I mean, I still would do it, but I'd have to be prepared for that possibility mentally.
But I've...said too much...
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August 28th, 2020 at 11:52 PM ^
In my dreams it's hair-free and bleached.
August 28th, 2020 at 3:53 PM ^
Your good. It all adds up.
August 28th, 2020 at 3:08 PM ^
Does this logic apply to farts? Asking for a friend. https://www.myshreddies.com/
August 28th, 2020 at 3:20 PM ^
That site could be about shoes or some shit but there’s no fucking way I’m going to check it out and see
August 28th, 2020 at 7:12 PM ^
That's fair. If I were to start an underwear company, "shreddies" would not be the term I would use. Only thing I can think of is that the focus group preferred that to "fart pants."
August 28th, 2020 at 3:08 PM ^
Do two posbangs add to create a larger posbang... or do they annihilate each other?
August 28th, 2020 at 3:38 PM ^
They create a Posbang Aerosol Plume
August 28th, 2020 at 3:09 PM ^
Wear a mask! It saves lives, plus no one wants to smell your stinky ass breath and you won’t have to smell anyone’s nasty farts!
August 28th, 2020 at 3:12 PM ^
Don’t forget your goggles!!!
August 28th, 2020 at 3:26 PM ^
and you won’t have to smell anyone’s nasty farts!
You've obviously not smelled weight lifter farts. Not me, but, you know, other guys...
Ok yes, me, but they're not that bad! ....
Ok yes, they are that bad, they're terrible, I admit it.
A mask will do nothing against that type of gas. I'm sorry.
August 28th, 2020 at 11:55 PM ^
That's the creatine. I had a coworker who religiously lifted and took creatine. The odor around his cubicle was repulsive.
August 28th, 2020 at 3:11 PM ^
Go Blue. I always knew farts could be SBD...
August 28th, 2020 at 3:18 PM ^
Plumes kill and dutch ovens are one of the most lethal forms of attack!
August 28th, 2020 at 3:19 PM ^
You never said what type of mask. Will this work?
August 28th, 2020 at 3:21 PM ^
If you wear that mask, social distancing will not be an issue for you.
August 28th, 2020 at 4:12 PM ^
You've never seen me. This is actually an improvement!
August 28th, 2020 at 3:20 PM ^
Flashbacks of USMC infantry school. "GAS! GAS! GAS!"
August 28th, 2020 at 3:22 PM ^
WHOA BLACK BETTY .... BANG YOUR MAN!
August 28th, 2020 at 3:33 PM ^
Whoa! we've been trashing the no politics or religion rule but now you're going after the sexybits rule!
August 28th, 2020 at 3:40 PM ^
its cold in the room.....shrinkage, it was shrinkage
August 28th, 2020 at 3:27 PM ^
No need to bang me, I'll just FAP away.
August 28th, 2020 at 3:29 PM ^
When I was a kid FAP made you go blind. Now FAP can help save lives. FAP away everybody!
August 28th, 2020 at 3:46 PM ^
Way ahead of you.
As Gilbert Gottfried once said, "If masturbation were a crime, I'd be on death row."
August 28th, 2020 at 3:34 PM ^
My central air just stopped working, so I'll be giving serious consideration to suicide by Monday morning.
If anyone knows a good HVAC guy near Royal Oak, let me know. I'd rather they not go in dry when I get the bill.
August 28th, 2020 at 3:37 PM ^
What broke on it? If it's motor/capacitor related that is a $300 DIY.
August 28th, 2020 at 5:05 PM ^
If it’s the capacitor, it’s $20 DIY. Turn off power check the capacitor in the condenser unit, size of a coke can. If it’s blown out (excuse my language), that’s your problem. Google blown AC capacitors.
August 29th, 2020 at 12:01 AM ^
I replaced the capacitor on both of my units a few months ago. The capacitor is like $8 at Amazon. And the change out took me about 10 minutes and I had never done it before. It was one of the easiest repairs I've ever done. The HVAC guy was going to charge over $200 for this service.
August 28th, 2020 at 3:37 PM ^
Scribs out of Oxford is top notch, don't know if he goes all the way to Royal Oak tho.
EDIT: He does cover all of Oakland Co. (248) 628-2804
August 28th, 2020 at 3:57 PM ^
That shit always breaks when it's hot as balls outside. Condolences.
August 28th, 2020 at 3:58 PM ^
Are you just getting warm air pushing through the house? And is your fan on your outdoor unit not really kicking on? If so, probably a capacitor.
Turn off your outdoor AC unit (hit the breaker for it).
Take off outer shell (held on by some screws) and check the capacitor. It looks kinda like a small, 8 oz pop can, usually in the upper part of the unit. If it is remotely deformed or even dirty, take it off and head to your local Grainger (one in Madison Heights near you) and get a new one for $20.
Put the new one on and put the unit back together.
Turn breaker on, crank AC
Profit ... or get some lovin from the old lady as payment for making her comfortable again.
If this doesn’t work, your kinda screwed and the $20 you spent won’t be a big deal cuz you’re about to spend a lot more. Honestly, most AC guys will replace a capacitor when they service your AC if it’s more than 4 years old or so. I usually keep an extra on hand in the shop just in case. They go out semi-regularly and an HVAC dude will charge you $300 just to replace a $20 part.
August 28th, 2020 at 4:22 PM ^
Yep, that's exactly what happened, fucking fan just stopped working. I think an animal may have chewed up the power supply since there's some exposed wires, but if that's not it I'm trying your suggestion.
Thanks everyone!
August 28th, 2020 at 5:04 PM ^
If it's a flux capacitor then be careful. You might end up back in the RichRod years!
August 28th, 2020 at 4:05 PM ^
Arrow in Roseville has been great for us.
August 28th, 2020 at 5:09 PM ^
We used Long's Mechanical. Had to get them to the house this past Sunday. For a replacement capacitor, labor, plus the Sunday upcharge, it was about $400.
August 28th, 2020 at 8:11 PM ^
The first thing to check is, as always, the friggin fuse. Mine’s in a box mounted in the exterior wall by the condenser/fan. It has a pull handle which pulls the front face of the box off and holds two 50 amp fuses. Check the resistance With a multi-meter and it better be under 10 ohms. They’re cheap and easy to replace, just remember to the circuit breaker on your power distribution panel before you go poking around in there.
August 28th, 2020 at 3:40 PM ^
pfffffff
