The Onion's Michigan Season Preview
How Will Michigan Rebound in 2009: An Onion Sports Infographic
A lot of stuff here that would be way funnier to me if in my heart, I knew they weren't true.
September 3rd, 2009 at 6:08 PM ^
signed,
Chubs in S. Bend
September 3rd, 2009 at 6:14 PM ^
Ohio Tech is in Cleveland, but where is Nichigan State?
September 3rd, 2009 at 6:16 PM ^
West Fansing, Nichigan
September 3rd, 2009 at 6:19 PM ^
I really kinda agree with the second bullet point about Forcier.
September 3rd, 2009 at 6:20 PM ^
Eh, they may call our Brandon-based recruiting strategy a weakness, but I think it's paid off in spades.
September 3rd, 2009 at 6:40 PM ^
Or it least it was, since it was founded in Madison before they moved to New York. I did find it kind of bitterly funny.
September 3rd, 2009 at 6:44 PM ^
That's mean.
September 3rd, 2009 at 6:46 PM ^
We definitely have one of those covered. Zoltan Mesko will absolutely keep doin' his thang. That being, ruling the universe with an iron foot. So we're good there.
September 3rd, 2009 at 6:58 PM ^
get ready to rock!
http://www.ohiotechnicalcollege.com/
September 3rd, 2009 at 7:00 PM ^
those are not really funny - I have no problem with the concept - they are just not funny. And, unfortunately, our Brandon recruiting policy has been one of our better ones.
September 3rd, 2009 at 9:11 PM ^
the Onion article is more accurate, better researched, and maintains a higher ethical standard.