Steve Lorenz: Quavaris Crouch not yet off the board?
December 20th, 2018 at 8:46 PM ^
Exciting times for WindyCityBlue!
December 20th, 2018 at 8:54 PM ^
I will eat a .... never mind.
December 20th, 2018 at 8:58 PM ^
An OSU fan? An MSU fan?
What else has a NeverMind?
December 21st, 2018 at 12:37 AM ^
Talk about eating!
December 21st, 2018 at 8:29 AM ^
We can eat lemons again? How delightful!
December 20th, 2018 at 8:47 PM ^
Coincidentally Michigan tweeted out that graphic. Or maybe not coincidentally!?!?
December 21st, 2018 at 12:26 AM ^
It's like the "flash-crash". The market tanked and everyone wrote it off as an error. And then a couple of months later the market dropped to the flash crash lows.
December 20th, 2018 at 8:47 PM ^
Hold on to your butts.
December 20th, 2018 at 9:40 PM ^
I sort of named my rival in the new Pokémon game Quavaris, maybe that is the universe speaking to him?
December 20th, 2018 at 9:52 PM ^
Prepare your anus.
December 21st, 2018 at 12:42 AM ^
What do the planets have to do with this?
December 21st, 2018 at 9:52 AM ^
Need to binge watch something while sick, pulled up Season 3 of the Sopranos. Didn't release he was in the episodes at the end of the season where Jackie Jr was killed. Need a show like The Sopranos or Boardwalk.
December 20th, 2018 at 8:48 PM ^
Pucker up Buttercups!
December 20th, 2018 at 8:49 PM ^
Wow. Impressive recruiting.
December 20th, 2018 at 9:27 PM ^
Would it be to much for Maizen to express those sentiments?
December 20th, 2018 at 9:36 PM ^
That would require a thought to enter his head besides ALL THREE STARS ARE BAD and/or not have been banned.
Seriously though, the insufferable nature of people who interact with the world like Maizen does is the disproportionate reaction to information. No one has a problem if you express a strong opinion like ALL THREE STARS are bad by balancing it with gracious acknowledgement of accomplishments by the staff like securing Dax Hill or offering concessions on occasion that some three stars do in fact pan out and that maybe with coaching and evaluation SOME three stars could be ok and the sky is not in fact falling.
Maizens of the world see we got Dax and a ton of 4-Stars and think quietly to themselves, "See, I was right!" and then see us offer a 3-star and spend hours on the internet spewing venom and unrelenting rage. The world is black and white to people like Maizen and shades of gray to the rest of us reasonable people.
December 21st, 2018 at 9:00 AM ^
Totally agree. I actually think Maizen/DB etc. has a point underneath all the negativity: we do sign, not just a few more, but a lot more three stars than elite teams do--not just Bama, but OSU and a couple others. I think it's a legit point say that we likely won't achieve the status we all want for the program without getting a higher star percentage in the future. Now, that point is debatable, but it's not beyond argument. Where Maizen goes wrong is to imply that this higher percentage of 3 stars is by the choice of the coaches, and that somehow they prefer a Joey Velasquez to a (insert 4 star reference here)--which is idiotic. The coaches are recruiting the best players they can get, or arguably, the best players that the skill of our recruiters can get.
December 20th, 2018 at 9:55 PM ^
speaking of which, where the F has Diagonal Blue been?
December 20th, 2018 at 10:09 PM ^
Banned. He’s back though under the name Bexster.
December 20th, 2018 at 10:27 PM ^
I thought you were going to say he's back under his rock since we signed a 5 star recruit.
December 21st, 2018 at 9:09 AM ^
I’ve always been amazed at how people know who a banned poster is when he starts a new account. Not doubting you all, I just don’t know how you do it!
December 21st, 2018 at 9:37 AM ^
No kidding. I used to question how they knew X is now Y, but they've been right more times than I can remember.
December 20th, 2018 at 10:59 PM ^
He's down signing up for Urban's Leadership Class.
December 20th, 2018 at 9:28 PM ^
Would it be to much for Maizen to express those sentiments?
of course it would because he is not genuine.
December 20th, 2018 at 11:11 PM ^
What apparently is too much is for people to stop talking about him. He gets brought up in every thread. Feeding his ego like that will ensure he never actually goes away.
Can we please just forget about and ignore him? At the end of the day all he wants is attention and reactions. Stop giving it to him.
December 21st, 2018 at 1:19 AM ^
Shut up Maizen!
December 21st, 2018 at 4:03 AM ^
Moral superiority is the new American tradition. Sanctimony is our lifeblood.
December 21st, 2018 at 10:51 AM ^
The guy has a point. Maizen's posts are stupid. The 15 grown men who won't shut up about Maizien are much stupider.
December 20th, 2018 at 8:50 PM ^
That would be amazing! It's like watching a perfect domino setup, recruiting version. Don't go to Tennessee!
December 20th, 2018 at 9:32 PM ^
....unless you want to be a Life Champion!!!
December 20th, 2018 at 8:51 PM ^
I can’t imagine the shape of these lemons.
December 20th, 2018 at 8:53 PM ^
Anyone care to wager some lemons on this?
December 20th, 2018 at 9:32 PM ^
Some people already did in the thread about the twitter graphic
December 20th, 2018 at 10:15 PM ^
I wagered me consuming an 1/8th of Lemon Skunk Haze. Im now prepared to double down, and pledge to dab a gram of lemon skunk haze shatter, on camera, if Quavaris Couch signs with Michigan.
December 20th, 2018 at 10:21 PM ^
Other thread has a burger afraid to eat a lemon on camera for fear of professional repercussions. This is what I like to hear!
December 20th, 2018 at 10:25 PM ^
Who the fuck is stupid enough to fire a vigilante crime fighter? Whoever is would just free up a whole lot of time for crashing through his skylight and kicking his ass on a nightly basis.
December 20th, 2018 at 10:59 PM ^
Batman on drugs up in yo house beating your ass and eating up all your snacks!
I'd pay so much to see that movie.
December 21st, 2018 at 7:15 AM ^
Only if it ends with Batman, stoned, talking to The Joker before bursting out laughing and saying "I finally see what's so funny."
December 20th, 2018 at 8:53 PM ^
If he sees himself as Bush's replacement, this may be a slam dunk.
December 20th, 2018 at 10:56 PM ^
My sentiments exactly.
December 20th, 2018 at 8:55 PM ^
I'm going to drink a beer if he commits to UM. I'm going to drink a beer if he doesn't...with a slice of lime.
December 20th, 2018 at 9:08 PM ^
Screenshotted it, now you’re bound to it sucker.
December 20th, 2018 at 9:47 PM ^
Currently practicing.
December 21st, 2018 at 9:12 AM ^
I'll see your lime and raise it to 2!! I am at that point in my life where I am living without precautions so f*ck it 2 limes it is and I am no longer DVRing any TV series...
December 20th, 2018 at 8:59 PM ^
Some Vol message boards are claiming he's a silent commit to them and will send his LOI tmrw. Hoping they're wrong. All along i've wanted Dax, charbonnett, and Crouch more than any other recruit. Imagine Dax and Crouch on the same field together....Ok stop its not gonna happen... Maybe?