OT - Dog Shot in HEAD with crossbow will survive
Totally OT here, but because it happend in Michigan, I wanted to share it. Fortunately the dog will make a full recovery.
I'd really love to meet this asshole in a secluded alley somewhere. It's your dog, yes. You have the right to put it down if you feel that's best. But you take it to a god damned vet and do it humanely, asshole! You couldn't even find a damned shotgun to do it properly? An arrow?
Sooooo angry.
He should be shot in the head with a crossbow.
I can think of much worse things he could be shot in the head with.
NEED MOAR IMAGINATION
A herpes gun? Get shot in the head with a herpes gun?
Dildo gun?
Dildo CANNON!
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or...
is that Grimace?
obviously it's a purple sloth with an eye patch attached to a rocket pack shooting a laser gun
Clearly... I don't know how I missed that.
/s
He could get shot in the head with a sharpened wooden dildo after the "tip" had been dipped into a bath of Necrotizing Fasciitis and cureless Koala Chlamydia strains. The tip would have a stop built in so that it would not kill him immediately, but only be painful and allow an open wound for the bacteria to fester and take over his brain which would swell and burst like a puss pocket after 3 agonizing days in the hospital where the doctors looked at eachother dumbfounded and helpless and his family watched.
BUT . . . that would be a bit extreme. A fine and maybe some jail time after being shot int he head with the same arrow would suffice in my opinion.
Glass rod, insert into urethra, then proceed to smash his boyhood with brick reducing the glass rod to glass shards.
It will keep all those evil thoughts away.
Mean Joe
The dog should now be able to shoot the owner in the head with an arrow.
I can't even imagine shooting my dog with anything. Waffles (yes my dags name is Waffles) is my best friend. Love that guy more than I love most of the people in my life.
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Waffles is a great name for a dog (cuz everybody LOVES Waffles???). I live in Chicago and have a 2-year old American fox hound named Leroy Brown. He's a great pup.
better than most people. And the only bad dogs that exist, got that way because of bad people.
Think of the biggest asshole you've ever met in your life. Just the hugest fucking asshole there could be. The crazy thing is, somewhere there is a dog that loves that person. I wish I could be like that -- I'd be a better man.
Take your dog to the vet. No way I could of personally put down my dogs. Idiot.
Survival of the fitness, eh boys?
It's clear to see who makes the pants here
for all intensive purposes we know what he was trying to say
irregardless of what he says...
If you're going to take your dog to the vet to get euthenised, take your dog to the shelter instead. At least it has a little bit of a fucking chance, as slim as that may be. Better yet, don't a dog in the first place if you ever think a convinence euthinasia would ever be a possibility.
Humane euthanasia can be an excellent choice for any pets suffering from disease that is terminal/ can't be managed/ significantly impairs a pet's quality of life. Convenience is not a justifiable reason.
In this particular case, re-homing the dog may have been difficult due to dog-aggression, but she still would have had a better chance than if she had been aggressive toward people.
I mean, yes, you are correct in that the owner has the legal right to kill their pet should they want to. But damnit, that's so wrong. Convinence euthinasia by veterinarian are just as bad morally as shooting it in the head with a crossbow.
So... how many foster pets do you 2 have?
I was feeling all full of myself because we have 3 rescues in my house, but EYB and his Wife (who sounds like a fantastic person) probably have a barn full. The world needs more good people like that. My hat's off to them
If you like pits you have to hear Bill Burr's bit about his gf rescuing a pit bull.
Let's just say he goes from scared to falling in love.
April 10th, 2015 at 10:08 PM ^
MGoBrewMom, Brutus & Mrs. Dr. Brutus - good on all of you. Happy Friday to you and all your furry babies.
My avatar approves. +1
+1 for Shanahan's approval - as well as for the great Shaw quote.