FBI has subpoenaed Nike's EYBL grassroots division
For those who don't follow college hoops, EYBL is the premiere AAU circuit and it's sponsored by Nike. The biggest of the big dogs (Kentucky, Duke, etc) get their players from this circuit.
This could bring down some really big coaching names if the payoffs weren't don't discreetly.
September 27th, 2017 at 3:12 PM ^
family was broke and Jorge got mixed up with some bad folks when the Mexican cartels started migrating to Argentina in the late 90s. He was really just a runner who was trying to make ends meet but it ended up getting him killed. Raul actually did not just leave Argentina, he really had to "flea" because members of the cartel had threatened to kill Jorge's entire family. Raul was devastated to learn what his father was involved with because he loved his father more than anything and wanted to be just like him.
September 27th, 2017 at 3:15 PM ^
But what Raul doesn't know, is that his lover's husband is Jorge returned from the grave!
September 27th, 2017 at 4:27 PM ^
Who could've seen that coming?
September 27th, 2017 at 2:45 PM ^
I heard her husband only lasts 15 seconds so you need to cut her some slack.
September 27th, 2017 at 2:53 PM ^
September 27th, 2017 at 2:56 PM ^
by encouraging her husband to bang other women on restaurant tables so that she can enjoy his money while enjoying the excitement and sensuality offerered by Raul.
September 27th, 2017 at 3:26 PM ^
Raul calls Jane "Hane". Not because he can't pronounce "Jane" - it's an inside joke between Raul and Jane that Raul will use an exaggerated accent around the banker.
Sometimes, in the midst of flagrante delicto in the poolhouse, Raul yells out "Hane!", which causes Jane and Raul to laugh heartily. And Jane to pee a little, due to a minor control issue.
September 27th, 2017 at 2:08 PM ^
True story: I have a pool boy named Raul.
On that note, I think I'm gonna leave work early today.
September 27th, 2017 at 2:16 PM ^
dont want your wife catching you with Raul.
September 27th, 2017 at 2:27 PM ^
She said if it happened again she'd leave me
September 27th, 2017 at 3:00 PM ^
Better be careful, because I doubt Raul would front XtraMelanin your bail money in her place.
September 27th, 2017 at 3:28 PM ^
HEY! I've seen that video. 3 stars.
September 27th, 2017 at 2:30 PM ^
boys" are one of the only types of people that other people can "have."
We "hire" babysitters. We "use" lawn services.
But we get to "have" pool boys.
September 27th, 2017 at 2:33 PM ^
That and gardners
September 27th, 2017 at 2:59 PM ^
I think you can "have" a babysitter too (but it might get you in trouble).
September 27th, 2017 at 3:38 PM ^
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September 27th, 2017 at 3:14 PM ^
I have a pool...and know a guy named Raul. This could end badly!!
September 27th, 2017 at 2:30 PM ^
Killing time, reading the thread and suddenly your pick hits gold.
September 27th, 2017 at 2:49 PM ^
Amen, brother. I have just spent the last 15 minutes laughing, smiling and re-reading all of the above. Absolutely fantastic. Kudos FauxMo!
September 27th, 2017 at 3:01 PM ^
of that was off-script and in the original take Liotta was genuinely confused about how to react. Also, the entire scene with Tommy's mother was improvised. The script basically said "Go to Tommy's house. Get a knife."
There is some seriously impressive acting in that movie.
September 27th, 2017 at 3:21 PM ^
My favorite thing about that movie is that Billy Batts gets whacked on the day I was born. (Although it was the next day when he actually died.)
I don't shine shoes no more.
September 27th, 2017 at 3:04 PM ^
this thread is gold.
this thread is gold.
September 27th, 2017 at 3:24 PM ^
This is wonderful, and I am so happy we are all bonding over this story of Raul.
Wanna watch me fuck it up?
Raul has CTE, and I, personally, with little scientific evidence, believe it was caused by his foray into American football in middle school shortly after moving to the U.S.... :-DDDDD
September 27th, 2017 at 3:30 PM ^
Wait, isnt Raul still alive? If so, how do we know for sure he has CTE?
September 27th, 2017 at 3:38 PM ^
Raul developed CTE from hitting the headboard of the bed so many times after so many interludes with Jane.
Never once concussed, but repetitive trauma. Raul says he knew the risk, was coupling with Jane willingly, but would not let his children ever be hot Argentinian pool boys with great abs. He's conflicted.
September 27th, 2017 at 4:55 PM ^
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September 27th, 2017 at 3:36 PM ^
was he played middle school football in the States. He moved here when he was 15, so he was far too old to play middle school ball unless he did not know how old he was or they put him in middle school instead of high school because he coudn't speak english. Even then, he would not have been allowed to play football because he would have been far more developed than the other kids.
I suppose the CTE could have been from the Antifa incident. Or maybe he boxed back home before moving here.
September 27th, 2017 at 3:51 PM ^
The Antifa incident must be a major contributor. Sudden on-set CTE doesn't just happen.
September 27th, 2017 at 11:19 PM ^
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September 27th, 2017 at 9:12 PM ^
Not sure why I came back to this thread after being away from the computer for *many* hours. But I'm so happy I did.
The Raul storyline is tantalizing. FauxMo et al. hit one out of the park. Kind of like a MGoChooseYourOwnAdventure.
September 27th, 2017 at 2:06 PM ^
pretty soon we are all going to be outfitted by Champion, Russell and K-Swiss.
September 27th, 2017 at 2:18 PM ^
That's fine by me—Champion is all I buy, with the sole exception of ball caps.
September 27th, 2017 at 2:22 PM ^
September 27th, 2017 at 4:16 PM ^
Champion is fucking awesome.
September 27th, 2017 at 4:50 PM ^
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September 27th, 2017 at 3:21 PM ^
I am so confused by this comment. Nine bought them? You were in an employee? What's going on here?
September 27th, 2017 at 4:42 PM ^
Attempted Translation:
Nike bought them too and I didn't know it until I was an employee in Portland. Actually it was in Beaverton. I express disinterest in the difference between Portland and Beaverton.
September 27th, 2017 at 6:25 PM ^
Haha kudos to you sir, well done