Free Tickets to MSU/Rutgers
It's bad in East Lansing. This might be worse than the Dave Brandon era:
November 21st, 2018 at 9:02 PM ^
Some dude just posted a photo from his gym: there is a fanned-out set of tickets (probably 10-15) just sitting there with a sign that says “help yourself”
November 21st, 2018 at 9:30 PM ^
There will be dozens of people there!
November 21st, 2018 at 9:02 PM ^
Its the universe realigning. All things are cyclical. Good to be getting back to normal.
November 21st, 2018 at 10:20 PM ^
So the students will miss the staee storm trooper march??? Damn shame I tell you
November 21st, 2018 at 9:02 PM ^
My money is on Rutgers winning the situation trophy.
November 21st, 2018 at 9:04 PM ^
I bet you if Dantonio says that he is going to announce his decision about their OC sometime during the game, their fans will show up.
Other than that I don't know what you can do to make this attractive. Last game of the season and honoring seniors should be good enough but they couldn't fill their seats for best games over the years.
Or try couch burning ceremony
November 21st, 2018 at 10:09 PM ^
I wanna know what they saw in Lombardi during recruiting to go, "yeah, he's our guy!"
November 21st, 2018 at 10:33 PM ^
A willingness to play in a shit stadium, for mouth breathing fans, under the supervision of a class A dickhead coach.
November 22nd, 2018 at 5:55 AM ^
November 22nd, 2018 at 6:53 AM ^
I should have added “mediocre team” somewhere in there. Hoping OSU fits that too going forward.
November 21st, 2018 at 9:08 PM ^
If you click on this photo you can see the fanned out tickets.
November 21st, 2018 at 9:10 PM ^
That’s the one I was talking about
November 22nd, 2018 at 11:17 PM ^
Grab a couple, can always use a couple book marks.
November 21st, 2018 at 9:10 PM ^
Realistically, how much would someone have to pay you to attend?
I think I would need at least $2,000.00.
Side note, Ol' Mork is conjuring up the rain to slow down mighty Rutger. That is going to be a miserable game. There will have been more people at the Michigan / Utah game in 2014 after the rain delay than this dumpster fire.
November 21st, 2018 at 10:01 PM ^
As last week, I think there's a fair chance the offense give up in order to get rid of the o coordinator. Not terribly surprised if Rutgers wins. Rutgers, meanwhile, is playing to save their Ash.
November 21st, 2018 at 9:16 PM ^
What time is the traditional pregame team walk across the field ?
November 21st, 2018 at 10:02 PM ^
Hear they're moving it fifteen minutes back for Rutgers.
November 21st, 2018 at 9:17 PM ^
Pride comes before the fall
November 21st, 2018 at 9:50 PM ^
This is the greatest post ever
November 21st, 2018 at 10:02 PM ^
and was gone before fall ended
November 21st, 2018 at 9:25 PM ^
Whoooooo yeah. Opportunity of a life time to possibly commit mass suicide.
November 21st, 2018 at 9:26 PM ^
Recruits take notice
November 21st, 2018 at 10:03 PM ^
Not sure they've got anybody we need. Could be good just to swipe somebody anybody to hit them when they're down, though.
November 22nd, 2018 at 12:02 AM ^
I’d love to flip Julian Barnett, 4* WR/CB from Belleville. Position of need in the ‘19 class and his film looks very good. Won’t happen though and he will end up being a pain in our side.
November 22nd, 2018 at 12:13 AM ^
No joking. How is the CB from Belleville...Barnett who is an absolute athlete not thinking about playing for Michigan and a complete team vs hanging on by a thread every Saturday?
November 21st, 2018 at 9:31 PM ^
Giving away free tickets for a Rivalry Game!! Oh, Sparty...
November 21st, 2018 at 9:38 PM ^
How can this happen with their primary rival visiting?
November 21st, 2018 at 9:40 PM ^
Are unopened bottles of water allowed?
November 21st, 2018 at 9:49 PM ^
Suck it Mork
November 21st, 2018 at 9:52 PM ^
November 21st, 2018 at 9:54 PM ^
there will be tens of people there
November 21st, 2018 at 9:55 PM ^
I'd love to attend, but my vaccinations are not up to date
November 22nd, 2018 at 12:43 AM ^
Brilliant
November 22nd, 2018 at 10:17 AM ^
That made me laugh. Well played!
November 21st, 2018 at 10:01 PM ^
Includes two bottles of Pepsi with each ticket.
November 21st, 2018 at 10:21 PM ^
Pepsi sucks!
November 21st, 2018 at 10:01 PM ^
"...I do believe that this year will still be a success."
-Mork D'Giornio, Head Volleyball Coach
*Dear Sweet Baby Jesus, please, please, please let Rutgers somehow win this game, so the new metric of "success" for MSU football is losing to a tire fire of a football team but salvaging an invite to the Little Motor City Pizza Bowl.
November 21st, 2018 at 10:16 PM ^
A Rutgers win would reinforce MSU as Green Rutgers. I want that to be a thing.
November 21st, 2018 at 11:35 PM ^
November 21st, 2018 at 10:14 PM ^
When the Ode to Joy scene from Clockwork Orange isn't painful enough, watch that shite.
November 21st, 2018 at 10:20 PM ^
Will this be the game where a meteor strikes to put everyone out of their misery?
November 22nd, 2018 at 3:19 PM ^
Even the meteor is not interested.
November 21st, 2018 at 10:30 PM ^
This isn’t a new thing. They’ve had to do this for their thanksgiving’ish game, even when they aren’t dogshit.
November 21st, 2018 at 10:36 PM ^
I'll bring my green bone. Woof woof.
November 22nd, 2018 at 2:21 AM ^
#SpartanDawgs
November 21st, 2018 at 10:37 PM ^
#keepdavewarner
November 21st, 2018 at 10:51 PM ^
Even though there’s zero chance this happens, do u know how entertaining 97.1 will be if Rutgers pulls off the upset!! Valentines will have a second rant
November 21st, 2018 at 10:56 PM ^
You hate to see it...