August 25th, 2014 at 10:02 PM ^
Is this... is this related to that other crazy thread that got deleted? God I'm so confused.
August 25th, 2014 at 10:46 PM ^
I think he's talking about this guy
August 25th, 2014 at 11:00 PM ^
but for a while the mullet was the suspect!
August 25th, 2014 at 11:00 PM ^
That guy has four shoulders and two heads. Is it Braxton Miller?
August 25th, 2014 at 11:28 PM ^
Hit you with the dropkick, Marty Jannetty.
August 26th, 2014 at 12:17 PM ^
This is funny because everybody knows mullets are either cool or uncool.
August 25th, 2014 at 10:03 PM ^
Who has Buckeye friends?
August 25th, 2014 at 11:01 PM ^
I haz one. He's one of the best all around people I know, except that one day of the year. Then he's a real cocksucker.
August 25th, 2014 at 11:05 PM ^
I do. Someone has to cook our fries.
August 26th, 2014 at 1:19 AM ^
I keep my cholesterol and my friends separate. The window at the drive-thru closes, after all.
August 26th, 2014 at 7:39 AM ^
I have a buddy who is a Buckeye/Seminole fan. He calls himself BuckNole.........ralph!
August 26th, 2014 at 10:05 PM ^
More like fuckhole.
August 26th, 2014 at 8:12 AM ^
wierd. My wife had one though. One of her grad students went there. They have kind of a big soccer thing going there, so there must be a few interesting people in Columbus. I wasn't taken with the place the two times I had to go there, though. (Course when you have to go, you're looking at things from a different angle. Bwahahahahaha.)
August 25th, 2014 at 10:03 PM ^
Just thought I'd stop by before the explosion.
August 25th, 2014 at 10:05 PM ^
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August 26th, 2014 at 8:55 AM ^
A prison rape joke. Awesome.
August 25th, 2014 at 10:05 PM ^
August 25th, 2014 at 11:02 PM ^
I'm fucking hungry NOW you know.
August 25th, 2014 at 10:07 PM ^
My buckeye friend likes to dance in parking lots:
August 26th, 2014 at 12:55 AM ^
August 26th, 2014 at 10:05 AM ^
Mgobrewmom says Mr Spicyweiner makes her laugh.
I have Buckeye relatives, obviously something I can't avoid. Friends on the other hand, are generally poeple I like having around. I honestly don't see me ever having Buckeye friends.
August 25th, 2014 at 10:08 PM ^
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August 25th, 2014 at 10:16 PM ^
I'm surprised he could read
August 25th, 2014 at 10:16 PM ^
August 25th, 2014 at 10:17 PM ^
Ground beef.
That's the joke my 9-year old has been telling lately. Let's save this thread by making it a repository of all the MGoBoard's favorite bad jokes.
August 25th, 2014 at 11:04 PM ^
A baby seal walks into a club.
August 25th, 2014 at 11:08 PM ^
the bus boy bends over. the priest says, "screw him." The rabbi asks, "out of what?"
August 26th, 2014 at 3:54 AM ^
No eye deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eye deer.
August 26th, 2014 at 7:50 AM ^
Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
A: Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!
August 26th, 2014 at 8:56 AM ^
It was in tents.
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But did you hear about the orgy at the circus?
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It was fucking in tents.
August 25th, 2014 at 10:17 PM ^
August 25th, 2014 at 11:01 PM ^
For the time being, we'll see what sort of humor we get here, I think....
August 25th, 2014 at 11:13 PM ^
Many moons ago, Pony and Eagle walked up to Coyote. Pony said to Coyote, I am very mad at Eagle. Will you yell at him for me? Coyote said to Pony, why can you not yell yourself? And Pony replied, because I am a little horse.
August 25th, 2014 at 10:21 PM ^
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August 25th, 2014 at 10:30 PM ^
A submarine.
What word starts with F and ends w/ UCK?
Firetruck.
I know, well-worn oldies.
August 25th, 2014 at 11:09 PM ^
What's long and hard on a Buckeye?
Second grade.
August 26th, 2014 at 1:17 AM ^
What are the longest 2 years of a young Buckeye's life?
2nd grade.