BEAT STATE
October 31st, 2020 at 6:33 AM ^
*On the lid of a giant toilet
Haven't had coffee yet
October 31st, 2020 at 6:35 AM ^
not to run counter to the intent of the post but somehow I've never managed to learn the words to MSU's nursery-rhyme fight song.
Go Blue!
October 31st, 2020 at 6:41 AM ^
Their real fight song is the Lansing Police sirens, followed by an autotuned remix of "lemme speak to ya supervisor" over dubstep beats. I thought that was common knowledge.
October 31st, 2020 at 8:26 AM ^
They’re doing something with a “vim.” That’s all I know. Sorry I couldn’t be more help.
October 31st, 2020 at 6:38 AM ^
"Rah, Team, Lose....Another Loss for MSU"
October 31st, 2020 at 6:39 AM ^
Yeah, state championship! Bo Blue!
October 31st, 2020 at 6:50 AM ^
I think you mean "beat Michigan that-team-just-off-127-at-the-Trowbridge-rd-exit"
October 31st, 2020 at 6:53 AM ^
Damn I’m fired up! T minus 5 hours till game time! Go Blue!
October 31st, 2020 at 7:15 AM ^
you'll be able to skip your coffee this morning if you watch this:
October 31st, 2020 at 8:37 AM ^
I'll have another cup of that, thank you very much!
October 31st, 2020 at 8:52 AM ^
Damn, I watched that while drinking my coffee. Now I’m scared of what I may do this morning.
October 31st, 2020 at 8:53 AM ^
Since it’s “Granddaddy” I’ll get my appropriate mug and leaf raking gloves ready.
Go Blue!
October 31st, 2020 at 7:21 AM ^
GO BLUE!!! JUST WIN BABY!!!
October 31st, 2020 at 7:49 AM ^
Like an inspiration from the heavens, I composed this parody of that fight song (cough) after they blew a game to Iowa when Dave Yarima and George Perles roamed the sidelines. They were winning, drove to the Iowa 2 - LEADING in the game with little time left - and threw an interception that Iowa ran back 98 yards for the victory. The words just flowed from there. Enjoy the day, and GO BLUE!!!
MSU Fight song (Michigan style)
Poo, poo, poo for MSU
How do you think they’ll blow it?
Will it be by interception, fumble, or penalty?
Oh boo hoo
Though the odds be really small
They’re gonna lose this game
Choke, State, choke, State, choke
Defeat this week for MSU!!!
October 31st, 2020 at 7:58 AM ^
Fuck all you at MSU
They make my IQ keep dropping
Spartan teams are criminals
They cheat and rape and steal (total assholes)
The opponent keeps scoring
State is gonna lose this game!
Bow! Down! Little brother!
This ain’t your state!
October 31st, 2020 at 8:00 AM ^
Mark Dantonio and, of course, Mel Tucker,
They're like a gold-digging whore,
But only Staee fans would fuck her.
October 31st, 2020 at 8:28 AM ^
Speaking of giant toilet...
GO BLUE!!!
October 31st, 2020 at 8:36 AM ^
"On the lid a giant toilet"
I admit that I was drawn in by the modernist free-form line here. There was a very e e cummings feel to that opener.
October 31st, 2020 at 8:44 AM ^
they are the littelest of brothers
to paraphrase a classic film: “The Joe Milton takes no survivors! All your worst nightmares are about to come true! The Joe Milton is here for your *souls*!”
October 31st, 2020 at 9:05 AM ^
Yes!! Take it to em!!!
October 31st, 2020 at 11:53 AM ^
Go Blue! Crap on Staee