Sam Webb not so Cryptic Tweet
After the game, Jake Butt, who holdsmultiple BCS offers, said he has a #1 school, and #2 is not close -#Michigan ($) bit.ly/x1JwDN
February 6th, 2012 at 10:03 PM ^
Its only cryptic because he wants you to go behind a paywall.
February 6th, 2012 at 11:18 PM ^
I don't think it's very cryptic....you don't need to go behind the paywall to discern the jist of what's going on. Sam gives out lots of free info, that comment isn't called for
February 7th, 2012 at 7:33 AM ^
Sorry Dad.
February 6th, 2012 at 10:42 PM ^
I was seriously giggling like this before you posted it lmao
February 6th, 2012 at 10:05 PM ^
Butt is my #1 must get recruit because his name is Jake Butt.
February 6th, 2012 at 10:17 PM ^
This is the kind of thing that will make Sparty even MORE insufferable for the next four years.
"Heh heh heh... Butt...."
February 6th, 2012 at 10:19 PM ^
Not if he's knocking their safeties and linebackers on their butts with regularity. And it will never be so satisfying to call them out on being Butthurt.
February 6th, 2012 at 10:45 PM ^
I think the guy to the left of Butt's cheek looks a little like Rich Rod.
February 7th, 2012 at 8:24 AM ^
Matthew McConaughey?
February 6th, 2012 at 10:06 PM ^
Ok guys, lets not get so anal about the name puns.
February 6th, 2012 at 10:10 PM ^
I like big Butt and I cannot lie?
February 6th, 2012 at 10:31 PM ^
Here's an idea I can get behind.
February 6th, 2012 at 10:41 PM ^
Instead of arguing about it, you could just turn the other cheek...
February 6th, 2012 at 10:44 PM ^
Enough of these lame ass puns.
February 6th, 2012 at 10:57 PM ^
Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!
February 6th, 2012 at 11:46 PM ^
I just hope he is not too anal.
February 7th, 2012 at 12:08 AM ^
His big brother Seymour is gonna kick all your asses when he catches wind of this shit.
February 6th, 2012 at 10:53 PM ^
we don't have a quarterback like john david booty to throw to him.
February 6th, 2012 at 11:06 PM ^
At least it's funny. Butt seriously guys, stop the shit. We need to put this keister nonsense behind us before we hit bottom.
/joking
February 6th, 2012 at 11:12 PM ^
My god I hope he doesn't read this thread. So much for Michigan being his #1.
February 6th, 2012 at 11:21 PM ^
#1 in the #2 business
February 7th, 2012 at 1:01 AM ^
be nice if Sam had one of his butt feelings on this one.
February 6th, 2012 at 10:06 PM ^
Jake Butt seems to be highly regarded early in the process, but would it close the door on Breneman if he commits? I know Breneman is by no means a sure thing, but he's the best in the class. I know the staff was willing and trying to take 3 this year, but thye took 2 this year, 2 next year, and with Miller returning that's 5 scholarhsips tight ends.. seems like enough.
February 6th, 2012 at 10:18 PM ^
I don't think two traditional TEs (Butt & Brenemen) and an H-back/U-back (Hill) would be out of the question.
February 6th, 2012 at 10:22 PM ^
February 6th, 2012 at 10:27 PM ^
Very nicely done.
February 6th, 2012 at 11:25 PM ^
You win the internet this week. Game over.
February 7th, 2012 at 1:11 AM ^
If I could plus 1 you I would. Hilarious.
February 7th, 2012 at 10:23 AM ^
First spit take of the year.
February 6th, 2012 at 10:06 PM ^
I always thought we needed some more Butt on our team.
February 6th, 2012 at 10:08 PM ^
Recruits in the start of the new season cometh by twos: two shall be the number of the counting, and the counting of the number shall be two. And the Lord did grin and sayeth, "Yay verily, one shall be from Michigan, and the other from Ohio."
And the people did rejoice and feast upon the lambs, and the sloths, and the apricots, and the fruitbats, and the breakfast cereals...
February 6th, 2012 at 10:22 PM ^
Fruitbats? That's disgusting.
February 6th, 2012 at 10:51 PM ^
I've eaten fruitbats in Indonesia. Not as bad as you might expect. Like Chicken, but only more disgusting.
February 7th, 2012 at 12:01 AM ^
Is anything more disgusting than eating chicken? I'd rather eat a wild bat than a domestic chicken... Ever seen a chicken farm?
February 7th, 2012 at 8:09 AM ^
Do you eat bacon?
February 7th, 2012 at 8:09 AM ^
Do you eat bacon?
February 7th, 2012 at 9:00 AM ^
but that's alright, because posts about bacon are ALWAYS acceptable. Ever tried bacon ice cream? Not bad, actually. Just interesting.
February 6th, 2012 at 10:29 PM ^
We threw the Holy Hand Grenade agains Ohio.
They got pissed.
February 6th, 2012 at 10:32 PM ^
I recall Denard yelling something to the effect of: "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
February 7th, 2012 at 9:03 AM ^
Does this whole conversation entail that Urban Meyer weighs the same as a duck?
February 6th, 2012 at 10:08 PM ^
SO we are recruiting him as a TE not DE??
February 6th, 2012 at 10:10 PM ^
From What I've read Breneman loves him some Penn State, and one would think that Brady would make him a huge priority.
February 6th, 2012 at 10:51 PM ^
Please go to Penn St! Hopefully Penn St can get back to an above average team so we don't have to disgustingly watch Ohio St get the easiest road to the Championship Game year in or year out.
February 6th, 2012 at 10:10 PM ^
try not too assume to much
February 6th, 2012 at 10:10 PM ^
I just chatted with Jake who in fact confirmed that Michigan is "number one for sure right now"
February 6th, 2012 at 10:20 PM ^
Aquaman...YOU are the night!
February 7th, 2012 at 9:04 AM ^
and yes, he says "nee!"
February 6th, 2012 at 10:36 PM ^
I don't think Ohio or ND have offered yet. He grew up a big Ohio fan and his gramps played for the Irish. Do you know if he's waiting for either of those schools to offer? If they do, will UM still lead?