OT - Share Your Favorite One-Liners
Mates,
Checking out of my regular food store today the lady there was having a hectic day dealing with some of the customers. Being a familiar face to her, as I walked by she said, 'I have a new hobby...Vodka!'. That got a smile out of me and it occurred that this board would probably have some dandy one-liners to share.
So, share some of the best one-liners you have ever heard, said, watched, etc. and remember to keep it semi-classy for our mgoblogging ladies.
you can do better than that.
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That's what she said.
:o(
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"Got eeeem"
FTFY
[lick hand]
[wipe hand on own shirt, then on girl's shirt]
let's get out of these wet clothes
If you know someone who is being cranky, irratable, I like to use the following - in a restaurant p.a. voice....
"Bitter Table for 1, Bitter Table for 1"
Jeselnik.
HEY! Are you talking about me again?
/jk
Funny you say that because literally every time I see your screen name I think of this scene from that same movie:
Looks funny, I will check it out, and upvote.
There's a lot of people here who have never seen the real East German Olympic teams back in the day. That movie clip isn't so far from the truth.
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hunter s. thompson. right?
Well, Dr. Gonzo, spoken to Raoul Duke. Written by HST, but HST is Raoul Duke.
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Similar to....
"It is not the size of the wand, but the magic in it!"
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"Form a fucking wall" - SVG
"Win The Game"
--Mitch McGary
Jeselnik.
OSU fan.
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You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.
I had one drink... after another... after another...
Or my personal favortie: me and my exgirlfriend had a difference of oppinions; i thought we should continue going out and she thought I should go fuck my self.
"I was a weekend drinker. I'd start on Saturday and end on Friday."
-Bill Hicks