The team will win if this happens on Saturday
They get 21 points from defense/special teams. It’s a long shot but if this happens victory will follow. Going to need big contributions from all 3 phases. Also Ojabo and Hutchinson must feast which is obvious. If they get the 21 I’m predicting a 49-45 Michigan victory.
November 25th, 2021 at 8:26 PM ^
I, too, enjoy a nice strong drink with thanksgiving dinner
November 25th, 2021 at 8:28 PM ^
Lol. You won’t believe what happens next!!
November 25th, 2021 at 8:31 PM ^
Click to slide 3 to find out what happens after Ron Burgundy takes heyyou’s mom out for a nice seafood dinner!
Hint: he doesn’t call her back!
November 25th, 2021 at 8:41 PM ^
This is a perfect comment.
November 25th, 2021 at 9:20 PM ^
I'll have a double of what he's having.
November 25th, 2021 at 11:13 PM ^
Dinner? That's an all-day attack on the sauce, prediction.
November 25th, 2021 at 8:31 PM ^
We score more points we will win
November 25th, 2021 at 10:47 PM ^
I dunno, that’s a pretty ballsy proclamation…
November 25th, 2021 at 11:40 PM ^
It's a bold strategy, Cotton, let's see if it works out for them
November 26th, 2021 at 5:46 AM ^
Good plan. I too was thinking we should try a bold new strategy that we haven’t done in a while against these guys.
November 25th, 2021 at 8:32 PM ^
If Michigan scores more points...
November 26th, 2021 at 9:12 AM ^
i think we should play conservative and go for that all important moral victory...points be damned
November 25th, 2021 at 8:34 PM ^
I’m going out on a limb here, but if we score more points than ohio i think we have a pretty good shot at getting that W
November 25th, 2021 at 8:37 PM ^
Thanks
November 25th, 2021 at 8:39 PM ^
If we run back the kickoff every time after they score, then get the 2 point conversion each time, we will win.
November 26th, 2021 at 1:04 AM ^
Dude cmon. What are the odds we get every 2 point conversion?
November 26th, 2021 at 6:03 AM ^
why not us? We haven't stopped a two point conversion all year.
November 25th, 2021 at 8:40 PM ^
If we score 21 on ST, 21 on offense, and 21 on defense, I think we win. No pressure on 1 unit that way.
November 25th, 2021 at 8:43 PM ^
If we rush for 300 yards, I think we got it
November 26th, 2021 at 7:17 AM ^
Tim Biakabutuka ?
November 25th, 2021 at 8:46 PM ^
LMAO, has a team _ever_ lost when it got 21 points from defense and special teams?
November 25th, 2021 at 9:35 PM ^
If it has happened, I’m sure the Lions were the team to do it.
November 25th, 2021 at 9:47 PM ^
I doubt it. I think getting a single return for a TD or an interception for a TD would be huge.
If Haskins gets 175+yds(if Corum doesn't play) or each Corum and Haskins get 100+ I think that will be really helpful. Cade is going to have to throw a couple touchdowns, and I'm hoping we can get a handful of chunk plays of 25+ yards. I'm torn on if I want to see a JJ special as it is really a coin flip if something good comes out of it. All will need to stop dropping the ball and the same with Cornelius.
We also will need multiple sacks. If the defense can hold them, that will be huge. Every point will count, but I will be totally fine with some gutsy 4th down plays.
November 25th, 2021 at 10:01 PM ^
All hasn't been dropping balls this year...
November 25th, 2021 at 8:47 PM ^
If each of us follow our pre-game and in-game superstitions exactly as the football gods require us to, we win in a blow out. The past 15 years is on all of YOU! Get it together people!
November 25th, 2021 at 9:06 PM ^
I bang your mom. So we’re 100% likely to win!!!
November 26th, 2021 at 6:30 AM ^
What a clownish comment!
November 25th, 2021 at 9:12 PM ^
Just played Uno with my grandkids. My second hand consisted of only blue and yellow (maize) cards, even when I had to draw new ones. I'm sure it's a sign...
November 25th, 2021 at 9:37 PM ^
My kids refuse to play Uno with me anymore, accusing me of being both a poor winner and a poor loser.
The truth hurts, I guess. Uno is life.
November 26th, 2021 at 2:09 AM ^
We just finished playing Uno. When I threw my last card down and said "I win," everyone looked at me and said you didn't say Uno. So, rather than admit I didn't say "Uno," I told everyone that they are either old, drunk or both. Nice way to end the day.
November 26th, 2021 at 6:37 AM ^
"I win" is an appropriate exclamation after saying "Uno" the previous hand or if no one noticed that you were down to one card.
So you won!
November 25th, 2021 at 9:13 PM ^
They have to play close to a perfect game, with the most important part of that being getting pressure on Stroud. 35+ points, a big turnover, a couple of great individual plays.
November 25th, 2021 at 9:22 PM ^
Pressure on Stroud is the game in my opinion. There is no chance if we can’t get to him.
November 25th, 2021 at 9:47 PM ^
I think we’ll get home so much, his backup will finish the game (not cuz it’s a blowout)
November 25th, 2021 at 11:56 PM ^
Why do their backup quarterbacks never suck against us?
November 25th, 2021 at 9:48 PM ^
I agree. If we get 300 rushing, that'd be huge, but chances are they'd have 350+ passing. We need sacks. Multiple sacks. But having 300 rushing would be nice too.
November 26th, 2021 at 12:16 AM ^
What if we get 300 sacks?
November 25th, 2021 at 9:13 PM ^
If we have 100 posts talking about the same thing, we will win. You put us over the top. Onward to victory!
November 25th, 2021 at 9:14 PM ^
3 pick sixes, 3 extra points, & 7 field goals. Final offer.
November 25th, 2021 at 9:19 PM ^
Dude…If we are getting 21 from defense or special teams…how the hell are we giving up 45 points?
November 25th, 2021 at 11:16 PM ^
Ye tempt not the fates
November 25th, 2021 at 9:29 PM ^
Wow this is really really stupid
November 25th, 2021 at 9:30 PM ^
If the osu WR’s come down with a mean case of the shits
November 25th, 2021 at 9:36 PM ^
Harbaugh has a secret plan him and Gattis developed. Harbaugh will secretly suit up in Q3 with Cade’s jersey …. And torch Bucknuts on the short crossing routes.
November 25th, 2021 at 9:45 PM ^
We need this post like we need more Ace and Brian posting their political opinions
November 25th, 2021 at 11:40 PM ^
Heard that!
November 25th, 2021 at 9:55 PM ^
Wait a minute, we get *21* points from *defense and special teams* and we only win by *4*? I'm going on a limb and saying that if that star alignment set of events happens then Michigan wins by at least two TDs.
November 26th, 2021 at 8:54 AM ^
So, if we win by 4, then we've won by 2 TDs? Methinks your math is off *just a tad*...
November 25th, 2021 at 9:55 PM ^
21 points on defense and special teams??? Dude, you do realize Desmond and Charles are out of eligibility, right?
November 25th, 2021 at 10:06 PM ^
Good lord