Texas Roll Call
December 5th, 2016 at 9:53 AM ^
December 5th, 2016 at 10:25 AM ^
That's ... hysterical.
YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!
December 5th, 2016 at 10:26 AM ^
December 5th, 2016 at 11:00 AM ^
Hook 'Em Fallopian Tubes.
December 5th, 2016 at 11:08 AM ^
A bunch of guys showed up at a Halloween party I attended quite a few years back, wearing all white, with a tail, and what looked like the burnt orange Longhorn insignia on the front of their T-shirts. They were "The Intrauterine Swim Team."
December 5th, 2016 at 11:47 AM ^
The uterus is one of the toughest parts of the human body, male or female. It is also the part that is life-giving. While the symbolic similarity is interesting, it is in no way derogatory to Texas. In fact, it is quite complimentary.
December 5th, 2016 at 4:26 PM ^
December 5th, 2016 at 4:37 PM ^
I'm gonna go ahead and guess teeth. Then bone. Not that difficult.
December 5th, 2016 at 4:45 PM ^
December 5th, 2016 at 9:59 AM ^
December 5th, 2016 at 10:50 AM ^
Now get her some chicken soup - stat!
December 5th, 2016 at 10:02 AM ^
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December 5th, 2016 at 10:09 AM ^
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December 5th, 2016 at 10:13 AM ^
December 5th, 2016 at 10:24 AM ^
Will be there in spirit, but body will be catching this one from in front of the TV.
Texas hasn't been anything special this year, but their defense and size should definitely pose some problems for us.
December 5th, 2016 at 10:29 AM ^
Damn. Would love to but I have tickets to Gary Clark Jr at the Paramount.
December 5th, 2016 at 10:42 AM ^
But since my baby cousin is Eric Davis Jr and this is his first game in Michigan since he left... I'll be supporting him in Texas gear :| hope its a great game and none of my friends give me shit
December 5th, 2016 at 10:44 AM ^
Thought this was going to be a Cotton Bowl thread...so close.
December 5th, 2016 at 11:19 AM ^
December 5th, 2016 at 11:35 AM ^
December 5th, 2016 at 8:50 PM ^
It's nice that you don't have to rush out of work to get there.
But on the flipside, they make the next day at work brutal.
Work ruins everything is the lesson here.
December 5th, 2016 at 12:04 PM ^
Wow, I somehow had no idea this was happening. I live in Austin. What's the best way to get tickets? Is there a visitor section?
December 5th, 2016 at 12:07 PM ^
Except it is in Ann Arbor, so nevermind >_<
December 5th, 2016 at 12:40 PM ^
Yeah, I got temporarily really excited too. Oh well, at least I can go out and enjoy the sunshi...
goddammit.
December 5th, 2016 at 12:41 PM ^
Another week night game early in the year without a lot of buzz.
December 5th, 2016 at 4:06 PM ^
December 5th, 2016 at 4:34 PM ^
I'll mostly likely be wearing my Rose jersey.
December 5th, 2016 at 4:37 PM ^
...Jalen, not Derrick or Pete...