MRW my co-workers ask what my plans are for the weekend
FUCK did I just google? How in the hell was kazoo kid ever a thing?! I now officially hate everybody.
other than Fun Fun Fun!
3rd date...things continue to look pretty good with this one
Starting the summer wedding season tonight
Here's to getting off work early
GO BLUE !!!
Head into the danger zone!
please send it down to central Florida. It's been sort of drought-ish here this Spring. Our rainy season starts on June 1. (Unfortunately, so does the hurricane season—yuck.)
we have had snow in Denver. Looking forward to some nicer weather this weekend and getting away from work for a couple of days.
How many until HTTV is released?
for proper apostrophe use as well.
A week of long days at work coming to a close. That light at the end of the tunnel?
It's a train. Choo choo mfer - bang me!
(Itching for Championship Sunday, where if Liverpool can - for once - not play down to its level of competition, we'll be clear for Champion's League.)
Upvotes for everyone.
Going to soccer games, softball practice, kid sleepovers, launching the boat, pouring some cement, neighborhood work day, cutting down some trees, filing paperwork, washing the car, mowing the yard, fixing some plumbing, buying some groceries, bbq-ing burgers on the grill, doing a bunch of laundry, removing cat penises, cleaning the house, changing the oil on my mower, taking the kids to the movies, making sangria, planting in the rock garden, cooking scrambled eggs, paying too many bills, applying for a passport, shopping for eyeglasses, staining some shelves, visiting some friends, clipping coupons, gossiping with the neighbors, sending emails, washing the dishes, playing with my kids.
I went through each item, and one jumped out as weird. If true, you need some psychiatric treatment.
I mean, who shops for eyeglasses on the weekend?
Just be sure to take your phone charger with you.
We all need to get banged thats what weekends are for.
Do you really expect to get all of this done in a single weekend? Or is this just the list of things you want to get done before football season starts?
Singing Beethoven all weeknd at Orchestra Hall. Live streaming tonight at about 8:50 pm if your sitting at home and tired of NBA or Tigers fare. I'm in the fourth row behind the trumpets in the maize and blue undies (under my tux). Laufet Bruder! Oh yeah--it's at DSO.org.
Gonna cut down a bunch of shit in the yard! And maybe buy a new car!
Also gonna try to score with the wife! Which is more difficult than it used to be after 18 years on several fronts!
Probably gonna drink too much bourgon! Which will make sitting at a 13u baseball tournament in sweltering heat even more unpleasant!
Give the bourbon to the wife... if scoring is difficult on several fronts, try the back... After 18 years you're due for something different.
Whiskey bottle...brand new car...oak tree you're in my way.
Slow down on the "bourgon". It may make the scoring part a little more difficult. Or maybe not, since I do not know what "bourgon" is other than that place in France.
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