https://gfycat.com/finishedgoodacouchi

When it is cold and the game is boring, this mute spectator giving a handlessly handjob to the brisk November air is the perfect metaphor for this game. It is as if to say “I am here and doing something resembling cheering whilst not at all being happy that I am here.” The frown indicates anger, I think? But we’re winning and she’s motioning like one might when they are excited for the following play. The friend does not at all help my immature mind think about this image in a mature manner.

Anyway. This was a difficult game to clip. Not much exciting going on and Mickey Joseph did not gift me multiple outrageous facial expressions, so I had to find gifs elsewhere. Am I the only one who misses Scott Frost? This game could have used some Scott Frost drama. C’mon Nebraska, you could have suffered through the rest of the year for the sake of our gifs thread (and saved millions of dollars!). But alas, we have to squeeze every ounce of enjoyment out of our Frostless gifs.

 

Honorable Mentions:
Corum’s Longest Run Of The Day
Oh God I Wanted Him To Score
Yay Creative Red Zone Plays!
NASCAR
Not The Kind Of Separation A Receiver Is Looking For
A Wild Pass Appears
Oh God I Wanted Him To Score Pt. 2
Stokes, Viable Backup
Holy Blocking Batman
Kinda Looks Like The QB Becomes The Lineman

 

10. Banana For Scale

https://gfycat.com/glamorousidolizedflyingsquirrel

RGIII had way too much fun with the banana. He must not have young kids who have dragged him to every minions movie because he seemed to not understand the correlation between minions and bananas. Also, respect to the friend who leans back to get out of the beginning of the panorama.

 

9. Stepped In Gum

https://gfycat.com/showyfirmdugong

It’s the only reasonable explanation for the ref’s shoe sticking to the ground like that while the ref himself hits the turf yards away.

 

8. Giovanni El-Hadi, The Ventriloquist

https://gfycat.com/deliriousapprehensivehound

I’m unimpressed. Gotta be drinking gatorade at the same time or something. I think I could see his lips moving.

 

7. Peek-A-Boo

https://gfycat.com/frankfarflungibisbill

I have no idea who this is. A recruit? Can’t find him on the roster. Regardless, his inquisitive look at the signs like “ah yes, a tank” just gets me rollin’.

 

6. Heisman-Reel Pile Push Of The Week

https://gfycat.com/totalunawarearcticduck

The people who tackle Corum eventually aren’t even the DL. It’s basically one LB and our entire offensive line that actually gets Blake to the ground. There’s just nothing anyone else can do.

 

5. People Being Upset Part 1

https://gfycat.com/obeserespectfulafricanrockpython

When mad, Brad Robbins looks like Doctor Eggman and you cannot convince me otherwise.

People Being Upset Part 2

https://gfycat.com/thankfulmixedantbear

Saw this live and immediately thought it would make a great gif. Did not disappoint.

 

4. Ronnie Bell Is Great At Red Light Green Light

https://gfycat.com/ickyinsidiouseft

I want to see Bell beating a class of Kindergarteners in red light green light now. There’s an NIL opportunity in there somewhere. Anyone know anyone with MDOT?

 

3. Are We Suuuure There’s No Relation To Brandon Graham?

https://gfycat.com/anguishedrelievedhoopoe

He’s Brandon’s long-lost California relative. Or something.

 

2. RGIII Had An Entire Freeze Frame To Figure Out Where The Play Was Made

https://gfycat.com/forkedsoggyfossa

But he was like “no, no, no, this was all on the running QB. Nothing other credit needed. Nothing to see here. Just an athletic play from an athletic QB. I would know because I ran a lot as an athletic QB. We’re the most important players on the planet and nothing else matters.”

 

Frame of the Game: Mike Sainristil, AKA Fat Ann Arbor Squirrel

https://gfycat.com/ambitiouspeskygraywolf

Because he was targeting the nuts.

 

LINK FOR THIS WEEK’S POLL

 

Last week’s winner: Those Who Stay

https://gfycat.com/activeshockedbarb