OT: Man Blows His Leg Off Shooting At Lawn Mower Filled With High Explosives
This was too amazing not to post.
http://water-and-woods.com/2016/03/man-blows-his-leg-off-shooting-at-la…
March 25th, 2016 at 11:55 AM ^
but I thought this shit only happened in Ohio and Florida.
March 25th, 2016 at 12:00 PM ^
Or wherever plaxico is!
Also whatever State that was in where the guy blew his head off by trying to launch a bottle rocket off of it a few years ago.
They all must certainly have Ohio ties... like having lived or grew up there....relatives from there... pets...drove through there once...
There's a little Ohio in all of these people.
March 25th, 2016 at 11:57 AM ^
He was just offered a visiting professorship in the philosophy department at Michigan State.
March 25th, 2016 at 11:58 AM ^
Sounds like my uncle
March 25th, 2016 at 12:15 PM ^
He has this cannon he packs with about 7 tabs of pyrodex before unleashing fury every Memorial Day, Labor Day, Independence Day, New Year's and most summer evenings when the Busch Light flows like hyperbole from Nugent's mouth. Neighbors love him!
March 25th, 2016 at 12:00 PM ^
March 25th, 2016 at 12:00 PM ^
He's lucky that he only lost part of a leg and not say, his eyesight or life.
All in good time.
Per the local news station
On the last shot, the lawnmower explodes in a cloud of water vapor. Shrapnel can be seen flying in all direction. The camera shot wavers.
"I blew my leg off! Oh, [expletive]!"
That's when what's happened hits the amateur cameraman: "Aw, [expletive]!"
Yes, he almost got his Darwin award.
that would have been tragic.
March 25th, 2016 at 12:05 PM ^
Not enough to shoot it from like 50' but you also packed it into a f*cking metal lawnmower ensuring there's shrapnel flying as well. I do not feel sympathy for these morons
I'm surprised he didn't have a box of nails in there somewhere.
Play Stupid Games.
Win Stupid Prizes.
He basically created an IED with 3lbs of Tannerite and then exploded it while standing too close.
As Red Forman would say Dumbass!
March 25th, 2016 at 12:03 PM ^
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March 25th, 2016 at 12:11 PM ^
I wouldn't have if I'd known you were going to post this. Winner.
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March 25th, 2016 at 12:09 PM ^
They can have my exploding lawnmower when they pry it from my cold dead leg stump
Which Founding Father said this?
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His morning is almost complete. All that is left for him now is to head over to IHOP & get some breakfast.
March 26th, 2016 at 11:37 AM ^
He doesn't get the award unless he completely removes his genes from the pool.
March 25th, 2016 at 12:09 PM ^
Tactical firearm ... check
Tactical vest .... check
Tactical glasses.... check
Betcha lunch he had a KBar knife strapped to what used to be his calf.
Dude is ready.... well he was ready before he blew his leg off. Now he's not so ready, but he'll be ready again once he's outfitted with his new tactical prosthesis.
March 25th, 2016 at 12:24 PM ^
March 25th, 2016 at 12:11 PM ^
March 25th, 2016 at 12:12 PM ^
Gee golly if we had more strict gun laws this would have never happened.
March 25th, 2016 at 12:17 PM ^
I have no objection to a person's constitutional right to blow his own leg off.
March 25th, 2016 at 12:20 PM ^
And as a gun owner I may or may not sympathize. I certainly have no sorrow for dude who blew his leg off, but the story would be much different if he had a kid or two behind him watching the show.
Probably better we stick with discussions of vinegar production.
Cheers and Go Blue.
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March 25th, 2016 at 10:44 PM ^
A mountain lion stalks an innocent and unarmed koala.
Waits in the high chapparal, biding it's time. Plotting evil.
And then in an unanticipated act of agression, jumps a protective fence, and kills said koala. I bet you'd wanna gun then huh bub?
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March 25th, 2016 at 12:14 PM ^
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Actual laughter out loud.
March 25th, 2016 at 12:18 PM ^
Maybe he should practice shooting at, you know, a paper target and make sure he can hit that before he shoots close up at explosives. If he'd have been a proficient shot and hit it when he first started shooting, he'd still be an idiot.
March 25th, 2016 at 12:19 PM ^
March 25th, 2016 at 12:25 PM ^
I just don't understand how exactly he didn't think that blowing something up that is made of metal would end in any sort of positive outcome. Blowing stuff up is fun and I highly approve of it as a recreational activity, but good lord know your limits.
We also need to check to see how close he was to the Florida border, as crazy can spill over into adjoining neighborhoods.
advanced on his target. No way that lawnmower was gonna escape its fate!
when the intended target shoots back.
March 25th, 2016 at 12:26 PM ^
Fabulous post
March 25th, 2016 at 12:28 PM ^
Touche, lawn mower, too-shay.
March 25th, 2016 at 12:38 PM ^
Thread title for the ages
March 25th, 2016 at 12:47 PM ^
This shit is straight outta GTA...