A. Chengalis article about Jake Butt
http://www.detroitnews.com/article/20131214/SPORTS0201/312140013
Good article, but I'm posting it just so I can say ohmigod he's eating everything, oh the humanity. Next thing we know, he'll be eating pizzas.
December 17th, 2013 at 9:57 AM ^
But did he get crazy and have subs?
December 17th, 2013 at 9:57 AM ^
Ahh, yes. The good ole "Freshman 37"
December 17th, 2013 at 9:57 AM ^
Title should just read, "A Butt Article."
December 17th, 2013 at 12:10 PM ^
how about, " A very nice A. Chengalis article. In conclusion, butt."
December 17th, 2013 at 10:03 AM ^
It should read "Michigan's Butt is Getting Bigger."
December 17th, 2013 at 10:43 AM ^
December 17th, 2013 at 10:55 AM ^
"Hoke Hopes to Have Bigger Butt in 2014. Offensive Staff Agrees."
December 17th, 2013 at 11:15 AM ^
Hopes to help team in the end."
December 17th, 2013 at 11:32 AM ^
Hoke likes big Butt and he cannot lie.
December 17th, 2013 at 12:12 PM ^
If there is one thing I know in the world, it's that Brady Hoke & Urban Meyer are completely different in every way. Urban Meyer likes big butts and he cannot lie. Brady Hoke just wants a bigger Butt.
Okay? Okay.
December 17th, 2013 at 12:25 PM ^
"I like Jake Butt and I cannot lie"
I think that is sufficient.
December 17th, 2013 at 12:46 PM ^
Many people made the same joke on Twitter when this article was published. Three days ago. detnews.twitter.subscribe.chengelis.com.people
December 17th, 2013 at 7:41 PM ^
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December 17th, 2013 at 10:13 AM ^
I really like Jake. The dude seemingly has much potential. He just needs to get bigger IMO.
December 17th, 2013 at 10:14 AM ^
I'm waiting for the day when someone hits the nail on the head for the best Butt joke imaginable. That will be a glorious day.
December 17th, 2013 at 12:14 PM ^
The best would be if you heard it on someones death bed. Their very last words to forever live on in history as the best Butt joke ever.
Now that is a storybook ending.
December 17th, 2013 at 2:45 PM ^
Only if they utter it in flawless Latin.
December 17th, 2013 at 10:15 AM ^
You would want a whole team of people that are willing to work so diligently to earn their time as Jake Butt is doing really, and I did like his goal statement at the end:
“The sky’s the limit,” he said. “One day I hope I can do the whole thing — hand in the ground, the run plays, pass set and continue to run routes, probably get about 260 (pounds), get a lot stronger and then take over the whole tight end position, hopefully.”
The way things seem to be going for Butt between the time he puts into this and everything else, he may very well be doing this very thing at some point.
December 17th, 2013 at 12:16 PM ^
Does he officially take over Funchess's career path as dethroning (or sharing the title of) the greatest TE in UofM history?
December 17th, 2013 at 10:32 AM ^
...that is all
December 17th, 2013 at 10:40 AM ^
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December 17th, 2013 at 11:06 AM ^
bottom with that joke.
December 17th, 2013 at 10:54 AM ^
i bet no one made butt jokes to him in high school.
December 17th, 2013 at 10:56 AM ^
I'll bet that no one made lame butt jokes in this thread. Wait a second...
December 17th, 2013 at 11:00 AM ^
Luckily for him, he was in the same grade as Jeff Penis.
December 17th, 2013 at 11:39 AM ^
His name was Mike Okisteeny.
December 17th, 2013 at 7:42 PM ^
On the contrary, he was probably the Butt of everyone's jokes.
December 17th, 2013 at 11:18 AM ^
Jake Butt, Kicker
December 17th, 2013 at 12:12 PM ^
I want to see him run away from a LB and hear the announcer say "He can't touch Butt. He's gone. Touchdown!"
December 17th, 2013 at 12:33 PM ^
Next Year's headline after Thanksgiving, when Butt catches 3 TD passes, more than 100 yards, blocks for Green to run wild, and Michigan beats the Buckeyes in Columbus convincingly:
Butt Hurt Ohio - Michigan sticks it to the Buckeyes
December 17th, 2013 at 12:36 PM ^
get Butt more touches
December 17th, 2013 at 12:48 PM ^