A Win Tomorrow will Cause me to ___, but a Loss will Cause me to___.
For me, the answers are:
-Get entirely too optimistic about how the rest of the season plays out. Even if we look just so-so and win, I will become convinced this is a "special team of destiny."
-Mostly tune-out - or tune way down - until maybe Wisconsin, when, with any luck, we are 5-1, ranked again, and in position to win a huge game and get some momentum for the murderers row portion of our schedule...
August 31st, 2018 at 11:39 AM ^
Be very happy, be very sad
August 31st, 2018 at 11:40 AM ^
Win will cause me to: We Want Bama!
Loss will cause me to: Be angry online
August 31st, 2018 at 9:41 PM ^
Forget about Bama, hell scUM can't even beat their rivals. Go Irish kick their ass!
August 31st, 2018 at 11:41 AM ^
Drink. Get drunk.
August 31st, 2018 at 11:56 AM ^
Win: get fuckin bombed.
Lose: get fuckin bombed.
August 31st, 2018 at 11:41 AM ^
Win: Exhale
Loss: F’ing Vomit
August 31st, 2018 at 11:41 AM ^
Run around my apartment screaming.
Sigh with resignation.
August 31st, 2018 at 11:42 AM ^
Have the largest ejaculation known to mankind.
Throw brick at television.
August 31st, 2018 at 11:44 AM ^
Your ejaculate comes out as a brick and flies towards TVs? You may want to get that checked out...
August 31st, 2018 at 12:14 PM ^
Just be careful!
August 31st, 2018 at 12:30 PM ^
That's why you gotta hit it on the '57'!
August 31st, 2018 at 12:15 PM ^
BayWolves = Peter North.
Great work in the 80's/90's pal...some good VHS back in the day.
August 31st, 2018 at 11:42 AM ^
Depends on how we get to either.
A win with shaky offense and killer defense in which ND's offense looks incompetent will cause me to feel exactly the same about the season outlook as I do now.
A win with solid offense and killer defense will make me feel cautiously optimistic.
A win with Shea throwing for 300 yards and 3 TDs will make me giddy.
A loss will make me not watch another game until Nebraska.
August 31st, 2018 at 12:18 PM ^
you know you will watch WMU and SMU - at least for first half - and then you will watch the 2nd half to see the freshmen who will end up redshirting...
August 31st, 2018 at 11:43 AM ^
Brag on social media about Michigan being back!
Avoid social media until we upset MSU, then brag on social media about Michigan being back!
August 31st, 2018 at 11:43 AM ^
faux mo must have edited his post. i'm pretty sure the original one said:
win: drag children into sewer
loss: drag children into sewer
August 31st, 2018 at 11:44 AM ^
Win: Drag children into sewer while crying.
Loss: Drag children into sewer while smiling.
August 31st, 2018 at 12:07 PM ^
now i'm confused. i thought the win would make you a happy (murderous) clown. why would you cry? are you a covert ND clown, finally unmasked? it can't be.
August 31st, 2018 at 12:09 PM ^
He's gotta drag the kid into the sewer either way. If he's in a good mood, then it will make him sad to perform his grim duty. But if he's already in a foul mood, then dragging that little fucker to his demise will give him a real shit-eating grin.
August 31st, 2018 at 11:44 AM ^
Drink; drink more
August 31st, 2018 at 11:45 AM ^
A Win Tomorrow will Cause me to smile, but a Loss will Cause me to smile upside down.
August 31st, 2018 at 11:45 AM ^
Feel like I did after Florida last year (rainbows & unicorns & squirrels) / find some avenue to self-medicate.
August 31st, 2018 at 11:46 AM ^
Ball lifter
Ball dropper
August 31st, 2018 at 12:53 PM ^
Report it
Forget it
August 31st, 2018 at 11:51 AM ^
They're gonna win and I will celebrate and be slightly rude to the people on the board who are all "yeah they won but this bad thing happened so they're garbage."
Positivity only for me right now.
August 31st, 2018 at 11:51 AM ^
Drink some more Haze and Blue from Big Lake Brewing. Drink ALOT of Haze and Blue from Big Lake Brewing
August 31st, 2018 at 11:51 AM ^
Cry and cry harder.
August 31st, 2018 at 11:52 AM ^
Drink, but happy;
Drink, but sad.
August 31st, 2018 at 11:53 AM ^
say stupid things on the internet, say stupid things on the internet
August 31st, 2018 at 11:55 AM ^
A win tomorrow will cause me to be quite happy and more optimistic.
A loss tomorrow will cause me to ragequit modding for an hour or two.
August 31st, 2018 at 12:12 PM ^
You can't ragequit in what will be our hour of greatest need!
August 31st, 2018 at 11:57 AM ^
A loss will cause me to just shrug and move on with my life. It’s just a game.
A win will cause me to move on with my life, although in a slightly more excited and relaxed fashion, knowing the team has a few cupcakes to continue gelling against and working out the kinks on. But I’ll still remember that this is just a game.
August 31st, 2018 at 11:57 AM ^
Option 1. Shrug, cuz that's going to happen and it should be expected.
Option 2. Nothing cuz it's not gonna happen.
August 31st, 2018 at 11:57 AM ^
Say "THIS IS THE YEAR!"
Say "this could still be the year and all you mad people are jumping the gun and here is a 10,000 word essay containing three scenarios in which our goals can still be met I'm the voice of reason listen to me after I finish weeping into my coffee."
August 31st, 2018 at 4:22 PM ^
For those of us who read every word of your posts, this is chuckle-inducing deprication.
August 31st, 2018 at 11:58 AM ^
Shit.
Shit.
August 31st, 2018 at 12:15 PM ^
I like your answer.
August 31st, 2018 at 11:59 AM ^
Win or lose this game doesn’t really affect us big picture. Even though everyone will overreact including myself regardless of the outcome the gauge of this season will be beatin OSU and MSU and making it to Indy. The only way it is appropriate to overreact to this game is if we win by 30 or lose by 30. Then I will lose my shit either way
August 31st, 2018 at 11:59 AM ^
Drink a lot. Drink a lot.
August 31st, 2018 at 12:00 PM ^
win: start Snowflake threads
loss: start Snowflake threads
August 31st, 2018 at 12:01 PM ^
obsessively watch highlights; obsessively watch highlights
August 31st, 2018 at 12:07 PM ^
After a loss i cant watch highlights,watch BIG network,ESPN,cant read all the sports sites etc
August 31st, 2018 at 12:52 PM ^
It's a part of a self-destructive spiral, honestly. I'm also a fan of Newcastle United - a severely dysfunctional soccer club.
August 31st, 2018 at 12:03 PM ^
crap myself, applies to both
August 31st, 2018 at 12:06 PM ^
Win: Be very happy !!! Because we havent won a road game vs top 20 team since 2006 (Only Purdue and Iowa St (i think) have longer slumps out of the power confrences
Lose: Stay off the sports blogs/sites for two-three weeks (dont want to hear all the negative stuff)
August 31st, 2018 at 12:09 PM ^
- Receive a bottle of scotch from a partner.
- Give a bottle of scotch to a partner.
August 31st, 2018 at 12:15 PM ^
See also:
- Yell with excitement.
- Sit sullenly and tell my wife, "I'm fine. No really, I'm fine." (I won't be fine.)
August 31st, 2018 at 12:09 PM ^
Drink and drink
August 31st, 2018 at 12:10 PM ^
Poop myself; poop myself
August 31st, 2018 at 12:17 PM ^
A win tomorrow will cause me to buy a football ticket. Loss will make me not buy a football ticket.